BLECK…I COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER….
1. here are your monday funnies….
i know i’ve used this before, but it’s just too good to pass up…..
this next one is funny…funny, but true….
and finally, this is ONE TOUGH MAMA….
2. happy birthday wishes are going out to actor RONNY COX…he’s 74 today….
i remember RONNY COX in his early years starring in the tv show “APPLE’S WAY.” remember that show? it was on from 1974-1975 and was by the WALTON’S creators….
maybe you’ll remember the opening credits to “APPLE’S WAY.”
RONNY COX also starred in “BEVERLY HILLS COP”, and “ROBOCOP” among many other roles…
here is RONNY COX recently…..happy 74th RONNY…
3. actress EDIE MCCLURG turns 61…she was in “FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF”, “PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES”, and has done numerous voices on cartoons….
here’s EDIE MCCLURG today…and yesterday….
4. what person do you think of when you hear the following words….BILL CLINTON…WHITE HOUSE…BLUE DRESS…SCANDAL….
of course, you think of MONICA LEWINSKY….she turns 39 today….here’s the famous photo of her and the president….
and here’s MONICA LEWINSKY recently….
5. i’m apparently a very SLOW LEARNER…burnt to a crisp again for the second monday in a row….and both of them happened at the AQUATIC CENTER….i’ll tell you this…nothing feels better than being in a pool on a super hot day….and cruising down the lazy river with your beautiful wife……however, next time…sun screen….unless, of course, i forget again…
6. on saturday night, JEANNIE AND I sat down to watch the latest installment of the “AMERICAN PIE” movies called “AMERICAN REUNION.” the gang comes back for a school reunion in this movie…..here’s the deal…IT’S RAUNCHY…IT’S DIRTY…IT’S GROSS…BUT IT’S HILARIOUS….
those characters are good, but our favorite is STIFLER….played by SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT….
7. 21 people suffered severe burns walking across coals at a TONY ROBBINS motivational seminar….the power of positive thinking worked…they are all POSITIVE that they are going to sue him….
8. LADY GAGA is denying rumors that she’s undergone extensive plastic surgery….she even had her doctor carve a disapproving frown on her face.
9. tennis star RAFAEL NADAL has pulled out of the olympics because he says he’s “not in condition” to compete….how about that? I DO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH AN OLYMPIC TRAINED ATHLETE….
10. PBS has fired actor FRED WILLARD as the narrator of it’s new show “MARKET WARRIORS” after the actor’s arrest for engaging in a lewd act at a porn theater…WILLARD was shocked at the firing…you could say he was “caught with his pants down.”
11. LINDSAY LOHAN is working on her next project…a movie called “THE CANYONS” co-starring a PORN ACTOR named JAMES DEEN…your reputation can be ruined by working with someone who has a sleazy past…but the porn star says he’s cool working with her…..
12. JOKE OF THE DAY:
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