i want to take this time to wish a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the love of my life, my beautiful wife JEANNIE….
GOD sure blessed me with this wonderful woman…I LOVE YOU JEANNIE…and happy birthday….
1. here come your tuesday funnies….
this one is funny…..
sadly, i have done the following….
this next one should be posted at our workplace….
2. i cannot believe that actor CHRIS SARANDON turns SEVENTY today…i would have guessed maybe low 60’s…wow…CHRIS was married at one time to actress SUSAN SARANDON…he’s best known for the movies “FRIGHT NIGHT”, “THE PRINCESS BRIDE” and many others….
here’s CHRIS SARANDON today on birthday number 70….
3. actor ROBERT HAYES turns 65 today….remember that name? i guarantee you’ll remember his role in the “AIRPLANE” movies….
here’s ROBERT HAYES today on birthday number 65…..
4. and finally, “WONDER WOMAN” turns 61…well, not exactly WONDER WOMAN, but the lady who played her, LYNDA CARTER…she was quite the hottie in her day….
here’s LYNDA CARTER today at 61…..
5. only a few words are needed for the introduction of this next tribute…MAY GOD BLESS THEM….
6. absolutely PERFECT night for softball last night…other than we lost again, and haven’t won a game yet…..the weather was nice and cool with a little breeze…sure beats the upper 90’s and high humidities that we had the last couple of weeks….
7. i had dinner yesterday with one of my classmates from LANGFORD HIGH SCHOOL’S CLASS OF 1982….hard to believe, but we had our 30TH anniversary of graduation this summer…..it was nice seeing NATALIE, and reminiscing…..she doesn’t look like she’s in her upper 40’s, and i look like i could be her dad…ha ha….
8. HILLARY CLINTON broke the record for the most number of countries visited by a secretary of state…she’s also the first secretary of state to have her husband in charge of her travel schedule…..
9. FIAT is releasing a new line of cars that have a built-in espresso machine…it’s so the driver will have a nice drink to offer the mechanic….
10. MARIAH CAREY is the new judge on “AMERICAN IDOL” to replace JENNIFER LOPEZ…..MARIAH will reportedly be paid $17 million dollars, which ironically is the number of notes she hits when singing “THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.”
11. octomom NADYA SULEMAN has earned enough money from her porn films and stripping gigs to get off welfare…however, she still can’t afford all the bills from babysitting….
12. actor PATRICK STEWART helped carry the olympic torch yesterday…..his STAR TREK fans turned out to see their hero, which made for a rare combination…..GEEKS PLUS SUNLIGHT….
13. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her *husband*!”
HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY…