first of all, i would like to wish a happy 22nd birthday to my sunshine, TYLER…he is the oldest of our two boys….that’s right, JEANNIE’S birthday was yesterday, TYLER’S is today, and MITCHELL’S was this past july 9th….expensive month….ha ha
here’s the birthday boy with his best friend in the world, TAYLOR…JEANNIE AND I always comment on how we wish we would have had an awesome friend like TYLER and TAYLOR are…and we consider TAYLOR our “third son.” TYLER is on the left….
YAY….ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE WEEKEND…..
here are your wednesday funnies….
first of all, a couple about that dreaded word..WORK…
the next one made me laugh out loud!!!
AMEN TO THE NEXT ONE!!!
and finally, a music one that we can appreciate…
2. the tv icons keep falling…we lost ANDY GRIFFITH and ERNEST BORGNINE recently, and then yesterday, we lost two more…
first of all, we lost SHERMAN HEMSLEY, who played GEORGE JEFFERSON on “THE JEFFERSONS”…he also starred in the tv show “AMEN.”
SHERMAN HEMSLEY was 74 years old….here he is recently…i guess he literally is “movin’ on up to that deluxe apartment in the sky.”
3. and then we lost the very handsome CHAD EVERETT…he was 75 years old…we mostly remember CHAD for playing DR. JOE GANNON on the hit tv show “MEDICAL CENTER.”
CHAD EVERETT drove the women crazy with his good looks and charm…here he is recently….
4. and on the religious front, the world lost an area evangelist, LOWELL LUNDSTROM…his ministry is based in SISSETON…LOWELL died last friday at the age of 72….
his funeral is friday afternoon in LAKEVILLE, MINNESOTA, but there will be a local service for him next tuesday at 2pm at the SISSETON fine arts center…..
i went to a couple of his events, and i’ll say this…he was one motivational christian….if he didn’t get you fired up, nobody could….
5. okay, enough talk about death….oh wait, one more…
I COMPLETELY DIED ON THE MINI GOLF COURSE LAST NIGHT…
we went out for JEANNIE and TYLER’S birthdays last night…first of all, supper at MAX AND ERMA’S, where i had a tremendous steak called “THE LAREDO.” really good……then it was off to WYLIE for the miniture golf course….the birthday girl won, and i played absolutely the WORST game of miniture golf i have ever played…and then i got frustrated and it only got worse…MITCHELL got a hole in one!!! that was pretty exciting…meanwhile, i was getting holes in SIX….
6. i was shocked to find out that my boys have never seen the movie classic “ANIMAL HOUSE.” they have literally watched hundreds of movies, and i can’t believe they missed this one…so, i bought the blue-ray of the movie, and we’ll be watching it soon…”ANIMAL HOUSE” is a classic that is a must for people to watch..little dirty and raunchy, but hilarious….
7. according to a new survey, 52 percent of respondents say they’ll spend less time on FACEBOOK in the next year….sociologists have coined a phrase for people like that….LIARS….
8. more than 1,000 turtles escaped from a farm in GEORGIA…it happened last thursday, so they’re probably next door by now….
9. RADAR ONLINE says that KANYE WEST plans to propose to KIM KARDASHIAN the minute her divorce is finalized….KANYE plans on using his mother’s ring…..KANYE will get down on one knee and ask her to make him the happiest man in the world…for at least ten weeks….
10. more trouble for the JACKSON family, as JERMAINE, RANDY, AND JANET JACKSON were barred from their mother KATHERINE’S home for trying to remove MICHAEL JACKSON’S kids…..i’ll be darned…MICHAEL apparently WASN’T the crazy one…..
11. according to a government report, condom use has increased among U.S. high schools…you know what that means…DEMI MOORE IS DATING AGAIN….
12. JOKE OF THE DAY:
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger’s tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn’t want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place.
He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, “Did you just lick me twice in the butt?”
The other tiger replied, “Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a radio announcer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
HEY…I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK…
HAVE A GREAT WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY…