OH, YEAH BABY!!!
1. first of all, i would like to be the first to congratulate my nephew DARWIN and his future wife ANDE….they will be married saturday at FORT SISSETON, and i have the honor of marrying them…
WELCOME TO THE LOONEY BIN, ANDE!!!
2. here come your weekend funnies!!!
this is a good one….
i guess it doesn’t only happen in the HOTEL CALIFORNIA…
i laughed out loud at this one….
i think the following would cure me from being on the internet….
3. legendary tv producer and creator NORMAN LEAR hits the big 90 today….how about that?
you have NORMAN LEAR to thank for creating such legendary shows as “ALL IN THE FAMILY”, “THE JEFFERSONS”, “SANFORD AND SON”, “ONE DAY AT A TIME”, “MAUDE”, “GOOD TIMES” and more….WOW…
here’s NORMAN LEAR back in the 70’s…
and here is NORMAN LEAR today on his 90th birthday….
4. remember BETTY THOMAS? she played on “HILL STREET BLUES.”
she is turning 64 today…here is what she looks like today…
5. not much coming out for movies this weekend…i’m kind of 50-50 on wanting to see the new comedy “THE WATCH.”
looks kind of funny, but you just never know…
i do know one thing…JEANNIE AND I are going to see “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” on sunday….we figured that by now the crowds have diminished a bit…..i had somebody tell me that everytime somebody got up for popcorn or to use the restroom, people would nervously watch them……of course, that situation is from the horrible events in COLORADO last week…..
6. the olympics are on…frankly, i couldn’t care less…JEANNIE is super pumped and can’t wait to watch them…thank goodness i have my own tv downstairs….
7. twitter experienced a worldwide outage for over an hour yesterday…..users were going crazy not being able to tell people what they were eating for lunch…..
8. LOS ANGELES will close hundreds of medical marijuana dispensaries….pot smokers were so outraged that they went from super mellow to regular mellow…..and nobody was more upset about this than the DORITOS company…
9. a customs agent at an airport in MIAMI has pleaded guilty to groping three women…what do you expect when you fly out of ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AIRPORT?
10. a new study found that CANADIANS are reporting a record three U.F.O’S sightings every day….or as we call those U.F.O’S in our country…GEESE…
11. according to the latest report, the BRITISH are in an even deeper recession than previously thought….we should have noticed that when we saw that the olympic gold medals are just gold paper wrapped around chocolate….
12. PRESIDENT OBAMA and MITT ROMNEY continue exchanging words…who do they think they are? THE JACKSONS?
13. JOKES OF THE DAY:
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter’s gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out.
The judge says, “The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde.”
The blonde says, “I don’t want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms.”
OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS ONE …….
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held up the morning edition of the newspaper, “This man,” he announced, “called in sick yesterday!”
There on the sports page was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator.
“Wow,” he said. “Just think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn’t been sick!”
HAVE A TREMENDOUSLY AWESOME WEEKEND!!!