1. here are your weekend funnies….
i thought this one was pretty good….
hmmm…i don’t think the next one should be much of a problem!!!
TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE NEXT ONE….
those darn pigs…such comedians….
2. a legendary actor turns 76 years old on saturday…of course, i’m talking about ROBERT REDFORD…..this guy has always been one of the best looking guys in HOLLYWOOD….
here’s ROBERT REDFORD recently…happy birthday to you, ROBERT….
3. also on saturday, comedian and actor MARTIN MULL will turn 69….you probably best know him from the comedy stage, the movie “CLUE”, and the tv show “ROSEANNE.”
here’s MARTIN MULL today at 69……
4. and on sunday, actress JILL ST. JOHN will turn 72…she hasn’t acted since 2002, but is best known for playing bond girl TIFFANY CASE in the 1971 movie “DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.”
JILL ST. JOHN is married to actor ROBERT WAGNER…here they are together…JILL ST. JOHN is 72…ROBERT WAGNER is ten years older than her…..he’s 82…..
5. a few BROWN COUNTY fair notes…..
***i had a wonderful time hanging out with TASHA and AUDREY at TASHA’S SCRAPBOOKING…i did a live broadcast at their booth yesterday, and we spent a lot of time laughing and having fun….people like those two make it very fun for me….
***well, i got my TUBBY BURGER yesterday…and i washed it down with some mini donuts…..truthfully, it wasn’t as good as recent years….my buddy DENNY PITMAN was with me and he agreed….it was still GREAT, but not quite as good as before…..still worth the money, though….
***TRAVIS TRITT and HUNTER HAYES rocked the fair last night…great kickoff to the entertainment…..i was really hoping that HUNTER would take out the accordian, but he didn’t…TRAVIS TRITT has always been a great entertainer….slowed it down a few times, but was very good…I HAVE NEVER SEEN A STAR DO SIX OR SEVEN SONGS FOR AN ENCORE…but he did…..
***we are not going to the fair tonight…we have no idea who the entertainers are, so we’re going to take a break and catch up on sleep from last night…..i got to bed at 1:00am, and back up at 4:10am….do the math…not a great night of sleep…i’m not as young as i used to be.
***we’re going to do our traditional walk around the fairgrounds this afternoon….we like to check out the exhibits, see which kids and adults won ribbons, and walk thru the occasional barns….not a big “barn” guy, but i know a lot of kids who have livestock, so i like to support them.
6. as we take tonight off from the fair, we’ll probably end up going to a movie….JEANNIE is very excited to see “THE EXPENDABLES 2″…i haven’t seen the first one, but this one looks very good…and an all star cast….SYLVESTER STALLONE, BRUCE WILLIS, CHUCK NORRIS, JASON STATHAM, ARNOLD SCWARZENEGGER, DOLPH LUNDGREN, JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME, and more…how’s that for a lineup?
i’m not big on going to kid’s movies, but there is one i want to see…this will probably be a 4:00ish on a weekday afternoon movie for me…i doubt the wife will want to see this one…it’s called “PARANORMAN.” it’s a ghost movie, and looks kind of fun….
7. doggone computer crashed at home….trying to get it on life support at COMPUTER CPR…..working on my sunday sermon may be a treat this weekend…i may come back to work and get it done…although being at work and working on something heavenly is kind of a total opposite…ha ha
8. PRESIDENT OBAMA is brewing beer in the WHITE HOUSE…jeepers…the economy has gotten so bad that the PRESIDENT can’t afford to buy beer….
9. JOHN MCCAIN said that it might be wise for PRESIDENT OBAMA to replace JOE BIDEN….that’s right…he’s such a lousy vice president that the guy who picked SARAH PALIN thinks it was stupid to hire him.
10. the CDC reports that gonorrhea is evolving so fast that we’re down to only one antibiotic that kills it, and soon, we won’t even have that….on the plus side, this should weed out the cast of “JERSEY SHORE.”
11. in a new poll, the DORSET village of SHITTERTON was chosen as having the most unfortunate name in GREAT BRITIAN….and yes, SHITTERTON is a dump….
12. KENNY G. officially has fired for divorce from his wife of 20 years…she said part of the problem was that sax was bad….
13. the “PRICE IS RIGHT” is looking for a male model…of course, he must be neutered.
14. JOKE OF THE DAY:
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.”
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
She said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!