random thoughts for monday august 27th, 2012

UGH!!! that’s all i have to say…..

1.  here are your monday funnies….

i would say i have to agree with this first one……

i could name names for the next one…but i won’t…..

this next one is HILARIOUS…and i can relate to it most days…

and last, but certainly not least…..

2.  we have a couple of milestone birthdays today….

first of all, the hubby of “THE CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE” is turning 70 today…can you believe that? his name is DARYL DRAGON….

here they are in recent years…..

by the way, DARYL’S wife, TONI TENNILLE is now 72…wow….

3.  here’s another one i cannot believe…PAUL REUBENS, or as we know him, “PEE WEE HERMAN” turns 60 today…SIXTY!!!  wow….PAUL played one of my all time favorite characters…i am a huge fan of PEE WEE HERMAN….his movie “PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE” is one of my favorite movies…the funny part is that i HATED it the first time i saw it…..

i used to have the PEE WEE HERMAN doll…i think it broke and got thrown away…however, i sure wish i still had one…..

here’s PAUL REUBENS today at 60……

4.  not a good weekend in celebrity news if your last name was ARMSTRONG….

first of all, biker LANCE ARMSTRONG was stripped of all of his TOUR DE FRANCE titles after it was decided that he had been doping while winning the titles….

and sadly, we say goodbye to NEIL ARMSTRONG, the first man to walk on the moon…..he died this weekend at the age of 82…..

here’s his legendary “step” and the famous line that went with it….

http://youtu.be/RMINSD7MmT4

5.  we had our family fantasy football draft last night….i just can’t tell how i did…..every other year when i said i had a great draft, i sucked all season long….this year i’m concerned about my lineup, so maybe that’s a sign that i will do great….

here are a few of my selections last night……

quarterback TOM BRADY of the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

quarterback MATT RYAN of the ATLANTA FALCONS

running back ADRIAN PETERSON of THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

wide receivers MIKE WALLACE of the PITTSBURGH STEELERS and STEVE SMITH of the CAROLINA PANTHERS

tight end VERNON DAVIS of the SAN FRANCISCO 49’ERS

in case you’re wondering if i took any from my beloved WASHINGTON REDSKINS, i did…i took running back TIM HIGHTOWER and the REDSKINS defense….well, time will tell….

6.  i’m SO mad at my wife….not really…but, she got me hooked on another tv show over the weekend….HBO’S hit show “THE NEWSROOM.”

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SHOW….actor JEFF DANIELS stars as a cable news anchor….the best character that JEANNIE and I love is SAM WATERSTON as the boss of the cast…HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS SHOW…..

8.  we went to see the new WILL FERRELL movie “THE CAMPAIGN” on friday night…it was okay…typical WILL FERRELL movie…had lots of funny points….some gross out parts, and some totally stupid spots……..it was fun to see, but i wouldn’t have to see it again….

9.  JOHN LENNON’S killer has been denied parole for a seventh time….now we can change a lyric to one of LENNON’S biggest songs…”imagine no parole for CHAPMAN…it’s easy if you try.”

10.  a man in DOVER, FLORIDA, was arrested for repeatedly calling 911 to request that the female deputy come over to his house and have sex with him…..in his defense, it was an emergency….he is a nerd still living in mommy’s basement……

11.  JERRY NELSON, the MUPPETS puppeteer who played “THE COUNT” on “SESAME STREET” has died at the age of 78…….that’s 1…..2…..3….4….5….6…. SIX FEET DEEP….

12.  SNOOKI from “JERSEY SHORE” gave birth to a baby boy recently….you can tell it’s her kid…when the doctor slapped the baby’s butt, he punched the doctor in the throat….

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. “Hi, Darling”, he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.”
HAVE AN AWESOME MONDAY…
 
JAY DEAN
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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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