C’MON LABOR DAY WEEKEND…YOU SEEM SO FAR AWAY….
1. here are your tuesday funnies……
this one is kind of funny….
just went thru the next one last night…more on that in a bit…..
us men can relate to the next one…ha ha…
2. happy birthday wishes are going out to actor/singer DAVID SOUL…remember him? he’s the blonde from “STARSKY AND HUTCH.”
believe it or not, he’s one year away from SEVENTY…yep…DAVID SOUL is 69 today…here he is today, including one with his tv buddy PAUL MICHAEL GLASER….
3. i put actor/singer under DAVID SOUL…why? because he had a number one song? do you remember it?
4. also, the guy who played “ENOS” on “THE DUKES OF HAZZARD” is celebrating a birthday today…SONNY SHROYER turns 77 today…see if you can recall him from the show….
here’s SONNY SHROYER today from a movie a couple of years ago called “THE WAY HOME.”
5. and finally, the beautiful EMMA SAMMS turns 52 today…she replaced PAMELA SUE MARTIN on the tv show “DYNASTY.” her character’s name was CARRINGTON COLBY….she also played HOLLY SUTTON on the hit daytime show “GENERAL HOSPITAL.”
here’s EMMA SAMMS today at 52…gorgeous…..
6. alright…i mentioned above that i had something to talk about that happened yesterday…here’s what happened….
i called a national dish company to talk about my account for my tv channels that i’m receiving. and, of course, i get a pesky automated voice that i absolutely hate….
so, this woman says “what reason are you calling?” i say “update my bill.” and she says, “okay, you said TECHNICAL PROBLEMS.” i yell “NO!!!”, and she says “what is your technical problem…say something like fuzzy screen, loss of power, or whatever the problem is.” i say, “GET ME SOMEONE TO TALK TO.” she says, “you chose fuzzy screen.” GOOD GRAVY…so, i hang up on her….
i call back and the voice says, “you called recently about a technical problem, was the problem fixed?” i just about went thru the roof….
7. i’m getting tired of saying this but here goes…”IF YOU’RE GOING TO DRIVE SLOWER THAN THE SPEED LIMIT, STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE LEFT LANE.” yesterday was awful….it must have happened five or six times…i try to get around someone who is going slow in the right lane, only to jump in the left lane and fall behind somebody driving slower than the right lane…..ugh…frustrating….
8. LABOR DAY weekend is just around the corner…i really want to go to HURON and see CHARLEY PRIDE and STEVE MILLER BAND…however, i have absolutely no energy lately…completely exhausted…so, it might be fun just to stay home….but, i really want to see CHARLEY PRIDE once again before he retires or worse….we’ll see how the rest of the week goes….
9. millions of people still don’t believe that NEIL ARMSTRONG or anyone else has actually walked on the moon…it’s true, they don’t….these are the same people who think that ROSIE O’DONNELL is a great actress, and the KARDASHIANS are the most incredible people on tv…..
10. a new study shows that 50 percent of senior citizens are using the internet….mostly to see those naked pictures of PRINCE HARRY….
11. a BRITISH tv host claims that the LONDON olympics opening ceremony was a secret satanic ritual…i would agree with that…i mean, they brought the SPICE GIRLS back…..
12. tmz.com reports that VIVID ENTERTAINMENT has offered PRINCE HARRY 10 million dollars to make a sex tape…also, they offered PRINCE CHARLES AND CAMILLA 10 million dollars NOT to make a sex tape….
13. the DALLAS COWBOYS have banned their talented wide receiver DEZ BRYANT from going to strip clubs….during the games….
14. JOKE OF THE DAY:
After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”
“Thank heavens,” his date replied. “If yours hadn’t, mine would have had to!”
HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY…