random thoughts for tuesday october 23rd, 2012

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1.  YEP…I AGREE WITH THE NEXT ONE…

2.  YOUR TUESDAY FUNNIES…

oh, so THIS is how my favorite pies are made!!!

 

okay..this next one really cracked me up…

i posted the next one on my wife’s facebook page…because, well, SHE’S SIMPLY AWESOME AND INCREDIBLE!!!

and a little marriage humor……(this doesn’t fit my marriage at all, but it’s still hilarious!!)

and finally, a little “MAXINE” humor…

3.  REMEMBER THIS TV THEME?  OF COURSE YOU DO…

http://youtu.be/keiuXB3dJ0E

it’s “THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON.”

why are we saluting that show today?  because today would have been JOHNNY CARSON’S  87th birthday!!! 

to me, JOHNNY CARSON was one of the best entertainers i had ever seen.  he gave so much on tv, yet was one of the most humble and reserved people you could ever meet…..

here’s an early picture of JOHNNY CARSON back when he was a student at the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA-LINCOLN….

here’s another younger picture of the man…

that smile…oh, that smile…..

here’s one of JOHNNY CARSON and his sidekick, ED MCMAHON…

here are a couple of JOHNNY CARSON’S best characters…

who can forget “CARNAC”…

and the very funny….FLOYD R. TURBO…

JOHNNY CARSON died on january 23rd, 2005 at the age of 79….he was cremated and his ashes were given to his wife.  here he is in his later years…

4.  how about taking a break from whatever you are doing  to watch some “TONIGHT SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” bloopers….i love these…

here’s ED MCMAHON appearing drunk on the show…

http://youtu.be/TwcfDa0gEPQ

JANE FONDA asks JOHNNY an embarrassing question…

http://youtu.be/wRR1aKBOCOQ

and here’s the classic joke with DOLLY PARTON…about her…well…features….

http://youtu.be/sw2W8ZC7pkM

and NOBODY could play with the animals like JOHNNY….

http://youtu.be/w6KPcE88QoY

5.  well, i can tell you EXACTLY who won the debate last night…..I DID….we couldn’t decide what to have for supper…i chose pizza…she didn’t want it…we had pizza…I WON THE DEBATE…..umm..that was the debate you were talking about, right?

6.  i think i speak for most of AMERICA when i say….

“OKAY..EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LET US VOTE AND GET IT OVER WITH.”

geez……

7.  high school football playoffs tonight…our WARNER MONARCHS are undefeated and have a home game…..i’m planning on going…..i would love to watch it….but i can almost see it now…i get home…change clothes….look at the couch….fall in love with the couch……….crawl to couch….fall asleep…….check score on the internet later on………

AAH…THE LIFE OF SOMEONE WITH NO KIDS AT HOME ANYMORE….

8.  my son TYLER called me yesterday to see if i wanted to watch the debate with him last night because he had to watch it for class…i told him that i wasn’t planning on watching it, and had planned on watching football…i felt horrible that i made that call, because i LOVE spending time with my boys…..and then i fell asleep on the couch…missed a lot of the game…woke up…watched the game…fell asleep….woke up and went to bed and missed the fourth quarter…..

AAAH…THE LIFE OF SOMEONE WITH NO KIDS…..oh wait..i said that already…..

9. JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two       brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each       other sowell,       they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride       broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very       beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsomeand       suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at       the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the       groom-broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’

‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.”   “WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER YET!!!!”

aah..yes, that’s a good one……HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYBODY….

JAY DEAN

there will never ever be another JOHNNY CARSON…..GOD BLESS HIM….

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