random thoughts for FRIDAY november 9th, 2012

OH YEAH, BABY…

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1.  HERE COME YOUR WEEKEND FUNNIES….

hmm…never thought of this one, but it’s true…

 

okay…i understand that you have fishing supplies in the back of your store, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO RE-THINK YOUR SIGN…

 

for all of you animals lovers….

 

i saw this JUSTIN BIEBER post the other night and just about wet myself laughing….

 

KERMIT THE FROG gets the bad news he has been dreading…

 

and, we end it with A BANG….

 

2.  a few of us were talking the other day about the original “HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.”  man, that was one great game show……it was hosted by the great PETER MARSHALL….nobody could have done a better job than him….

PETER MARSHALL is still alive….he is now 86….

 

the great and hilarious PAUL LYNDE had the middle square……he died in 1982 at the age of 55……

ROSE MARIE was a staple of the show…….

ROSE MARIE is still alive…she is now 89 years old…

one of the funniest guys in the original “HOLLYWOOD SQUARES” was CHARLIE WEAVER…….that’s just his stage name…did you know that CHARLIE WEAVER was the grandpa of actors PATRICIA, ROSANNA, AND DAVID ARQUETTE?   CHARLIE WEAVER died in 1974 at the age of 68….

WALLY COX had a permanent square on the show…..he didn’t live long….he died in 1973 at the tender age of 48 from a massive heart attack…WOW…THAT’S MY AGE….

NANETTE FABRAY was already a big star when she had a role on “HOLLYWOOD SQUARES”…

she is also still around..she is now 92 years old…here she is a couple years back with PHYLIS DILLER….

MARTY ALLEN was on the show a lot…i never quite got into his humor, but he was on the show quite often…

MARTY ALLEN is still performing at the age of 90…..

and JAN MURRAY also appeared on the show quite often…he died in 2006 at the age of 89….

 

3.  okay…i know you all are very busy…but you NEED to take four minutes and watch this awesome video….this will bring back great memories…here are some of the best lines ever delivered on the original “HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.”

http://youtu.be/ra4Zk5CSSPQ

 

4.  well, another election season is over…THANK GOODNESS….WOW….this one seemed to go on forever…..everybody knows already that PRESIDENT OBAMA was re-elected…….but i want to focus on a former president…RONALD REAGAN will go down as, quite possibly, my favorite president ever…..he once said a line that still rings true today…..check it out….

DOES ANYBODY ELSE AGREE WITH THOSE WORDS?

5.  after our sales meeting this morning at PIERSON FORD, KELLY, LEE AND I were talking about movies where you can almost quote every line in the movie…..i thought i would share a few of my favorites…

my wife and i drove my kids nuts repeating word for word the lines in the classic movie “STRANGE BREW”…the story of canadians BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE….

“TAKE OFF HOSER”…….

another great “quote” movie is the STEVE MARTIN classic “THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS…”    “GET THAT CAT OUT OF HERE.”

during the upcoming CHRISTMAS season, JEANNIE AND I will probably watch “SCROOGED” about ten times…….we sit around and talk right with it…….great lines like “GO BACK TO JERSEY YOU MORON”…

my wife loves to quote the movie “GALAXY QUEST.”  and now she has me doing it…we watch it every time it’s on…….”IS THERE AIR?  YOU DON’T KNOW!!”

and finally, who doesn’t love quoting lines from “YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN?”   “where did this brain come from?…aaah…ABBY SOMEONE….abby someone?  ABBY NORMAL, I BELIEVE..”  which of course was “abnormal.”  funny stuff……and everybody loves GENE WILDER and the monster singing “PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ..”

 

6.  JACKSON family member JERMAINE JACKSON has petitioned to change his name……but, i don’t think i like his new name “JERMAINE KARDASHIAN.” ha ha…

7.  speaking of the KARDASHIANS, KIM was recently photographed parking in a handicapped zone……which is probably okay…she thought it meant “mentally handicapped” as well…..(YOU try living with this family….)

8.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn’t get pregnant again.”

Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”

Billy Bob says, “This year I’m taking Earline with me.”

(WOW…GOOD JOKE…DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING…)

 

HAVE A TREMENDOUS WEEKEND…

JAY DEAN

 

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