random thoughts for thursday november 15th, 2012

GET READY….

 

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1.  HERE ARE YOUR THURSDAY FUNNIES….

doggone it…i wish i would have thought of this scheme a few weeks back…

i’ll bet that we can get a whole bunch of “AMENS” to the next one….

do you know of anybody who fits in the next category?  unfortunately, i do….

good old MAXINE is at it again…

and finally…unfortunately this happens to be true in some cases….

 

2.  there’s big movie news about a classic movie……apparently there is a blue-ray disc out now of the classic horror movie “ROSEMARY’S BABY”, starring MIA FARROW…..believe it or not, i have never seen that movie….and the fact that i’m a horror movie nut adds to the fact that it is weird that i haven’t watched it…..but everyone who watches it says it’s one of the best horror movies of all time….i can remember when i was little my mom and dad talked about this movie….they were scared stiff watching it, apparently….

today we’re going to salute the beautiful MIA FARROW…..here’s a couple of younger pictures of her…..

 

 

she had a highly publicized marriage to FRANK SINATRA, that some say was ended by the success of “ROSEMARY’S BABY.”

and, of course, who can forget the WOODY ALLEN debacle….this scandal is already 20 years old….WOODY ALLEN married one of his adopted daughters…..and by the way, they are still married…..

MIA FARROW is still alive and kicking…she is now 67 years old…..

 

3.  i was listening to a sports radio station out of MINNEAPOLIS yesterday, and they were talking about our MINNESOTA TWINS, and the fact that players start their career out here and go elsewhere to make the big bucks and become superstars…..case in point, TORII HUNTER…..

TORII HUNTER was a fan favorite of the TWINS, and ended up in an ANGELS uniform…well, now it looks like TORII HUNTER  is going to come back and haunt us IN OUR OWN DIVISION….it was announced yesterday that TORII HUNTER has signed with the DETROIT TIGERS…..wow….

here’s my beef…the MINNESOTA TWINS told all of us that if they got to build a stadium, they would increase their payroll and bring in superstars to help the team win a world series….it hasn’t happened…in fact, the TWINS have endured a couple of seasons of 90 plus losses……..we let go of stars like MICHAEL CUDDYER and JASON KUBEL…they go off to other teams and have incredible years this past year….the TWINS had better start making wise decisions….if winning a world series means trading JOE MAUER to get some seriously good players, then i say “go for it.”  i know that MAUER is a hometown boy, and pretty much the “face” of the franchise, but his huge huge salary is paralyzing our favorite team…and it keeps us from getting some big names pitchers, which we need…..don’t get me wrong, i HOPE THAT JOE MAUER IS A TWINS PLAYER FOR LIFE…i love the guy….but, 90 plus losses is unacceptable……….especially with a new stadium and a promise to bring in bigger and better players…..

4.  DID YOU HEAR WHO IS COMING TO ABERDEEN?

“YEAH BUDDY….”   that’s right, comedian PAULY SHORE is coming to the ramkota convention center on december 8th……two shows….you probably remember him from movies like “ENCINO MAN”, “JURY DUTY”,  and my favorite, “SON IN LAW.”

however, my absolute favorite thing that PAULY SHORE has done, is the dark comedy, but very very funny comedy called “PAULY SHORE IS DEAD.”

he starts a rumor about his own demise, to see how people will react to it…IT’S HILARIOUS…..

PAULY SHORE should be a pretty funny show in ABERDEEN….

for tickets call 605-229-4040, or go to the ramkota hotel, north highway 281 in ABERDEEN…..

 

5.  okay, so we get PAULY SHORE, and GALLAGHER has already been here among some other funny comedians….but i’m waiting for one guy…i would absolutely GO CRAZY to see this guy…who is it?

GILBERT GOTTFRIED….i find him incredibly funny…incredibly filthy, but funny……his comedy would rock ABERDEEN, but his language might turn off some prudes…….

6.  rumors are swirling that DONALD TRUMP will be in the MACY’S THANKSGIVING PARADE…makes sense…they already have the HOT AIR….now they just need enough rope to hold him up and hold his hair down….

 

7.  i just heard that CHANNING TATUM is the “sexiest man alive.”  YUCK…..don’t like this guy…i don’t think he’s that attractive, and i think he’s a very mediocre actor……by the way, a distant second….YOURS TRULY…..(yeah right…)

8.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over
and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I
vould like some blood.”

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks
what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.”

The
waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire
responds, “I vould like some plasma.”

The waitress looks up and says,
“Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood
light?”

 

OKAY..PRETTY LAME..I’M TRY BETTER TOMORROW..HA HA…

HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

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