THE END OF FEBRUARY…HMM..MARCH TOMORROW…AND I TRULY ENDORSE THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE…

 

Hurry Up Spring!

 

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE….(or whatever else you want tickled…..)

 

about now i wish i had a cat so i could do the following….

 

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i heard good news about gas prices….but i was disappointed in what i found out….

 

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being in the advertising business for over 20 years means that, yeah, i guess  i would have to agree with the next one……

 

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i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again…I AM SO GLAD I’M MARRIED….

 

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HMMM..I WOULD LOVE TO SEE VEGAS PROMOTE THIS…ha ha…

 

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2.  two famous entertainers have died since we last talked…let’s feature them…

first of all, VAN CLIBURN has died at the age of 78 due to bone cancer……VAN CLIBURN received first place at the 1958 “INTERNATIONAL TCHAIKOVSKY COMPETITION” in MOSCOW….he became an overnight sensation, and even received a ticker tape parade, with over 100 thousand people lining the streets around BROADWAY in NEW YORK CITY….remember him?

 

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here’s the late VAN CLIBURN recently, including one with our own PRESIDENT OBAMA….

 

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3.  and, actor DALE ROBERTSON has died at the age of 89….you probably remember him from tv shows like “TALES OF WELLS FARGO”, “THE IRON HORSE”, “DYNASTY” and many others…he also appeared in feature films….

 

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here he is in recent years…..

 

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4.  YOU COULDN’T MAKE UP STUFF LIKE THIS EVEN IF YOU WANTED……

MINNESOTA TWINS star, and lifelong MINNESOTA TWINS fan, JOE MAUER and his wife MADDIE are expecting…you guessed it…TWINS….yep…crazy huh?  he has a beautiful wife….

 

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and now the fun comments start…i’ve heard things like “WHEN THE FIRST ONE COMES WILL HE JUST PASS IT OFF TO HIS WIFE AND WAIT FOR THE SECOND ONE?”  (this makes fun of the fact that MAUER hardly EVER swings at the first pitch…)

or how about this one?  “WILL HE BE WEARING HIS CATCHER’S MITT TO CATCH BOTH BABIES?”

wow…some people need to get jobs…ha ha…..CONGRATS JOE AND MADDIE…we couldn’t be happier….

okay..one more.. “WE HEAR THAT IF THERE IS ONE BOY AND ONE GIRL THEY’RE GOING TO NAME THEM PAUL AND MINNY.”   (twin cities)….that’s probably my favorite one….

 

5.  the other day i bragged about the awesome food at the new eatery in aberdeen called “ROMA RISTORANTE ITALIANO” in the WARD HOTEL…well, the other night my brother TREVOR and I decided to try out their “wood roasted pizzas.”  INCREDIBLE…AWESOME…SPECTACULAR….we ordered a pepperoni with sausage, and it came with great big chunks of sausage….the crust is homemade and is DELICIOUS…and the sauce was wonderful, too….i’m TWO FOR TWO at this new place…time to go again….

 

6.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor GAVIN MACLEOD….he played the character “JOSEPH ‘HAPPY’ HAINES” on “MCHALES NAVY”, plus “MURRAY SLAUGHTER” on “THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW”, and he’s probably best known as “CAPTAIN MERRILL STUBING” on “LOVE BOAT.”

 

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GAVIN MACLEOD turns 82 years old today….here is what he looks like today….

 

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7.  “HERB TARLEK” from “WKRP IN CINCINNATI” has a birthday today…well, HERB doesn’t…but the actor who played this nerdy radio salesman does…..FRANK BONNER played this hilarious character on one of my all time favorite tv shows….and the reason i got into radio in the first place……..the sad thing?  i’ve known a few REAL LIFE HERB TARLEK’S in my life…..

 

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FRANK BONNER turns 71 today…here he is in recent years….

 

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8.  alright…this full moon is kicking my butt….i haven’t slept well for three nights…i’m coming down with a chest cold…..and i’m exhausted…….one of my friends had a son who was bit by a dog two days ago….i’ve talked to countless people who have not been sleeping since the full moon……AND THEN I READ THIS ON THE INTERNET…

 

Animals are also influenced by the moon. One study reports that
animals are twice as likely to bite people
during the time of full
moon.
All these facts confirm
that it should come as no surprise that, when the moon is full, some people may
suffer from insomnia, nightmares, strange dreams, and
some people even sleepwalk.

 

guess i’m not COMPLETELY CRAZY….(oh wait…scratch that…yes i am….)

 

9.  ANY IDEA WHO THIS HUNK IS?

 

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WHO IS IT?

it’s PHIL ROBERTSON  from “DUCK DYNASTY.” 

 

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yeppers…hard to believe, but ol’ PHIL ROBERTSON was quite the football player at LOUISIANA TECH…..are you ready for this?

ROBERTSON started ahead of his backup quarterback…TERRY BRADSHAW….yes, THEE TERRY BRADSHAW…plus, PHIL turned down a chance to play with my WASHINGTON REDSKINS in order to do what he loved best….HUNT…..true story…..

 

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another.  The elephants were connected trunk to tail.  They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000.  B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, “What is the cost of a new elephant?”

Barnum & Bailey responded, “$1,000 each.” 

B&M responded, “But, we only killed two of them!”

Barnum & Bailey said, “Yes, but you pulled the buttholes out of eight others.”

 

A LITTLE TASTELESS..BUT FUNNY….

HAVE A GREAT DAY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

I WOULD TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS FIRST ONE….

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1.  HERE COME YOUR MONDAY FUNNIES….

i do believe this next one is completely true…..

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i giggled out loud at this next one……

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and while i GIGGLED at the one above, i LAUGHED OUT LOUD at this next one…..which pretty well fits me….

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i have always wondered how pharmacists can read my doctor’s writing…ha ha….

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and finally….THIS ONE IS CERTAINLY TRUE….

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2.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actress KAREN GRASSLE who played the wonderful mother CAROLINE INGALLS on “LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.”  she turns 71 today….she has always been such a beautiful woman….here she is with MICHAEL LANDON and with all the kids on the show….

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here’s KAREN GRASSLE recently, still beautiful at 71……

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3.  also, i found out this morning that actor JIM BACKUS would have been 100 today…ONE HUNDRED TODAY…how about that?  JIM died back in 1989 at the age of 76…..you probably remember him from a couple of great roles including being the voice of “MR. MAGOO.”

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however, JIM BACKUS is probably best known as playing multi millionaire THURSTON HOWELL III on “GILLIGAN’S ISLAND.”

 

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here’s a later year picture of JIM BACKUS, and his gravesite as well, as we honor him on what would have been birthday number 100…..

 

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4.  WOW…WHAT A GREAT MEAL WE HAD ON SATURDAY NIGHT….we decided to check out the brand new italian eatery in ABERDEEN called “ROMA RISTORANTE ITALIANO”.  it’s located in the WARD HOTEL on main street in ABERDEEN…….one word….AMAZING….what i had was equal to, or better than anything i have eaten at OLIVE GARDEN…seriously……they give you bread and dipping sauce as an early appetizer…the bread is wonderful……i had a bowl of italian sausage soup….it was INCREDIBLE….and for a meal, i ordered an italian sausage meal that i cannot spell or remember…ha ha…it had italian sausage, angel hair noodles, onions and green peppers and a red sauce…..AWESOME….SIMPLY AWESOME….the aura is great…the service was wonderful…..and the prices couldn’t be beat……my wife, my mom and I ate for under 40 dollars total…and that included a couple glasses of their finest beverages, if you know what i mean……HIGH RECOMMENDED…I WILL BE GOING BACK SOON…..

 

5.  you know what the loneliest part of our house is?  the empty phone jacks…..no more home phone…only cell phones…..everyday i walk by and see the empty phone jacks and i just feel sad for them…actually i don’t, because we’re saving a bit of money not having it….but it still seems weird seeing them empty….

 

6.  i didn’t want to see the movie “IDENTITY THIEF.”….i am a fan of JASON BATEMAN, but i’m not in the least bit a fan of “MIKE AND MOLLY” star MELISSA MCCARTHY….she seems to play the same “over the top” person in ever role….and here’s the kicker…..she stole $40,000 dollars or more from JASON’S character, and they become friends?  SERIOUSLY?  i know it’s just a movie, but i found her so annoying….my wife liked it though….so, the movie has that going for it…ha ha

 

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7.  alright, it’s OSCAR TIME…..i’ll tell you who i was rooting for and who actually won….

 

MOVIE OF THE YEAR:  the winner was “ARGO”….starring BEN AFFLECK….i didn’t pick it…i wanted “LINCOLN” to win…i saw both movies and both are incredible, but to me “LINCOLN” was so much more spectacular……

 

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BEST ACTOR:  DANIEL DAY LEWIS…and that’s who i picked…..the movie “LINCOLN” was so incredible…i love movies when you forget you are watching an actor, and you feel like you are watching the actual character…that’s the way i felt with DANIEL DAY LEWIS’ performance as ABRAHAM LINCOLN….well deserved…..and, he becomes the first actor EVER to win the best actor ACADEMY AWARD three times….that’s pretty doggone cool in itself!!!!  and that fact that he stayed in character all thru the shooting of the movie is awesome…..

 

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BEST ACTRESS:  JENNIFER LAWRENCE for “SILVER LINING PLAYBOOK.” i didn’t see this movie, but i didn’t see the others in this category either….i do like the acting of JENNIFER LAWRENCE, and i did get this one right, by the way….

 

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:  CHRISTOPH WALTZ for “DJANGO UNCHAINED.”  i knew he would win, but i was rooting for TOMMY LEE JONES for his performance in “LINCOLN”……(can you tell that i am totally in love with that movie?)……i told my family after watching “DJANGO” that CHRISTOPH would win the best supporting actor, and they all agreed…..here he is with JAMIE FOXX….

 

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:  ANNE HATHAWAY for “LES MISERABLES”….a movie that i can guarantee i will not see…nothing personal, just doesn’t look that great to me…my pick to win this?  SALLY FIELD for her performance as “MARY TODD LINCOLN” in “LINCOLN.”  i’m sure that ANNE was great, but i thought that SALLY FIELD delivered the role of a lifetime!!! 

 

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8.  my rating for the host of the OSCARS SETH MCFARLANE?  mediocre…don’t get me wrong, i really like SETH’S work, especially on “FAMILY GUY.”  and he’s an incredible singer as well…but i thought his monologue went on and on and on and on…..and some of the comments people make at these award shows are just downright MEAN….he wasn’t bad…but he wasn’t great….just middle of the road….i’ll bet he doesn’t take this job again…and maybe it won’t be offered again either….

 

9.  YAY!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES HAS BEEN RELEASED ON DVD….it, of course, is the horror movie “SINISTER.”  great story great effects….had me jumping out of my seat at the theater….but here’s the deal…if you watch it at home, SHUT OFF YOUR CELL PHONE AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF…it’s the only way to completely enjoy this movie…..good stuff….

 

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i would definetly put “SINISTER” in my top five favorite horror movies of the last few years…..frankly, there have been some dogs, but this one is good….

 

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in northern Newfoundland.
She said that since early this morning the snow has been falling and is nearly waist high. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to
near gale force.
Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.

 

OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE….

 

A blonde walked into work crying her eyes out and her boss asked her what was wrong. She said that her mom just died. Her boss told her she should take the day off. The blonde replied, “No I need to take my mind off of it.” She went into her office. Her boss said, “I will check on you in a little while.” After an hour the boss went into the office and the blonde was crying even more. He asked her what was wrong?
She answered, ” I just got a call from my sister saying her mom died too!””

 

HAVE A GREAT WEEK….

JAY DEAN

 

HERE’S WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE THIS WEEK…

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the “big snowstorm” that was to pound our area, LUCKILY went south of us….we’re looking at an inch or two…although, i did have people say they wanted another foot of snow…..BEGIN THE SLAPPING MOTION……

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES….

mmm…bacon…..

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i’ve had some bad cake in my life, BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE…..(no pun intended…okay, it was intended)

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(hmm…what was that CRUNCH?)

CAUGHT RED HANDED…OR BLUE HANDED….

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and here is another great opportunity for a husband to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT….

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hmm…i think if i had to pull this fire alarm, the building would BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND….

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2.  happy birthday wishes are going out to singer MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER…she turns “double nickels today”…..55……MARY CHAPIN is the only artist to have won FOUR consecutive GRAMMY AWARDS for “best female country artist”…she won that award from 1992-1995….

PLUS, here album “COME ON, COME ON” back in 1992 pumped out SEVEN charted singles off one album….the album ended up selling over FOUR MILLION COPIES….remember the songs that were on this album?   “THE HARD WAY”, “HE THINKS HE’LL KEEP HER”, “I FEEL LUCKY”, “THE BUG”, “PASSIONATE KISSES”, “I TAKE MY CHANCES”, and a duet with JOE DIFFIE called “NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.” 

***and that wasn’t even my favorite MCC album…mine is “STATE OF THE HEART”, which features great tunes like “QUITTIN’ TIME”, “NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD”, “HOW DO”, and “SOMETHING OF A DREAMER.”

here’s MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER in her earlier days….

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i have had the pleasure of meeting MCC a couple of times, and i’ve had the pleasure of seeing her in concert maybe three or four times……SWEET LADY….very passionate about her music….i love that about her……very kind……..just love her….

here’s MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER recently, including one with GARTH BROOKS and TRISHA YEARWOOD….

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3.  and now, sit back, kick up your feet and enjoy my THREE favorite songs by MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER…..here they are…..

NUMBER THREE:  “QUITTIN’ TIME.”

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NUMBER TWO:  “DOWN AT THE TWIST AND SHOUT.”

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AND MY NUMBER ONE:  “NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD.”

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4.  a super terrific actor has a birthday today…his name is ALAN RICKMAN…and although his name may not be a “household name”, his roles surely are…….ALAN RICKMAN turns 67 years old today…..

i think that he played one of the best movie villains of all time…..he played HANS GRUBER in the classic movie “DIE HARD” with BRUCE WILLIS….

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he played the SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM in “ROBIN HOOD:PRINCE OF THIEVES.”

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millions of people know ALAN RICKMAN as SEVERUS SNAPE in all of the “HARRY POTTER” movies….

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but, i beleive, my favorite ALAN RICKMAN role is in one of our household’s favorite movies….he played DR. LAZARUS in “GALAXY QUEST.”

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 i do believe that ALAN RICKMAN is absolutely one of the ten best actors in the world today….here’s ALAN RICKMAN today at 67……

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5.  our BROWN COUNTY FAIR released this year’s grandstand acts today, and i have to admit, i’m fairly disappointed…..not being a fan of “new country” puts me in a group that really doesn’t care about this year’s lineup……..”JUSTIN MOORE” “BRANTLEY GILBERT” and “GRETCHEN WILSON.”  i’m sure we’ll still go because it’s a great gathering, but i SINCERELY hope that the opening acts are some great “classic” names with tons of hits……..

i personally feel that the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR, which almost NEVER beats our lineup already had us beat with just one artist named…MARTY STUART……

i have been disappointed in recent years that our fair doesn’t do a “legends” night like they’ve done before with CHARLEY PRIDE, CHARLIE DANIELS BAND, KENNY ROGERS and others…….also, i’m sad that they abandoned the “classic rock” night after having superb shows like “38 SPECIAL,” “JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS”, “PAT BENETAR”, and my favorite “THE LITTLE RIVER BAND.”

keep in mind, i’m just one person and my opinion really doesn’t matter….BUT THIS IS MY BLOG…ha ha…….

6.  now, with that said, i’ve always been a huge supporter of the BROWN COUNTY FAIR….in recent decades they have “knocked it out of the ballpark” with their entertainment….former president LARRY GERLACH and the booking company that helped him came up with tremendous nights…i think the best night ever was the combo pack of “BROOKS AND DUNN” and “DIAMOND RIO.”  both had just broken with three or four huge hits, and graced our stage……i also remember great shows with PATTY LOVELESS, MARK CHESNUTT, DAN SEALS, MARIE OSMOND, THE MONKEES, and dozens and dozens more….well, i guess you can’t hit a home run every year……

7.  JAY’S SOAPBOX:

this is getting so ridiculous…….PEOPLE GET THIER FEELINGS HURT AND HAVE TO PUSH FOR CHANGES ALL THE TIME….here’s the latest…a mother from RHODE ISLAND convinced a major pickle chain to change their name from their current name “KOSHER DILL MIDGETS.”  she was offended because her daughter has dwarfism…..

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now, i completely sympathize with her on her daughter’s condition…i truly thank GOD all the time that my kids were healthy and continue to be healthy……but here’s the deal…BUY A DIFFERENT JAR OF PICKLES…..geez….WE ARE SO TOUCHY TODAY…..it seems like daily people are suing companies and demanding changes that THEY FEEL are wrong…….SWITCH PICKLE COMPANIES…..TRY A DIFFERENT PICKLE…..in my opinion, this opens the door for ANYBODY who has in issue to railroad a company into making changes because THEY DON’T LIKE IT…..i think  it sets a horrible precident….

***it’s like this movement to get my favorite football team in WASHINGTON, D.C. to change their name……THE NAME  “REDSKINS” MEANS ONLY HONOR TO ALL OF US WHO CHEER FOR THEM…i have friends who are native americans who have told me that they are honored that our team focuses on thier heritage….i know others that disagree and are offended…once again, CHEER FOR SOMEONE ELSE….find another team….

***i make this vow right now…if my team, the WASHINGTON REDSKINS are railroaded into changing their name, I WILL FIND A NEW TEAM…..i think our owner DAN SNYDER has his feet firmly planted in the ground and won’t let it happen on his watch……..but it sucks that WASHINGTON’S own mayor has opened this jar again….LET IT DIE AND PLAY FOOTBALL……i wear the colors proudly…i wear the emblem proudly……i respect the history of the name…and the game…..enough said….

8.  did you hear about this?  a 104 year old woman in MICHIGAN wanted to get on FACEBOOK…her granddaughter was helping her when they found out that FACEBOOK wouldn’t accept the year 1908 in their category……FACEBOOK has since said they are working on the problem….but for now, this 104 year old woman is about twenty years younger….AT LEAST ON FACEBOOK….

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, ‘What are you doing?’
She answers, ‘I’m moving to Nevada . I heard the “ladies of the evening” out there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.’
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, ‘I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.

OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.
As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.”
The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.
“I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations.”
She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…. ”
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
“CRAP ” said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

HAVE A TREMENDOUS DAY MY FRIENDS……

remember, you can e-mail me to visit anytime at: jayhaaland64@yahoo.com

JAY DEAN

HEY, IT’S TUESDAY….HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT WEEKEND….

 

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1.  HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNY STUFF….

 

all of you “MEATLOAF” fans will understand this one….

 

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sounds to me like they were going to file charges against “crazy glue” but they didn’t think the charges would stick…..

 

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well…i guess this is ONE WAY to advertise….

 

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once again, I’M THANKFUL I DON’T HAVE AN “EX.”

 

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and finally, this one really CRACKED ME UP…

 

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2.  we begin our blog with sad news…country star MINDY MCREADY took her own life on sunday…she was 37 years old…MINDY has been plagued with numerous addictions and issues in her life…..what a tragic and senseless end to her life…..

while i was in country radio i had the chance to meet MINDY MCCREADY  a couple of times….i found her to be super friendly, dynamic, hilarious, and very very personable…..the first time i met her she was doing an inverview with me at the OPRYLAND HOTEL in NASHVILLE….we were in an auditorium with dozens of other stars…they each had their own booth…unfortunately for our interview, MINDY was seated next to KENNY CHESNEY….they picked on each other constantly and interrupted each others interview quite a few times…it was hilarous, and it really showed her playful side…..it breaks my heart to see what she went thru…….

 

here are a couple of pictures of MINDY MCCREADY in her younger years….

 

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and here is MINDY MCCREADY in her later years….

 

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3.  MINDY MCCREADY will live on in her music…let’s focus on a couple of them…..

 

here’s her number one hit “TEN THOUSAND ANGELS.”

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here’s another number one, and my personal favorite song by her….”GUYS DO IT ALL THE TIME.”

http://youtu.be/oPcg5heObNw

 

and finally, here’s “MAYBE HE’LL NOTICE HER NOW.”

http://youtu.be/gU-VpNFIsA4

 

4.  JAY’S SOAPBOX….

okay, being a guy that has suffered thru addictions in my life, i can sympathize with MINDY MCCREADY, and i want to talk briefly about the show “CELEBRITY REHAB.”  in my opinion, the television is NO PLACE for celebrities to get help…….having addictions is not glamorous….having addictions is not funny……having addictions is not “ratings television.”  as we have seen a few times, and now with MINDY, addictions can kill you…….having a life full of addictions leads to many other problems because you feel like your life is spiraling out of control….and you seem to be drawn to other negative things during your addiction heyday……..and so i feel strong, THIS SHOW SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE TV…..people got rich while watching regular people watch celebrities spiral out of control…..

i have noticed two things in recent years…..

first of all, “rehab” needs to be private……every person’s problems are different…..and tv cameras, i think, make celebrities who are used to being in the spotlight, maybe not be their true selves…that doesn’t help the recovery period….

secondly, people without addictions have NO IDEA WHAT PEOPLE WITH ADDICTIONS GO THRU…….when you have addictive tendancies, “the enemy” really has a grip on you……and they usually lead to lying, deceit, deception, stealing, family lives falling apart, and sadly enough, the end of lives…….if you know someone with addictions, let MINDY’S death be a wakeup call…..don’t give up on people who are suffering…….addictions are a hard hard thing to heal and fix…….and just because people get “cured” doesn’t mean it’s over……addictions are a lifelong thing….

if you are a recovering addict, MAY GOD BLESS YOU…i pray that your journey to cleanliness will continue and that you let the man upstairs run your lives and help you out…..

 

5.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes are going out today former “FAMILY TIES” star JUSTINE BATEMAN…she turns 47 today…….remember her?

 

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she played the daughter MALLORY on the show…..

 

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here is JUSTINE BATEMAN today at 47…..

 

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and, of course, as you probably already know, JUSTINE has a famous brother…actor JASON BATEMAN…

 

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6.  happy birthday wishes are also going out to music legend SMOKEY ROBINSON…he turns 73 today….he had a great solo career, but also had a fantastic early career as “SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES.”

 

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here’s SMOKEY ROBINSON today at 73…including one with his beautiful wife FRANCES…

 

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7.  and now some “SMOKEY” music….

 

here’s his big “SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES” hit “TEARS OF A CLOWN.”

http://youtu.be/DPtK5V5wKz0

 

love this next one….”TRACKS OF MY TEARS.”

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and now a couple of SMOKEY ROBINSON solo hits….

 

i still love “CRUISIN”….

http://youtu.be/WlzY6cWpoMQ

 

and finally, “BEING WITH YOU.”

http://youtu.be/0P2a6aLDkkM

 

8.  i had a terrific weekend with my boys….TYLER, MITCHELL, AND I went to the TWIN CITIES for a MINNESOTA WILD hockey game…….my son MITCHELL is a huge DETROIT RED WINGS fan….well, unfortunately MITCHELL went home sad…..TYLER AND I went home happy as our WILD beat the RED WINGS 3-2….we scored all three of our goals in the second period……great win for the guys…..

a couple of other notes from our trip…..

***went to the MALL OF AMERICA and noticed a couple of things…first of all, i laughed out loud at a lady talking to, i presumed her hubby on the phone….she told whoever she was talking that if they wanted to find her she was standing in front of “the shoe store.”  well, that limits it down in that crazy mall, right?

***the second thing is this….if anybody feels the urge to buy me something, (ha ha) i want something at PRO IMAGE in the MALL OF AMERICA…they had this huge huge trophy case that was valued at $600 dollars……inside the case is an autographed ZACH PARISE jersey, an autographed puck, an official goalies helmet, a stick, and other items….ALL FROM THE MINNESOTA WILD….and guess what?  the first $750 dollars gets it……that would be incredible……..

***the ride home sucked….we stayed overnight in WILLMAR, MINNESOTA and took off for home at 6:30 monday morning….we weren’t five miles out of town when the wind kicked in and you couldn’t see anything….it was like that all the way past BRISTOL, SOUTH DAKOTA, which for those of you from other area is about 25-30 miles from home…..we were “white knuckling” it all the way……scary stuff…..plus my son MITCHELL had to drive back to MOORHEAD, MINNESOTA and he had a heck of a time, too…thankfully we all made it……

 

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

(first a funny one….)

 

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”

 

AND A FUNNY, BUT KIND OF TASTELESS ONE…HEE HEE

 

this elderly couple who were both 95 years old went to a divorce lawyer…the lawyer was stunned to see them wanting a divorce, so he asked them why they were doing it….the wife looked at the husband and said, “we thought we would wait until all the kids were dead.”

 

AND ON THAT NOTE…..

HAVE A GREAT WEEK…

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

 

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY……..

THIS IS WHAT WE ARE TAUGHT THIS SPECIAL DAY IS ABOUT…

 

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HOWEVER, THIS IS WHAT IT SOMETIMES TURNS OUT TO BE….

 

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1.  HERE COME YOUR VALENTINE FUNNIES….

 

i SO WISH that i had a box of these….

 

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AND NOW….A GREAT VALENTINE’S MESSAGE…..

 

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okay…i have to be honest…this next one made me laugh out loud…..

 

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as did this one, too….

 

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here’s one for the “not so romantic” people out there…..

 

 

 

 

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and finally……

 

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2.  alright, let’s see about a couple of celebrities who are “VALENTINE’S BABIES.”  guess who is?   FLORENCE HENDERSON…yep..that’s right, “MRS. CAROL BRADY” on “THE BRADY BUNCH” has a birthday today….i was shocked when i saw her age……..ready for this?

FLORENCE HENDERSON IS……….

ONE YEAR AWAY FROM 80……

79 TODAY….

 

seems weird, huh?

 

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FLORENCE taught us “WESSONALITY.”  remember that?

 

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and here’s FLORENCE HENDERSON today at 79…looking awfully good…including one with DORIS ROBERTS of “EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND” fame……

 

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3.  guess who else has a VALENTINE’S BIRTHDAY?  it’s SOUTH DAKOTA’S OWN…..PAT O’BRIEN….

 

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did you know that?  PAT O’BRIEN was born in SIOUX FALLS….he got his first radio gig at KSOO in SIOUX FALLS…and then went on to big time fame with “CBS SPORTS”, plus “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” and “THE INSIDER,”  among other projects….

PAT O’BRIEN is 65 years old today….here he is recently……

 

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4.  SNOW SNOW AND MORE SNOW THIS PAST WEEKEND…..

 

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well, okay, maybe it wasn’t THAT BAD…but we still had a ton of snow….

 

here’s a photo from my hometown of BRITTON, SOUTH DAKOTA….

 

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we had upwards of two feet of snow in northeast SOUTH DAKOTA…….

and HUGE HUGE FLAKES OF SNOW…here’s a photo of the BROWN COUNTY COURTHOUSE during the snowstorm….

 

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i have heard reports of people stranded during the storm, and a very very sad story of an area person losing their life during this past storm…stuff like that breaks your heart, but really makes you thankful for having a nice warm home to be stranded in….thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the people who lost their lives in the recent storm…..

 

5.  OKAY…..a tv commericial made me go eat somewhere today…that’s right, a guy who was involved in advertising most of his life, fell victim to advertising…ha ha….

i have been craving the new CHICKEN POT PIE from KFC…..

 

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so, i headed out to my local KFC and ordered one….and….IT WAS GREAT….REALLY GREAT….except for one small detail….

 

HARDLY ANY CHICKEN….

 

but what a minute?  isn’t “KFC”  short for “KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN?”  isn’t the word “CHICKEN” right in the title of the store and the title of the meal?  well, i would have THOUGHT SO…

 

anyway, the product is really good…the crust is really really good….i just couldn’t believe the lack of chicken in a “CHICKEN pot pie.”  oh well, maybe i’ll try another one and see if it was a one time deal…

 

6.  well, the terror run of former policeman CHRIS DORNER appears to be over….the former LOS ANGELES cop was apparently burned to death in a cabin in the woods after a shootout with his former fellow officers……this is what i find weird about this case and about our society……..apparently MR. DORNER, got a “raw deal” from his police department, which caused him to adhere to a “RAMBO” type lifestyle as he struck back at the cops who were his co-workers and friends…….here’s what really angers me about this…

i have heard people on tv and radio in the past few days actually making a case for MR. DORNER, that he is THE VICTIM….YEAH…THE VICTIM….i heard someone say “well, after the way he was treated, i can kind of understand why he did this.”  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  ARE YOU SERIOUS?   hey, we have all had crappy days at work and have all had pukey and crappy bosses and employees who have made our lives hell….BUT IT DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GO BACK AFTER THEM AND KILL PEOPLE….c’mon people…seriously!!!!  is our society becoming that sick that some people actually thought that he had grounds for this?  

 

7.  the GRAMMY’S were on the other night…i watched a total of…umm…..three seconds of it…and that’s because my remote got stuck on that channel and it wouldn’t switch…..i don’t care for the GRAMMY AWARDS….yes, i have been a huge music nut all of my life, but i’ve really shyed away from the award shows……although, the GRAMMY’S do crazy stuff and actually award people like EMMYLOU HARRIS, WILLIE NELSON and others awards when they weren’t “commercially successful” during that year…the GRAMMYS seem to look at the “craft” of the music….with that said, i still couldn’t watch because i think there is such a group of “no talent” artists in music today….we just don’t seem to have the passion and love and creativity for music that we saw in recent decades…..(OH NO…I’M TURNING INTO AN OLD MAN….)

 

8.  i love ROB GRONKOWSKI of the “NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS”…he is also known as “GRONK.”  he’s a great player for them, but is also a young guy who loves to PARTY PARTY PARTY….and it usually gets him in to trouble for it….well, ROB has taken precautions during his latest late nights out…check out his shirt…..VERY FUNNY…AND CREATIVE….

 

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9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 
A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. “Heya, Wilbur,” said Sam, the store owner. “Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?”

“You betcha, Sam. Ain’t no ‘tother way. Why?”

“Got something to show you. Something to make fire. It’s called a Match.”

‘Match? Never heard of it.”

“Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this,” Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants.”

“Huh. Well, that’s something, but that ain’t for me, Sam.”

“Well, why not?”

“I can’t be walking twelve miles to borrow your pants every time I want a fire.”

 

HAVE A TERRIFIC DAY MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

 

 

IT’S GETTING CLOSER….

 

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although, the weekend might not be EXACTLY the way you want it…….did you hear the forecast?  of course, it’s too early to know the exact path of a monster storm, but it looks promising that we’ll get hit….

 

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looks like we’re on the edge right now, but hey, we know how things change…..actually, i could use a couple of snow days held up at home…ha ha….

 

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES….

 

face it…the next one is WAY TRUE….

 

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i have a few people i would like to use the next one on….

 

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i have to keep telling myself….”MY SPARK AT HOME IS NOT GONE…MY SPARK AT HOME IS NOT GONE…MY SPARK AT HOME IS NOT GONE..”

 

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LOVE THIS NEXT ONE….

 

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and finally, a little “BABY HUMOR.”  ha ha…

 

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2.  country music superstar GARTH BROOKS turns 51 today…how about that?  GARTH has been around in the music business for a few decades now, and is widely considered the biggest star to ever come out of country music…he certainly has proven that with his millions and millions of albums sold, and his sold out shows everywhere he would go……here’s a couple of early photos of GARTH BROOKS….

 

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and here’s the 51 year old GARTH BROOKS today, including one with his beautiful wife TRISHA YEARWOOD…

 

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3.  i have a couple of cool “personal” GARTH BROOKS stories…

 

*****i was working in radio in LISBON, NORTH DAKOTA when GARTH broke into the business…i will never forget getting his first record in my mailbox…it was the song “MUCH TOO YOUNG TO FEEL THIS DAMN OLD.”  i vividly remember listening to it, being blown away, and telling people, that THIS GUY was going to be HUGE…..i was right…many others were right too…

 

*****while “MUCH TOO YOUNG” was on the charts, i received a phone call…from guess who?  GARTH BROOKS…..he told me that he was calling some people in the radio business who reported thier music lists to NASHVILLE, which i did at the time……he said that he wondered what i thought the next single should be after “MUCH TOO YOUNG.”  i told him that “NOT COUNTING YOU” should be the next one…and he said “DAMN, THAT’S THE ONE I WANT, BUT THE LABEL WANTS TO RELEASE “THE DANCE.”  well, as fate would have it, it didn’t matter which one was released first….they both went number one….as would about every single song that GARTH would release after that……

 

*****the first time i met GARTH BROOKS was in NASHVILLE at the “COUNTRY RADIO SEMINAR”…..i was blown away with his great attitude and friendliness…i remember that the very first thing he did when i reached out to shake his hand was to introduce his then wife SANDY to me……that said a lot about this man…….

 

*****one other time that i met GARTH BROOKS was at the RED RIVER VALLEY FAIR in FARGO…i took the love of my life, JEANNIE along, and we happened to catch GARTH backstage during his afternoon warmup…he had sweatpants  and a t-shirt on, and meet us under the stage…we must have talked for 20 minutes…it was great…he is, and was, such a great great man……his brother KELLY BROOKS was at that time his manager, and KELLY came downstairs and said, “GARTH, WE NEED TO GET TO THE HOTEL.”  GARTH looked at him and said, “HEY, I’LL BE UP SOON…DON’T RUSH ME, I’M WITH FRIENDS.”  isn’t that cool?

 

*****i wish i had my picture along that i could scan in, but i have a couple of nice photos with him…..love that man….wish that we could have remained in contact……

 

*****my son MITCHELL was born the day after GARTH AND SANDY had one of their girls…..the radio station in LISBON sent us flowers with this message….

“rose are red, violets are blue…you had a baby and GARTH did too.”    isn’t that cute?

 

4.  HERE COMES SOME GREAT GARTH BROOKS MUSIC…..

 

here’s his monster hit of a song that still impacts millions today…”THE DANCE.”

http://youtu.be/LIt6X8k6umM

 

and here’s his classic “FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES.”

http://youtu.be/ueRxRcoVmjs

 

5.  A GOOD NEWS STORY FOR ONCE…RIGHT?

there’s a gentleman by the name of PAUL MASON who was considered the “fattest man in the world.”  certainly not a title that any of us would want to hold…anyway, this man lost 644 pounds…SIX HUNDRED AND FOURTY FOUR POUNDS….he used to weight 980 pounds……what a great success story….now he has to worry about the “flab” that comes with it……

CONGRATS PAUL….KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK….

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6.  many people have fifteen minutes of fame….many people have used up that fifteen minutes of fame….many people have used MILLIONS OF OTHERS FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME….

with that said, here comes my list of people who need to disappear from the limelight and go back to wherever the heck they came from…..

 

4.  JARED FROM SUBWAY…hey, we’re proud of your weight loss….we’re excited that you can keep it off…but, it’s time to go bye bye……i get to the point now where i have to look away from the tv when he is on….

 

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3.  THE KARDASHIANS….(ENOUGH SAID.)

 

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2.  FLO from the insurance ads……..hey, you were cute at the beginning……and funny….and humorous…..now, it feels like fingernails on the chalkboard when i hear you talk….AND NOW YOU’RE SINGING WHICH MAKES IT WORSE….

 

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and finally….

1.  HONEY BOO BOO AND FAMILY….listen, here’s the deal…I DON’T EVEN WATCH YOU AND YOU ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME…..”reality tv” is going to be one of the demises of this world…..i find MY REALITY hard enough without watching other people’s “so called reality.”  and these people sound dumber and dumber every time people talk about them……..GOODBYE….it’s been nice…..(i’m kidding..no it hasn’t….)……

 

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7.  with the NFL now off of the tv, i have my sunday afternoons cleared….and i have planned on spending much more time with my beautiful bride…well, she informed me the other day that we’re going ICE SKATING this sunday if the blizzard doesn’t hit…..sounds great…except for a few things…i haven’t skated since high school…..and i’m almost 50….and my bones are getting more brittle by the day….and oh, yeah, did i mention?  I’M A KLUTZ……(perfect combination for disaster…ha ha)

 

8.  UGH…I NEED A VACATION….competely exhausted…..and it’s the busy church time of year..LENT is starting next wednesday….we have a vacation planned for june…hope i can make it that long……

 

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

a man walks into his best friends house and finds him playing chess with his dog….the man says, “wow…that has to be the smartest dog i’ve ever seen.”  his friend says, “no…he’s not that smart…i’ve beaten him three out of five games.”

 

OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE…

 

what do you call a woman who knows the exact whereabouts of her husband 24 hours a day?  A WIDOW…..

 

AND ON THAT NOTE…HA HA….HAVE A GREAT DAY…

 

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

IT’S THE MONDAY AFTER THE SUPER BOWL….or “hangover monday” for many…not for me…i’m just exhausted because i ate too much, got up at midnight because i couldn’t sleep, and then stayed up until 2am….oh well, back to the daily grind!!!

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES….

first of all, a couple of football ones….

i laughed out loud when i saw this first one…..

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the big news in the SUPER BOWL was the fact that the lights went out for over a half hour…..so, we found a couple of funnies about that…..

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and now, our favorite old lady….

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remember that marriage vow “TILL DEATH DO US PART?”  well, here it is….in today’s terms…ha ha…

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and finally……

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2.  YOUR SUPER BOWL RECAP……unless you’re living under a rock, you probably already know that the BALTIMORE RAVENS are the world champs after beating the SAN FRANCISCO 49’ERS in the SUPER BOWL last night in NEW ORLEANS….the final score was 34-31….although, the game wasn’t that close the first half….the RAVENS dominated the 49’ERS during the first half…..here are some notes from the game….

great…i have to start crying before the game even begins….the singing of “AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL” was touching as singer JENNIFER HUDSON led a chorus of kids from SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, where the horrific shootings took place…..all i could think of was that some of these kids singing probably lost brothers and sisters, and for sure friends……very emotional……

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HALFTIME SHOW:  listen…BEYONCE is one absolutely stunningly beautiful woman….she has a great voice…her music just isn’t for me…….i would have much rather rocked out with FOREIGNER, or STYX, or REO SPEEDWAGON……a lot of my facebook friends agreed that the halftime show wasn’t that great……and unless you know the music of her group “DESTINY’S CHILD”, the so called “reunion” didn’t mean much to you…..

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that had to be heartbreaking for the HARBAUGH brothers, knowing that one would win and one would lose….makes for interesting talk at the THANKSGIVING table, doesn’t it?  well, brother JOHN bested brother JIM…..

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the RAVENS were rocking in the first half……

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the 49’ERS made it a game in the second half….

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SOME OTHER GAME NOTES……

******i’m super super super sick of watching RAY LEWIS cry…..i’m so glad he is retiring so i don’t have to watch his pregame warmup rants anymore……the bad thing is, i hear he’s either joining ESPN or NFL NETWORK, so we’ll have to look at his mug again…with him being in the limelight again, it brings back all the memories and talk about the double murder debacle back in the early 2000’s where he was found not guilty….meanwhile, he testified against a couple of other guys….oh well…i guess it’s all history now….

*****HOW IN THE WORLD DID CARY WILLIAMS NOT GET KICKED OUT OF THE GAME FOR SHOVING A REFEREE?  man oh man..it was clear on tv that he pushed a ref, and the ref never threw the flag…when you touched a referee, it’s an automatic ejection from the game….

*****HOW IN THE WORLD DID THE REFS NOT CALL HOLDING OR PASS INTERFERENCE ON THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME?  as my good friend VAUGHN KARY said this morning, if you call that penalty during the rest of the game, you have to call it at the end of the game……wow….

*****this is quite amazing….49’ERS quarterback COLIN KAPERNICK became the first 49’ERS quarterback to throw an interception in a SUPER BOWL in six different SUPER BOWLS….which means STEVE YOUNG and JOE MONTANA didn’t in the previous five…that’s a pretty amazing feat…..

*****that power outage was awesome……it’s weird though, because i have actually been in the SUPERDOME…..and when the game started last night i almost said to my wife “i wonder what would happen if that big rack of lights went out during the game?”  i really wish i had asked her that, because then i would have looked like a genius…..now i just look like a fool claiming that i was GOING to ask her….i seriously was though……..

*****lots of testy players in the game…fights breaking out all over…loved it……

3.  SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS…….

i thought that overall, the commercials were a bit down this year….they should have each been incredibly awesome being companies spent 3.3 MILLION DOLLARS PER 30 SECOND AD….wow……must be seat cushion change for some companies……..

what commercials did you like?  here are my top two……

NUMBER TWO:  loved the M AND M’S commercial……very funny…very creative….

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and my favorite commercial?  hands down…the DORITO’S commercial with the screaming goat…..

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now THAT’S a fun commercial……

4.  we usually entertain or go to other friends and family’s houses during the SUPER BOWL but it was incredibly awesome staying home with my wife yesterday…..we made some bacon wrapped water chestnuts and some nachos…..great snacks….of course, i went back for more and more and felt like crap most of the second half…….I BLAME THE POWER OUTAGE FOR MY FINAL OUTING OF FOOD…..i was bored, so i grabbed more….big mistake…..

5.  MY EARS ARE BLEEDING…ha ha…i know progress is good, but we have a jackhammer being used in the service department today, and man oh man is it loud……luckily for me after 24 years in radio and many many years of loud headphones my hearing is diminished anyway…….i don’t know if “lucky” is the correct word or not….

6.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor BUG HALL…no “BUG” is not his real name…his real name is BRANDON…..he’s mostly known for playing “ALFALFA” in the remake movie of the “LITTLE RASCALS” back in 1994……..which by the way, as a huge fan of the original LITTLE RASCALS, i thought the movie was great……

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BUG HALL is now 28 years old…you have probably seen him on many tv shows including “C.S.I.”, “THE O.C.”, “CRIMINAL MINDS” and more…he mostly made one show appearances in different tv shows…he was also in the TOM ARNOLD movie “THE STUPIDS”, which, as i remember, fit quite nicely with the title……

here is BUG HALL today at 28……

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7.  we have to report a couple of deaths over the weekend…..

former NEW YORK CITY mayor ED KOCH died friday at the age of 88…..very well respected man…did lots of great things for NEW YORK CITY……

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and, a man by the name of ANDRE CASSAGNES died in FRANCE at the age of 86…don’t know the name?  well, i bet that almost all of us have played with his creation…..

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that’s right, he created the ETCH A SKETCH…..that thing drove me crazy as a kid when i tried to make a circle……..

8.  this is pretty amazing news….apparently the skull and skeleton of KING RICHARD III was found recently under a car park in ENGLAND….wow…..they said the skeleton had a metal arrowhead lodged in it’s spine, which fit right in with KING RICHARD III being killed in the “BATTLE OF BOSWORTH” back in 1485……wow…there’s some history, huh?

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9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly  drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer,   the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served  another drink. The man leaves. He walks in the side door and asks the  bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before. The man leaves. He then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is  annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and  leave his bar. He leaves. He then comes in the BACK door,sees the  bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him.  “I told you already, you are way to drunk, you can not have another  beer! Get out of my bar!” Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender   and asks, “Man, how many bars do you work at?”

HAVE AN AWESOME MONDAY……..MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS BLOG…..

JAY DEAN