random thoughts for monday may 20th, 2013

BIG, HUGE, TREMENDOUS AND GREAT NEWS…..

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IF ONLY….

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1.  HERE ARE SOME MONDAY FUNNIES……

trust me on this one….it’s going to be AN HONOR AND TONS OF FUN TO GO TO THE BATHROOM….

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how about some more “toilet humor.”

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can you believe a THIRD TOILET JOKE?

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hmmm…never thought about this next one, but it makes sense….

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and finally, “FUN WITH STATUES.”  these are good…didn’t realize that RONALD MCDONALD had such a temper…..

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2.  happy birthday wishes are going to eternally young CHER….she turns 67 today…and still looks pretty good, if i do say so myself….it’s hard to think of CHER being my mom and dad’s age…..anyway, CHER was born CHERILYN SARKISIAN….luckily for us, choosing the name “CHER.”  she has had over five decades of hits, and is still performing today….here’s an early picture of her….

what is my favorite CHER song?  that’s an easy one….

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and, of course, she’s known for her singing with her then hubby SONNY BONO…you remember SONNY AND CHER….

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that picture is with their daughter CHASTITY, who had a sex change and became “CHAZ.”  she, i mean, HE is now being recognized for losing 65 pounds…..

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CHER is still looking good at 67….here she is just last month…..

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3.  how about a couple of songs by CHER?

here’s my favorite….”GYPSYS TRAMPS AND THIEVES.”

http://youtu.be/eWeezUxIzaE

and the SONNY AND CHER classic “I GOT YOU BABE.”

http://youtu.be/xzW_7ANnHZI

4.  and and tuesday, another great singer from the 70’s and 80’s is having a birthday….LEO SAYER will turn 65….he had a lot of great hits including….

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here’s the album EVERYBODY HAD….

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and here is LEO SAYER today at 65……

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5.  to answer your question, YES…WE ARE DOING SOME LEO SAYER MUSIC…..

here’s the number one hit “YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING.”

http://youtu.be/rju9b_Uk8Sw

here’s the hit “WHEN I NEED YOU.”

http://youtu.be/NsMqb9RQWGE

 

so, a few years back i’m listening to a BOBBY VEE greatest hits album….and all of a sudden a song comes on that LEO SAYER covered…and i honestly didn’t know it was a BOBBY VEE hit…here’s “MORE THAN I CAN SAY.”

http://youtu.be/C-5lT7MecMw

6.  do you know what is the most underrated thing in the world?  A SUNDAY AFTERNOON NAP…wow…they should be REQUIRED….there’s nothing better on the weekend than to put on my jammies after a couple of church services and crawl under the covers……aaahhh…i could do it again right now just thinking about it…….

7.  when i went to school at CAMPBELL-TINTAH school in CAMPBELL, MINNESOTA, there was a girl in the class who was crazy over me…seriously, she was….and i just wanted to be friends…she bought me a bracelet for christmas…….i spurned her advances, even though everyone in the class was bugging me and putting notes in my locker, stuff like that….she was a very nice girl, i just didn’t want to date at that time….i was saddened to read the FARGO FORUM over the weekend to find out that she died….she had cancer…..that makes me sad……it scares me when younger people pass away, but it really hits home when it’s someone you know…..REST IN PEACE MICHELLE…..

8.  last night we went to see “STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS.”  in a word?  AWESOME….in a bunch of words?  INCREDIBLE…SPECTACULAR….AS GOOD OR BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE….in case you can’t tell by my tone, we loved it……and it’s amazing how dead on these characters are to the original cast…they just play younger versions…..and it doesn’t matter if you’re a “TREKKIE”, you will still love it…..

and it shows the beginnings of one of CAPTAIN KIRK’S biggest enemies…..i won’t say who it is…you’ll have to find out….

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HIGHLY RECOMMENDED….

9.  fifty six  years ago today, the great singer MARTY ROBBINS had the number one song in the country…and everybody loved it…….

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c’mon…sing along one more time…..

http://youtu.be/zD8MnvyAi6I

10.  remember last week when i talked about the exodus from SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?  well, i found out about two more that are now gone……what in the world is going to happen to that show?  i already told you about SETH MEYERS and BILL HADER leaving….but now….

JASON SUDEIKIS is gone…..

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and FRED ARMISEN is out, too….

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okay…here’s the deal….”SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” has lived thru many many stars leaving before….CHEVY CHASE…BILL MURRAY…KRISTIN WIEG, JOHN BELUSHI….and the list goes on and on…they’ll live thru this, but this is some MAJOR TALENT to leave at once and MAJOR TALENT to try and replace….can’t wait till next season to see what happens……..

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man’s feet.

“Try pulling the tongue out,” the clerk says.

“Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.”

HAVE A GREAT DAY…

JAY DEAN

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