random thoughts for FRIDAY june 7th, 2013

I THINK I’VE PRAYED THE FOLLOWING ABOUT 15 TIMES TODAY…HA HA…

more on that in a short time…

 

first of all, i want to let you know again, that PIERSON FORD in ABERDEEN is the place to go for superb prices on vehicles, a very knowledgable sales staff, a service department that is second to NOBODY, plus a fantastic body shop,  incredibly cool detail center, and office staff that will charm your shoes off……whatever that means….anyway, with PIERSON FORD there is really no need to go anywhere else.  we not only carry the best brand on the market, FORD, but we have the pre-owned section full of every other make and model you can think of….here’s what you should do….drive thru our lot in the auto plaza, north highway 281 in ABERDEEN….then grab a sales person and go for a ride….you can also call us at 1-800-627-1237…or check out the vehicles at:  http://piersonford.com/

 

1.  i love road signs….and there are a few i will be looking for this weekend……especially this one….

 

we are going to begin our vacation staying in this beautiful town….

while staying in ESTES PARK, we are going to splurge for one night and stay at the luxurious STANLEY HOTEL….it’s the hotel that was the inspiration for the STEPHEN KING movie “THE SHINING.”  in fact, he wrote that book in the hotel……and there supposedly is a haunted room in the hotel…our luck it will be ours……

 

and then, we climb way up in the ROCKIES to go to one of my favorite places in the world……

while in BUENA VISTA, my gorgeous wife and i will stay, for the third consecutive year at a five million dollar pastor’s retreat…check this place out!!!!

also, one of the days we are staying there we will go to the next beautiful city…

no disrespect to my home area, but i could move to COLORADO SPRINGS tomorrow…..love love love that area…..

and then, next friday we go to hang out with our niece AMY in the big city of………

my wife normally gets disturbed that every time we go to a big city we have to go to a “sporting event.”  ha ha….so, i was shocked when she said we should go to a baseball game….so, the three of us are going to see a game…..guess who’s playing…..

the hometown:

and the visiting….

it’s going to be a fabulous week off…as i mentioned before, my battery is on zero…i need a recharge….with GOD’S help, i will get it…….

 

2.  ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUNNIES?

there’s a new medication i’m trying…..i think you should get it prescribed for you, too……

 

alright….here’s a nominee for greatest signage…ha ha…

 

and this one isn’t bad either…..

don’t we all, huh?  GROSS….

i cracked up and laughed out loud when i saw the next one….

 

okay…here’s a warning for parents…BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION….

 

here’s a good one….

 

and finally, I LIKE THIS GUY’S THINKING….

 

3.  happy 73rd birthday wishes are going out to the ladie’s man…TOM JONES…he’s celebrating today……

 

TOM JONES is known for a few big hits including the following….

 

here’s what TOM JONES looks like today at 73……..(today women don’t throw their panties on stage…they throw their DEPENDS…)  wow…another gross joke…..i’m on a roll…ha ha….

 

4.  how about some TOM JONES music?

i love this song…”IT’S NOT UNUSUAL.”

http://youtu.be/QrwO8b9iq34

 

and here’s “DELILAH.”

http://youtu.be/CQIK3Te9Coo

 

5.  also, tomorrow a great singer from WHALES is celebrating a birthday…it’s BONNIE TYLER….she has had a few big hits in her career…..

 

 

BONNIE TYLER will turn 62 tomorrow…here’s what she looks like today….

 

6.  let’s listen to a couple of BONNIE TYLER classics…..here’s the 70’s smash, “IT’S A HEARTACHE.”

http://youtu.be/nPOy7TPjfkE

 

such a cool raspy voice…here’s the 80’s number one “TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART.”

http://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo

 

7.  well, the NBA finals are set……and i really couldn’t care less….

i sincerely doubt that i will watch any of it….although i will say this…I HOPE THE SPURS SWEEP THE HEAT…doubtful it will happen, but i hope it will…i’m not a LEBRON JAMES fan in the least….and you have to respect the SAN ANTONIO SPURS….every single year they’re in the run for it…very impressive…..

 

8.  i guess that one of the things we are going to see in COLORADO is the olympic training center in COLORADO SPRINGS….

i didn’t want to go to this last year, but i think it looks kind of fun…

 

one place we will NOT be going is the ROYAL GORGE….

 

 

especially not doing what some very silly people do there….

 

and people even “ZIP LINE” across it….NO WAY IN….WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE….

 

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?” “No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied. … “Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?” the man asked. “No, I don’t gamble,” the homeless man said. “I need everything I can get just to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!” “Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?” the man asked. “What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!” exclaimed the homeless man. “Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.” The man replied, “That’s okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who’s given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex.”

TALK TO YOU SOON….BE GOOD….

JAY DEAN

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