random thoughts for wednesday july 10th, 2013

HEY…IT’S WEDNESDAY….ALL I CAN SAY IS……………………..

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1.  HERE ARE YOUR WEDNESDAY FUNNIES…..

hmmm…i always wondered if this was true…guess it is…..

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gee…i wonder just how long ago the next one took place…ha ha

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uummmm…i forsee travel problems, BIG TIME…..

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i love this next one…..it’s a trick i would LOVE to see…ha ha….

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and finally…..

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2.  yesterday was a happy, yet sad day for me….my “baby” turned 21 yesterday…..our son MITCHELL lives in FARGO, and works at JC PENNEY in the mall……it just doesn’t seem right that both of our boys are in their early 20’s….where in the world did time go?  where is the “pause” button for life?  anyway, i’m thrilled for him…he’s been looking forward to it…..HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCHELL….WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU’LL EVER KNOW….

here are our boys, TYLER AND MITCHELL…the birthday boy is on the left…..(awfully good looking guys, if i do say so myself….)

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3.  sharing a birthday yesterday with my son was RICHARD ROUNDTREE…i’m sure you best remember him as playing “JOHN SHAFT” in the 1971 movie “SHAFT.”

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we all keep aging, and so does RICHARD ROUNDTREE….he turned 71 yesterday…here he is recently….

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4.  sad news in the world of country music…..90’s country music great RANDY TRAVIS is in critical condition at a hospital in TEXAS suffering from severe heart issues….apparently it runs in the family….i read that his brother had a big heart attack recently, and lived, and that their mother actually died of a heart condition…the same one that RANDY TRAVIS is being treated for…….we wish him nothing but the best, and our prayers are with him……..

RANDY TRAVIS burst onto the scene in the 90’s with great hits like…..

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also hits like “DIGGIN’ UP BONES, ” “1982”, “HARD ROCK BOTTOM OF YOUR HEART” and dozens more…..

RANDY TRAVIS is now 54 years old…here he is back then and today…..

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5.  and now, sit back, relax, and enjoy some RANDY TRAVIS music….

here’s the song that everybody knows and loves….”FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.”  cool video…..

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here’s probably my favorite RANDY TRAVIS song…”ON THE OTHER HAND.”

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6.  okay…here’s the deal….i have two tattoos……one of my REDSKINS, and one for my family…..and now i’m thinking about a new one…..and the one that keeps pulling on my heartstrings is one of my all time favorite singer/songwriter, the legendary HANK WILLIAMS, SR…….i found one that i would love….it would look like this….of course, minus the zits this guy has….

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pretty darn cool, right?  well, not even CLOSE to as cool as the following ones…there are apparently tattoo artists out there who can make tattoos in 3-D….yeah, i said 3-D…check these out……this one is kind of creepy…..

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i seriously don’t know what the hell is wrong with this next guy….

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i believe that tattoos should have meaning….i can’t imagine what the next few mean…and i probably don’t want to know…..

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this next one is weird, but i think SUPER COOL….

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and here’s a super cool one…..

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7.  my beautiful wife and i went out for a walk last night, and then when we got back home i checked out my facebook page….my friend DAN has started a page called “BRING BACK JAY DEAN’S MUSTACHE.”  that’s right…and guess what?  in less than 12 hours, there are more than 100 likes…hard to believe…….apparently my “stache” was legendary or something…most people call it a “porn stache.”  here’s what i looked like with it on….

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here’s the story of my mustache……i graduated from LANGFORD HIGH SCHOOL back in 1982…..a week after graduation i grew a mustache…..there was not a DAY that i didn’t have it until 2005….in fact, my wife had never seen me without it since we met…..but, in 2005 we had some good friends who lost their baby to a tragic accident in their home….at the benefit for them, someone offered to donate $500 dollars to the fund if i shaved my mustache….well, i’m not going to turn down that kind of money for a great cause, so we shaved it right at the benefit….and i haven’t put it on yet…..

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we will see what kind of pressure i get to grow it back…i know one thing…it’s going to cost people for me to do it…i have a couple of charities that need cash…i may work on this…..

8.  we were out walking this morning and saw some baby deer frolicking in the fields…they were so beautiful…..so adorable…and so good with my eggs this morning…….(KIDDING)

 

9.  okay..this would terrify me…and possibly give me a heart attack……AUSTRALIAN police were mystified by a chaotic crime scene, including a hole in the ceiling and a smelly pool of vomit….until they found the culprit……it was a 19 FOOT, 37 POUND PYTHON……yeah, a 19 foot snake…check it out….

 

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we honestly would have had to carry my wife’s dead body out of the store…..ha ha…..the snake apparently fell thru the roof, knocking over dishes, clothes and other items….police said the snake had “the head of a small dog.”  hopefully not in it’s mouth……

 

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Recently, a large corporation hired  several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our  team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.  “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for  something to eat, but please don’t eat any employees.”

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m  satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company’s performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”

The cannibals all shook their heads, “No.”

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,  “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand rose hesitantly.  “You fool!” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating  managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat  someone who actually does something.”

LOVE IT!!!!  HAVE A GREAT DAY MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

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