SCHOOL’S BACK IN SESSION….I WOULD IMAGINE THIS IS HOW A LOT OF PARENTS FEEL…..

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1.  THE WEATHER….WOW….just heard on the radio that AUGUST will go down as the DRYEST MONTH EVER….and, it’s the worst month to be dry……you can just see the corn burning up in the fields….we have had four meals of corn on the cob and they have been incredible….but now it’s burning up….sad…….and wouldn’t you know?  SCHOOL HAS STARTED….we have a mild july, mild early august, and then…BOOM…as soon as school hits, the thermometer hits 95-100…….this is kind of how it feels…..

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2.  HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNIES….

 

well, it looks like the game is over….hee hee

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okay…if we are having this special night….PLEASE SPELL IT RIGHT…especially THAT word…..

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isn’t this next one true?  the battle within our bodies…..

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this next one is so silly, but it’s MY kind of humor…..

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and finally…I am SO getting an alarm clock like this…..

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3.  well, we are under THREE WEEKS until my entourage heads to GREEN BAY to watch our beloved REDSKINS take the field against the PACKERS….and, because of that, I had to order another jersey…like I need one….well, i’m getting mixed reviews from people on my jersey that is coming……..i’ll guarantee you one thing…..we’re eleven rows up in the end zone…I SHOULD MAKE IT ON TV WITH THIS JERSEY……

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I happen to really like it….it’s called a “split jersey.”  it features, obviously, both the home and away jersey together……if it’s too gaudy it can just hang in my “REDSKINS ROOM.” 

 

4.  NFL NOTES:

***we just had our fantasy football draft for my family league…..12 teams in it…brothers, sisters, nephews, nieces, and some extended family….plus my two beautiful boys are in it, too…..my son TYLER and I were at my house sunday waiting patiently all day long for the 7pm draft…..we seriously were counting down the minutes……I LOVE THE NFL SEASON…I LOVE FANTASY FOOTBALL…and we’re just a few days from kicking it off….no pun intended…..

***I have a few wishes for my WASHINGTON REDSKINS…mainly this….I want quarterback PAT WHITE to make the team and REX GROSSMAN to not make the team….every time that REX GROSSMAN throws the ball, I hold my breath until someone catches it, it drops to the ground, or it gets intercepted….mostly intercepted….PAT WHITE is much like ROBERT GRIFFIN III….he’s been fun to watch…….

***the MINNESOTA VIKINGS saga continues in the quarterback department…I hope that MATT CASSEL gets to be qb over CHRISTIAN PONDER….I think that CASSEL could do a better job in the long…although, he sure didn’t look like it sunday night…wow…..

***the injury bug is biting some teams big time right now…..we just hope for the best as fans….it seems like the teams that stay healthiest have the best chance to succeed…..it’s tough for second and third tier players to hop on the field and join in on the fun when the other guys have been together in battle for years……it’s not impossible, but it’s definetly tougher……

 

5.  YOWZERS…MILEY CYRUS HAS CAUSED QUITE A COMMOTION….I didn’t see it, but MILEY CYRUS performed the hit song “BLURRED LINES” with the original singer ROBIN THICKE at the VMA’S sunday night…..I have been reading reviews of MILEY’S part…they had words in the reviews ranging from “disgusting”, to “pathetic”, to “desperate.”  and even worse words….apparently MILEY CYRUS was quite…umm….”slutty” in that performance….here’s what she was wearing….

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I was going to post the video, but I figured, that if you really wanted to see it, you could find it…..she apparently had her tongue hanging out a lot, too…..MILEY CYRUS fans were shocked…..I wasn’t….she’s a typical “HOLLYWOOD TEENAGER” who is now a bit older and is throwing it back at us saying “i’m an adult now..i can do what I want.”  MILEY has never done anything for me…so, I could really care less….I just feel sorry for her younger fans to have to see her like this……

my favorite comment that I have read?  one person yesterday wrote that MILEY’S performance was “A CHEERLEADING SQUAD FOR HOOKERS.”  funny…..

 

the song “BLURRED LINES” is one of the biggest, if not the biggest songs of 2013…..the singer ROBIN THICKE has famous parents, too…did you know that?  you can probably tell by his last name, that he is the son of “GROWING PAINS” star ALAN THICKE….

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and his mom is famous too…..she played “LIZ CHANDLER” on “DAYS OF OUR LIVES”, plus she has released a few albums…she’s a great singer….remember her?  GLORIA LORING…..

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the original video of “BLURRED LINES” features a very raunchy video and a made-for-tv video….i’ll play the tamer one if you want to see if you like the song or not….here goes……ROBIN THICKE with “BLURRED LINES.”

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6.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to comedian/actor/voice artist CHARLES FLEISCHER….you might not know the name, but you will know his face and his talents…….CHARLES FLEISCHER got his start in 1972 appearing on “LAUGH-IN.”  but his big break was the reoccurring role of “CARVELLI” on “WELCOME BACK KOTTER.”

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but, you will really know his voice work…he’s the voice of ROGER RABBIT on the Disney classic “WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?”

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he also did other voices in the movie like “BENNY THE CAB.”

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CHARLES FLEISCHER is now 63 year old…..and guess what?  he’s dating a writer/photographer/ AND MODEL….yep…and she’s much younger than him…her name is AMY AMBROSE….here is our birthday boy today…including one with his main squeeze……

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7.  my gorgeous wife and I haven’t gone to a movie since we laughed our heads off recently at “WE’RE THE MILLER’S.”  but, there is one movie we want to see, and we’ll probably go this weekend…it’s a horror and suspense movie called “YOU’RE NEXT.”

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my bride is not a fan of the “possession” or “evil” horror movies, but she sure loves the “slasher” and “zombie” type movies……hopefully this one will be worth our time……well, I guess there will be popcorn there, so it’s ALREADY worth my time…..

 

8.  it’s SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR time……i’m kind of disappointed…..I really wanted to go see LARRY GATLIN AND THE GATLIN BROTHERS and MARTY STUART together…but, I couldn’t get anybody else to go, and now we have plans for that night…….I do, however, want to drive to HURON on Monday just to walk around and enjoy the fair….AND THE FAIR FOOD….that’s my favorite part…..

 

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”
“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”
“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes,” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like poop…!”
Then I would say, “It actually is poop….. . Wanna buy a toothbrush?”
HAVE A GREAT DAY, MY FRIENDS…
JAY DEAN

 

 

YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!

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I STILL love that geico commercial…ha ha….

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1.  I’M SO EXCITED….I have Thursday and Friday off, my wife is out of town, and i’ll be SHAKIN’ THE WINDOWS ON THE HOUSE…..i’m going to change over my jukebox….that’s right, i’m going to be BLARING the songs I have in there now, while i’m changing up the 45’s in my jukebox…..MY APOLOGIES UP FRONT TO MY NEIGHBORS…..I have a blast doing that…I have dreamed all of my life of having a jukebox, and now that I have one, i’m in music heaven……this is pretty much what my jukebox looks like…..

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2.  HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNY STUFF?

hmm…wish I would have thought about this for my kids…..

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love this next one…fits me PERFECTLY….

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well, when it comes down to it, I guess this next one would be exactly true…..

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and speaking of that crappy subject, here is one cake I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE ABLE TO EAT…..

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love this one….

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and finally, I know some friends who would try this….

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3.  okay, you would have to be dead, or SERIOUSLY not paying attention to know that i’m a diehard WASHINGTON REDSKINS fan……and, I own a lot of apparel of my favorite team……I usually buy a jersey and a couple of t-shirts a year……however, this next one WILL NOT BE IN MY PURCHASES….yuck…..

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although, I DO like the back of the t-shirt….

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I figure that someone must have drunk one of those giant beers from the above picture before they designed this t-shirt……

4.  MILESTONE BIRTHDAY TODAY….happy birthday wishes are going out to music legend KENNY ROGERS….how about this…KENNY ROGERS IS SEVENTY FIVE TODAY…..75!!!!!! doesn’t seem possible, but yet it does…..

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KENNY ROGERS got his start with “THE NEW CHRISTY MINSTRELS”…he doubled as the bass player and frontman….here he is with the group…KENNY is on the far right holding the bass….

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how’s this for a cute younger picture….

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of course, KENNY ROGERS got his big startup with “KENNY ROGERS AND THE FIRST EDITION.”

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here are some of the legendary songs by KENNY ROGERS….

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most of us will always remember KENNY ROGERS the way he looked in the 70’s and 80’s……….

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here’s KENNY ROGERS today at 75……wonder if he did his plastic surgery himself?   the first picture is with the other COUNTRY MUSIC HALL OF FAME inductees for this year…the fantastic BOBBY BARE on the left, and COWBOY JACK CLEMENT on the right……JACK CLEMENT, unfortunately, died a few days ago on august 8th at the age of 82….the great BOBBY BARE is now 78………

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5.  LET’S TAKE A MUSIC BREAK…who doesn’t love KENNY ROGER’S music?  I sure do….let’s play some….

here’s the classic “RUBY, DON’T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN,” written by the incredibly awesome MEL TILLIS….

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“LUCILLE” was one of the biggest songs of the 70’s….

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and, one for me…one of my personal favorites by KENNY is “LOVE THE WORLD AWAY” from 1980….(I need to add this one to my jukebox tomorrow.)

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6.  well, as I mentioned, my wife is gone thru sunday….so, that means that I had to go to the store yesterday and buy some MAN FOOD….in case you don’t know, it’s entirely different from what my wife would buy…..pizza…popcorn…potato chips…..easy microwavable stuff……yesterday I found something that I tried last night and I LOVED IT…..you know the big hot dog name “NATHAN’S?”  I found out that they have some pretzel dogs available…and they are INCREDIBLE….

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I still have three left in the package….they will definetly be gone by the time my beauty comes home…..and, I will still be buying them after she gets back….they are THAT GOOD….

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so, I wear it to school, and I tell a couple of my friends, “you know guys, even though she’s not super pretty, there’s still kind of a sexiness about her.”  my friends look at each other, bust out laughing and say “you idiot…that’s A GUY….get it?  BOY GEORGE?”  well, I knew the name, but I still thought he was a girl….lesson learned….

anyway, the CULTURE CLUB are known for some really good 80’s music……here are some songs, and some 80’s photos of BOY GEORGE and THE CULTURE CLUB….

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BOY GEORGE is still singing, just not as “THE CULTURE CLUB.”  he is now 52 years old…had some issues in his years, but is still getting around…..I have to say this…I would DEFINETLY go and see “THE CULTURE CLUB” is they reformed and went on tour……here’s BOY GEORGE today….

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8.  IT’S AN 80’S DANCE PARTY….enjoy some “CULTURE CLUB” music…

here’s the song that kicked off their career in a major way…”DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?”

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and here’s “KARMA CHAMELEON.”

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9.  does anybody remember the parody song in country music by MOE BANDY AND JOE STAMPLEY?  they made fun of BOY GEORGE in a great way…the song was called “WHERE’S THE DRESS?”  see if you remember this….

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10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is
approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be
going, it looks like that woman’s right one is hanging out.”

As he gets closer it becomes apparent that, yes indeed it is hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her he says, “Ma’am, are you aware I
could cite you for indecent exposure?”

She says, “Why, officer?”

“Well, your right one is hanging out.”

She looks down and says “OH MY GOD, I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS!!”

HAVE A TREMENDOUS DAY…

JAY DEAN

UGH…ALL I CAN SAY IS…UGH….

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES….

 

well, at least this eating establishment is honest…..

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NOTE TO WORKERS….PLEASE WATCH THE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS….

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once again…PLEASE WATCH THE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS….

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one more time……PLEASE WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THE SIGNS…..this one is hilarious….

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wow…this girl would be great dating material…NOT….

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AND NOW…MY MOST FAVORITE PICTURE FOR TODAY…

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2.  MAJOR ENTERTAINMENT NEWS TODAY….this just happened Monday afternoon…apparently, a car burst into flames on a CALIFORNIA highway….the car was engulfed as a bystander ran to the car and found an elderly man slumped over the wheel…….the man pulled the gentleman out of the car and saved his life……..who was the guy inside the burning car?

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yep…the legendary DICK VAN DYKE…..what an incredible story….i’m glad that DICK’S incredible life didn’t end on such a tragic note….

 

3.  READY FOR A GOOD MOVIE?  READY TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF?  try this one….

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JENNIFER ANISTON and JASON SUDAKIS are hilarious in this movie….the premise is kind of stupid, but the entire movie is fantastic…..the premise is that a local drug dealer has to make a “fake family” in order to go to MEXICO and get a major shipment….the events that happen after that will have you rolling in the aisles…..however, the language is a bit rough….and, some of the scenes are sexual…..but a great movie…..

 

4.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to singer JOHNNY NASH….he’s known for a huge 1972 song that is still around…..

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here’s JOHNNY NASH back in his heyday….

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JOHNNY NASH is now 73…here’s a fairly recent picture of him…..

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5.  here’s the song that made JOHNNY NASH a household name…..everyone of all ages can sing this song….”I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW.”

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6.  also, happy birthday wishes are going out to actor GERALD MCRANEY…he turns 66 today…you probably remember him from “SIMON AND SIMON.”  he starred on that show wish JAMESON PARKER….

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and remember his show after that one?  it was called “MAJOR DAD.”

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GERALD MCRANEY is 66, and still married to “DESIGNING WOMEN” star DELTA BURKE…here they are today….

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7.  how bad is JUSTIN BIEBER’S life right now?  he’s getting advice from 70’s music star LEIF GARRETT….of course, LEIF has been in some incredible predicaments in his life…….

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THIS SHOULD WORK OUT WELL….

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8.  READY FOR A BIG FISH STORY?  wow…this is incredible….a GERMAN fisherman who was fishing in NORWAY, caught a 515 pound HALIBUT….yeah….515 POUNDS….it took him 90 minutes to reel him in, and he said he “thought he hooked a submarine.”  CHECK THIS OUT….

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why was he fishing?  JUST FOR THE HALIBUT…..

 

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

A little old lady answered a knock on her door and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”
As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the… door and pushed it open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well I hope you’ve got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
HAVE A GREAT DAY…
JAY DEAN

OH, YEAH, BABY….

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES…..

this would totally be something I would do…hee hee

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STUPID ALARM CLOCK….

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okay…this next one is TOTALLY my sense of humor…..

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I absolutely love this one…….I laughed and got totally,….EGGCITED….(groan)

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and, you think you had a bad day?

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2.  can you believe this?  ELVIS PRESLEY HAD BEEN GONE 36 YEARS……36 YEARS AGO TODAY….that just doesn’t seem real….although, his death is one of those “I remember where I was at” moments….I was sitting in front of the tv with my other siblings watching “CAPTAIN 11.”  I remember it scrolled across the bottom of the screen, and mom thought it said that ELVIS’ DAD died….but then it came around again, and we found out that ELVIS PRESLEY died at the age of 42….mom cried……I truly believe that we will NEVER EVER EVER have another entertainer on this planet like ELVIS…..

let’s do a couple of songs…..

here’s one of my favorites…”THE WONDER OF YOU.”

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remember his tv version of “HOUND DOG?”  legendary….

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3.  speaking of celebrity deaths, we lost a couple since the last time we talked…..

LISA ROBIN KELLY died yesterday at the age of 42…she played the daughter “LAURIE FORMAN” on “THAT 70’S SHOW.” she’s the cute blonde in the middle…..

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since the show, LISA has been battling the demons of addictions….I really felt for her……and she lost that battle yesterday at only 43 years old….our sympathies to her family…..

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4.  one of the original “rebels and outlaws” of country music has died….TOMPALL GLASER of “THE GLASER BROTHERS” died at the age of 79……..see if you remember these albums…he was featured on a multi million selling album featuring WILLIE NELSON, WAYLON JENNINGS, JESSIE COLTER, and TOMPALL….

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listen to a couple of legendary songs by TOMPALL GLASER….

here’s the “male national anthem”…”PUT ANOTHER LOG IN THE FIRE.”  this song probably wouldn’t fly today…ha ha…

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and here he is with his brothers on the KRIS KRISTOFFERSON classic “LOVIN’ HER WAS EASIER.”

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5.  SERIOUSLY?  PEPSI FLAVORED CHEETOS?

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you probably can’t read the bag, but it’s true….JAPAN has introduced “PEPSI FLAVORED CHEETOS”, and rumors are flying that it will be coming over here soon….my comment?  UUMMM…..NO…….

6.  speaking of that side of the world, a zoo in CHINA is in hot water for posing a dog as a lion as one of their exhibits….SERIOUSLY?  good gravy…I took one look at him and knew it was a dog….

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7.  speaking of animals, “CATWOMAN” is 80 years old today…that’s right, JULIE NEWMAR who played the character on “BATMAN” tv series is EIGHTY today….funny how time flies…..here she is on the show with ADAM WEST….pretty hot and sexy character for back in those days…..

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here’s JULIE NEWMAR today at 80…including one with the beautiful VANESSA WILLIAMS….

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8.  THERE’S NOW FOOTBALL IN LOS ANGELES….well, kind of…it’s not the NFL…that’s right, the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are NOT moving to L.A….but, the legendary rock band KISS stepped up and helped…KISS bought an arena league football team in LOS ANGELES called, appropriately enough, the “L.A. KISS.”

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rumor has it that they will only sign players who can “rock and roll all night, and party every day.”

9.  this is scary…..there’s a brain eating parasite in FLORIDA…apparently an amoeba of sorts, that is actually eating brain cells….look it up…it’s true……people in FLORIDA are being urged to NOT swim in shallow or warm water……(and not warm water because somebody peed in it…)

NOW IT ALL FITS….I was in FLORIDA back in 1982 for spring break…..THAT’S WHY THE BRAIN CELLS KEEP DYING……

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, “What the heck are …you doing, Billy Bob?”

“Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot outta’ me!” exclaims Billy Bob. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, “Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”

 

 

YEP…JUST REALIZED THIS….

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1.  HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES……

 

I have two things to say about the first one……YIKES….and…..AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ummm…I don’t think this is what we meant….

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I have never had good luck with chopsticks…so, this next one is for me…and probably you, too….

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I am SO going to do this at work…and at church…and at home…ha ha

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and I have an answer to the following poll question…….UUMMMMM……good gravy, does anybody proofread anymore?

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2.  well, we lost a goodie a few days ago…..the legendary singer EYDIE GORME died at the age of 84……..she was a great singer, and of course, was part of the singing duo with her husband….STEVE LAWRENCE AND EYDIE GORME….

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here’s EYDIE in recent years…..

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3.  FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!!!!!!  i’m so doggone excited that the NFL season is about ready to start…preseason is fun, but the regular season ROCKS….and, with that in mind, I start dreaming of my WASHINGTON REDSKINS and how I can decorate my home with the team I love……here are three ideas….I might mention, THREE IDEAS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AS LONG AS MY WIFE IS AROUND…ha ha…but, yet, three ideas I would LOVE to add to our home….

 

I THINK I NEED TO CHANGE UP THE YARD….

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and, the living room….

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and, my REDSKINS ROOM…actually, this one I would have the best luck of happening…although it never will…ha ha….

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4.  and, I am already in FULL FORCE of picking on DALLAS COWBOYS fans, being they are my SKINS most hated nemesis……here’s one for ya….

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5.  speaking of football, NEW YORK JETS coach REX RYAN says the dumbest things…he was asked about his quarterback MARK SANCHEZ throwing an interception in one of his very few passes last week…REX RYAN said, “I didn’t see it…I didn’t watch the offense.”  I CALL THE BULL#@#@ card on this one…YOU’RE THE HEAD COACH…OF COURSE, YOU SAW IT….it’s just another time that REX put his foot in his mouth…..I MEAN, PUT HIS WIFE’S FOOT IN HIS MOUTH….

 

6.  happy birthday wishes are going out to DAVID CROSBY, one of the members of CROSBY, STILLS, AND NASH…..(and YOUNG for awhile)…..DAVID CROSBY turns 72 years old tomorrow…(Wednesday)…..let’s feature this brilliant musician……here’s a very young picture of him….

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and, a younger picture of CROSBY, STILLS, and NASH…

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here’s DAVID CROSBY today on the eve of birthday number 72…..and, a picture of his bandmates on tour recently….

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7.  there is NO WAY that I would pass up the chance to play some CROSBY, STILLS, and NASH music…..

 

a salute wouldn’t be complete with “TEACH YOUR CHILDREN.”

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i’m a big fan of “SOUTHERN CROSS.”

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and one of my top three faves from them is “WASTED ON THE WAY.”

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8.  there’s a goofy couple down south that named their kid “MESSIAH.”  yeah, “MESSIAH.”  well, wait…before you get up in arms, let me tell you that a judge has told them they CANNOT name their child that name…he said that is reserved for only one person…..you know who that is…….I don’t know why so many people are going out on a limb and naming their kids stupid names….CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TORTURE THIS KID WOULD HAVE TAKEN IN SCHOOL?  it would have been ridiculous…..

 

9.  IT’S BROWN COUNTY FAIR TIME….

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for the first time in over 20 years, we did not buy passes to the concerts…we weren’t excited about the lineup…the only one we were excited about was JOHN MICHAEL MONTGOMERY, and he’s an OPENING ACT…that means he would only play for about a half hour…….

HOWEVER, just because we don’t have concert tickets, doesn’t mean we’re not going…we are…..ESPECIALLY FOR TUBBY BURGERS…..YUMMY….it’s not a burger until the juice is running down your chin onto your shirt…..wow…I am drooling right now……

 

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 
an 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she
returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset.

“What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked.

“I had to slap his face three times!”

“You mean he got fresh?”

“No,” she answered, “I thought he was dead.”

 

HAVE AN EXCITING DAY…

JAY DEAN

WE’RE INCHING CLOSER…..

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I am just in shock today….I cannot believe how fast times goes by….today is 11 months since my dad died….ELEVEN MONTHS…it seems like just weeks ago……I miss you dad….miss you everyday….love you with all my heart!!!!

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1.  we have some serious stuff to talk about, so let’s have some fun first…HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES FOR TODAY….

 

umm…they might want to think about keeping this certain bus superclean….YUCK….

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this next one made me laugh out loud….

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i’ll bet my angel feels like this periodically…..ha ha…

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a little SUPERHERO fun….

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this one should crack you up….

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i’ll bet if kids had the power, they would probably do this….

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2.  you know what makes me laugh?   something I saw again this morning coming into work….I love seeing an extra large bird flying in the sky with a small bird pecking at them……you’d think the big one would turn around and EAT the little one…ha ha….but, I always root for the underdog…or underbird in this case…….

 

3.  okay…on to the sad news…they say that celebrity deaths go in “three’s”….well, I have three….first of all someone I have actually met….

 

a former “WIZARD OF OZ” munchkin is dead…..MARGARET PELLEGRINI was 89 years old…she died from a stroke….she appeared in ABERDEEN at the “OZ FESTIVAL”  a few years back…you cannot even imagine the thrill I had of meeting a star of my favorite movie of all time…..i’m sure you remember her…she was one of the “flowerpot” girls….

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check this out….it’s MARGARET PELLEGRINI talking about “THE WIZARD OF OZ.”

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here’s MARGARET PELLEGRINI recently, and from a few years ago with the other remaining munckins, JERRY MAREN and KARL SLOVER….more on them to come…..

 

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she was an incredibly nice lady…rest in peace my dear….

 

4.  as far as I know, TWO munchkins remain…..KARL SLOVER, who is on the left of MARGARET in the above picture, died in 2011 at the age of 93…….that leaves JERRY MAREN, who is now 93, and RUTH DUCCINI, who is 95…..she had a smaller role in the movie….no pun intended……..here’s JERRY MAREN in recent times…..

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5.  actress EILEEN BRENNAN died recently at the age of 80…you’ll probably best remember her for starring in “PRIVATE BENJAMIN.”

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here’s EILEEN BRENNAN in recent years….

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6.  and, COSMO ALLEGRETTI died this week at the age of 86….don’t know the name?  you’ll know his characters….COSMO was the voice and hand of many characters on “CAPTAIN KANGAROO.”  by hand, I mean that he was the puppeteer….some of his characters included MR. MOOSE, BUNNY RABBIT, GRANDFATHER CLOCK, THE DANCING BEAR, and his famous role as “DENNIS THE PAINTER.” here is is with “THE CAPTAIN” BOB KEESHAN….

 

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no recent pictures can be found of COSMO ALLEGRETTI….

 

7.  okay, enough sad news…let’s do some happy news….

FOOTBALL IS HERE…YAY!!!!  as I mentioned before, I cannot wait until tonight when my WASHINGTON REDSKINS hit the field against my son TYLER’S TENNESSEE TITANS….we’re watching the game on a computer tonight….hey, beggars can’t be choosers…….

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I know that we won’t see a lot of starters play in the game…but, it’s just exciting knowing that the NFL season is here……by the way, we’re FIVE WEEKS away from our trip to GREEN BAY for the PACKERS-REDSKINS game….time will drag until then…ha ha…..

 

8.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just
won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat
belt.

“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks.

The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

His wife says, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, “Are we over the border yet?”

 

HAVE A GREAT DAY….

JAY DEAN

 

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1.  HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNY STUFF….

okay…here’s the question…”HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO PUT UP CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS?”….wow….

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aahh, yes…GOOD OLD MAXINE….

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UMM…ARE YOU SURE YOU SELL THESE IN THIS AISLE?

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nice t-shirt dude….knowing most guys, this shirt could be right either way…..

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THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP…..

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2.  READY TO SEE A CRAZY VIDEO?  this is hilarious….wow…I thought that MY driver’s exam went bad…..I don’t think anyone could go as bad as this person did….

IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED….SEVEN SECONDS INTO HER DRIVING EXAM….

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well, at least the door chimes still work……..I don’t know what the guy was saying, but he sounded angry, for some reason…..

3.  as I talked about before, this past weekend I worked almost all weekend and missed a lot of our family weekend at RICHMOND LAKE…well, I didn’t miss all of it…….I got to enjoy a nice pontoon ride down the lake with my beautiful bride…….

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it’s amazing what can come out of  a family weekend……when I came home from church on sunday, my wife informed me that we’re all going to HAWAII….yeah…HAWAII….I asked her how the heck that came up….apparently my cousin can  rent some nice place to stay over there, so we’re all going sometime in the next year and a half…..sounds good to me….only one requirement…..WE HAVE TO GO DURING JANUARY OR FEBRUARY…..we have to miss a week to ten days of winter!!!!!

4.  do you remember this 80’s tv theme?

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it’s from the tv show that ran from 1984-1988…”PUNKY BREWSTER.”  I seriously didn’t know that it lasted four seasons…..anyway, the star of the show has a birthday today…….it’s a whole lot easier remembering “PUNKY BREWSTER” than her real name…her name is SOLEIL MOON FRYE…….and she’s 37 today……..

oh, what a cutie she was……(and still is, by the way)

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actor GEORGE GAYNES played her foster father on the show……

here’s SOLEIL MOON FRYE today at 37….SHE’S A KNOCKOUT……these photos were taken just a few weeks ago……

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5.  by the way, i just mentioned that GEORGE GAYNES played her foster father on the show…well, do you recognize him from any other role?  he played the bumbling COMMANDENT LASSARD on the “POLICE ACADEMY” movies….

GEORGE GAYNES is still around, too….he’s 96 and going strong…..

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6.  I LOVE THE NFL SEASON…..i’m going crazy just seeing photos from training camps…especially one like this one…..it’s a SUPER LEGEND meeting  LEGEND IN THE MAKING….this is from my WASHINGTON REDSKINS training camp…it’s “DIESEL” JOHN RIGGINS meeting the new all star running back ALFRED MORRIS….pretty cool pic….

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speaking of NFL news…it would be an NFL season without mentioning that either TERRELL OWENS or BRETT FAVRE or BOTH are planning a comeback…well, this time it’s TERRELL OWENS….

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apparently T.O.’S management is saying that “NUMEROUS” teams have contacted him…..hopefully they are all high school teams recruiting him to be part of their line crews……

7.  CONGRATULATIONS NORTH AND SOUTH DAKOTA…….the “BEER INSTITUTE” trade organization says that NORTH DAKOTANS drink the highest amount of beer in the nation per person…SOUTH DAKOTA is ranked number four……awesome……it works out to nearly 46 gallons of beer annually for NORTH DAKOTANS and 39 gallons of beer annually for SOUTH DAKOTANS…..how exciting….we need to celebrate this feat…BUT HOW?  I JUST CAN’T THINK OF A WAY…..

8.  well, the baseball world has passed down their judgement…..ALEX RODRIGUEZ is suspended from now until the 2014 season is over….well, SUPPOSEDLY…he played last night, so, really, nobody knows when he’ll begin his suspension…he’s apparently appealing it…..

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I think that A-ROD just needs to go bye bye…..call it a career….start spending your millions and leave the limelight…that’s what I would do…of course, I wouldn’t have taken the performance enhancing drugs in the first place………

another dozen players were suspended too…and they’re not getting any press because of A-ROD….which they probably are happy about……but, i’ll give them some love!!!  ha ha….

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9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.  They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY….

JAY DEAN