UGH…ALL I CAN SAY IS…UGH….
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1. HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES….
well, at least this eating establishment is honest…..
NOTE TO WORKERS….PLEASE WATCH THE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS….
once again…PLEASE WATCH THE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS….
one more time……PLEASE WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THE SIGNS…..this one is hilarious….
wow…this girl would be great dating material…NOT….
AND NOW…MY MOST FAVORITE PICTURE FOR TODAY…
2. MAJOR ENTERTAINMENT NEWS TODAY….this just happened Monday afternoon…apparently, a car burst into flames on a CALIFORNIA highway….the car was engulfed as a bystander ran to the car and found an elderly man slumped over the wheel…….the man pulled the gentleman out of the car and saved his life……..who was the guy inside the burning car?
yep…the legendary DICK VAN DYKE…..what an incredible story….i’m glad that DICK’S incredible life didn’t end on such a tragic note….
3. READY FOR A GOOD MOVIE? READY TO LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF? try this one….
JENNIFER ANISTON and JASON SUDAKIS are hilarious in this movie….the premise is kind of stupid, but the entire movie is fantastic…..the premise is that a local drug dealer has to make a “fake family” in order to go to MEXICO and get a major shipment….the events that happen after that will have you rolling in the aisles…..however, the language is a bit rough….and, some of the scenes are sexual…..but a great movie…..
4. happy birthday wishes are going out today to singer JOHNNY NASH….he’s known for a huge 1972 song that is still around…..
here’s JOHNNY NASH back in his heyday….
JOHNNY NASH is now 73…here’s a fairly recent picture of him…..
5. here’s the song that made JOHNNY NASH a household name…..everyone of all ages can sing this song….”I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW.”
6. also, happy birthday wishes are going out to actor GERALD MCRANEY…he turns 66 today…you probably remember him from “SIMON AND SIMON.” he starred on that show wish JAMESON PARKER….
and remember his show after that one? it was called “MAJOR DAD.”
GERALD MCRANEY is 66, and still married to “DESIGNING WOMEN” star DELTA BURKE…here they are today….
7. how bad is JUSTIN BIEBER’S life right now? he’s getting advice from 70’s music star LEIF GARRETT….of course, LEIF has been in some incredible predicaments in his life…….
THIS SHOULD WORK OUT WELL….
8. READY FOR A BIG FISH STORY? wow…this is incredible….a GERMAN fisherman who was fishing in NORWAY, caught a 515 pound HALIBUT….yeah….515 POUNDS….it took him 90 minutes to reel him in, and he said he “thought he hooked a submarine.” CHECK THIS OUT….
why was he fishing? JUST FOR THE HALIBUT…..
9. JOKE OF THE DAY:
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”
As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the… door and pushed it open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well I hope you’ve got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”