random thoughts for tuesday september 3rd, 2013

WOW…LABOR DAY WEEKEND SURE CRUISED BY……..

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your blog is sponsored by your friends at PIERSON FORD in ABERDEEN…well, the month of August is over, and now we wait for FORD to announce their September deals….will they change?  we’ll find out in a couple of days, and i’ll let you know here on your favorite blog…..I will tell you this….we sold a TON of new FORD F-150’S last month, and a great majority of them came with superb trades…..our lot has changed dramatically in the last month.  we had a super busy month, which means a lineup change…..so, whether you’re looking for an economical car for work or school, a work truck, a family suv, or whatever you need, PIERSON FORD has it….see our incredible lineup online at:  http://piersonford.com/   call us at 1-800-627-1237, or come and see us in the auto plaza in ABERDEEN…we’re located on north highway 281, right across from SHOPKO….

 

1.  HERE COME SOME FUNNIES….

 

with the NFL season starting this week, I had to put this one in…..GO REDSKINS…..

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hmmm…I’ve seen “STAR WARS” numerous times and never thought about this……

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here’s a little deer humor…..

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okay, I have to admit…out of all the funnies today, this next one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD….

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this next one hits home, because I always thought this when I walked into my relatives house back In the 70’s…..

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and finally, some words of wisdom from CONAN….

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2.  we have a celebrity milestone birthday…do you remember VALERIE PERRINE?  she turns 70 today….she’s certainly not a household name, but she had a pretty good acting career….she starred in the 1972 classic “THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5”, plus she was ROBERT REDFORD’S ex-wife in the 1979 hit “THE ELECTRIC HORSEMAN.”  she was an actress and a model….and a great majority of her photos had a sexy appeal to them…..

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here’s VALERIE PERRINE today at 70…..looking great….

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3.  you can imagine my disappointment….I love to watch the COMEDY CENTRAL roasts……they have had some dandys…..PAMELA ANDERSON, CHARLIE SHEEN, ROSEANNE….some great quality roasts….now, I will admit, they have become extremely filthy…but funny…..so, I have been looking forward to last night’s brand new roast, even though I thought they were roasting a fairly disappointing actor….last night was the comic roast of JAMES FRANCO…..yeah, JAMES FRANCO…and I ended up shutting it off ten minutes into it….THE WORST TELEVISION I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS…..the worst part was SETH ROGEN emceeing the event…he has that stupid nervous laugh that he uses after, what seems like, every sentence…..and he kept apologizing for his comments saying things like “geez, I like all these people…can’t believe i’m saying these things about them.” DUDE…IT’S A ROAST….THE PEOPLE INVOLVE KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO GET BLASTED….and the guest of roasters wasn’t even close to good…….ANDY SAMBERG…..JEFFREY ROSS…..well, that’s about it….horrible television….not even funny……I set the record for it, but I guarantee you i’ll be deleting it tonight…….

 

4.  last night seemed to be a totally disappointing night of television….my gorgeous wife was downstairs catching up on “BREAKING BAD.”  my son TYLER hooked her on it…..so, I sat upstairs with total control of the remote….just the way I like it…..anyway, I was trying to find a movie to watch….I was on one of my movie channels and found a movie starring SELMA BLAIR called “IN THEIR SKIN.”

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what caught my eye was the caption line that mentioned “SINISTER NEIGHBORS.”  okay…when I hear the word “sinister”, I think evil…I think possessed….well, it wasn’t either of them….turned out to be just weirdos living next door…….the movie was horrible….and, I stuck with it until the very end…..90 MINUTES OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK…..plus, SELMA BLAIR was naked twice in the movie….no big deal…I find her completely beautiful, but the nudity was mostly unneeded.  this movie was a stinker…..avoid it if you can…….and from now on, I will investigate any movies that have the word “sinister” in them……I guess when a movie is on tv that I have never heard of from the theaters, there’s probably good reason why I had never heard of it…..

 

5.  HOW ABOUT THIS?  hopefully this story doesn’t get lost in the news and sports today…..64 year old swimmer DIANA NYAD did something yesterday nobody has ever done…..she swam from CUBA to FLORIDA…yep…she’s tried it before but failed…and now at SIXTY FOUR years old, she did it….get this…it was 110 miles….it took her 52 hours and 54 minutes…..and when she got done, she still had the strength to walk onshore…….amazing……my hat is off to her…if I was wearing one……

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this is one heck of a feat…I hope that she gets the recognition she deserves…and she deserves a lot!!!

 

6.  I was very sad the other day to find out that the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS cut quarterback TIM TEBOW….it really wasn’t a surprise, but I still was sad….you see, I love this man…..I love what TIM TEBOW stands for…I love that he has the courage to talk about his faith openly…to pray during games…and to motion to GOD every time something good happens……the sad thing is, he gets ripped and ridiculed for it…..

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the rumor mill is saying that he probably had his last run in the NFL…and that he probably will have to play CANADIAN football……he cleared waivers over the weekend which meant that every other team passed on him…..he still could get picked up though….and I hope he does…..I wish nothing but the best for him…but I do know one thing…..he has an incredible life after football…he will lead so many people to CHRIST….and he’s not ashamed to do it….

I just keep thinking one thing…imagine how much better this world would be if everyone had the courage to talk about their faith in public……..

 

7.  funny thing…yesterday was “LABOR DAY” and I didn’t do one thing that involved labor…other than getting up of the couch to go to the bathroom…okay, maybe it wasn’t that ridiculous, but it was close…..I had to practice being on the couch all day yesterday for the upcoming NFL season…..starting this Sunday, I will watch the noon game…the 3:00 game…and the Sunday night game……I will probably put on fifty pounds and have three heart attacks during the season, but I will love doing it….my wife can’t understand why I could waste that much time watching football…but she lets me do it….because I end up working seven days a week most weeks and Sunday afternoon is my time……..

 

8.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The
officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it.
Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case! “

 

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY….

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

 

 

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About jaydeanhcr

Jay Dean spent 25 years in the radio business working morning shows and having fun on the air. He then turned his attention to working at Pierson Ford in Aberdeen in vehicle sales. Jay also helps out ministering at three different churches in the area. Jay is at St. John's Lutheran in Hecla, SD, Trinity Lutheran in Houghton, SD, and Grace Covenant Lutheran in Aberdeen, SD. Jay is blessed to have his beautiful wife Jeannie by his side, and received the two greatest gifts he could ever receive in his sons Tyler and Mitchell. Jay's interests including listening to classic country music, including his favorite Hank Williams, SR., and watching his beloved Washington Redskins and Minnesota Wild.

1 Response

  1. Nancy

    If I had those stars money I could be a great looking geriatric also, you don’t think that is chance. Love your joke of the day, every time, almost.

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