HEY, IT’S TRUE….WE’RE BREATHING…WE’RE UPRIGHT…IT’S GOOD….YES IT IS….
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1. HERE COME YOUR FUNNIES…..
this one is SO SO SO WRONG…but SO SO SO FUNNY….this is my sick sense of humor……
well, at least this product knows it’s role in society…..
they say kids are getting smarter by the year…it’s true….check this out…this is TOTALLY me….
hmmm… I remember summer camp…don’t remember if this was me, though…..quite possibly….
and finally……..LOTS of truth in this one…..
2. HAIL, HAIL, GO AWAY…COME AGAIN…..NEVER!!!!
our area seemed to be rocked with wind and hail last night….reports are coming in for hail the size of golf balls and bigger…..THAT will leave a mark…..hopefully the damage was minimal…..its’ funny how we can go almost the whole summer without a big storm, and then a couple of days before FALL…..
3. a legendary boxer has passed away……KEN NORTON was 70….he had a series of strokes in recent years and had been in failing health according to a family member….KEN NORTON will best be remembered for being the second man to beat MUHAMMAD ALI…he also broke ALI’S jaw……here’s KEN back in his glory days…..
here’s KEN NORTON in the last couple of years….
4. and now, onto happier news……”BATMAN” star ADAM WEST is 85 today….EIGHTY FIVE!!! that just doesn’t seem possible…..he was the tv BATMAN…he played alongside BURT WARD who was the boy wonder “ROBIN.”
ADAM WEST also has a very hilarious role on the cartoon show “FAMILY GUY.” he plays “MAYOR ADAM WEST.” kind of a bumbling, fumbling type character…..
here’s 85 year old ADAM WEST…including one with BURT WARD, who is now 68……
5. also celebrating a birthday today is SCOTTISH actor DAVID MCCALLUM…he has a milestone today…80…….I remember DAVID mostly from the 1975 tv show “THE INVISIBLE MAN”….I don’t think I missed an episode of that show…..
he also starred in the 60’s massive hit “THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.”
I seriously didn’t know that DAVID MCCALLUM was a singer, too….
since 2003 DAVID MCCALLUM has been one of the stars of “NCIS.” here he is with his co-star PAULEY PERRETTE……happy 80th DAVID!!!
6. if you know me well, you know that I HATE CLOWNS…..have since I was a kid……I hated going to the circus because those stupid clowns were there…..and even now when the GYPSY DAY parade is held in ABERDEEN, I freak a bit when the SHRINER CLOWNS come by……so, it comes as no surprise to tell you that I would be terrified to be in NORTHAMPTON, ENGLAND….there’s a scary clown terrorizing the town…..mostly scaring people by just standing around looking horribly frightening……I think he is taking after one of the most hideous clowns in tv history….PENNYWISE THE CLOWN from STEPHEN KING’S “IT.”
7. BIG SHOCK IN THE NFL YESTERDAY….the CLEVELAND BROWNS rocked the football world by trading their stud running back TRENT RICHARDSON to the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS….the good news is that they will receive a first round pick from INDY next year…..the BROWNS are said to be wanting to build from the bottom up, and if their season continues like it is, they would get a pretty good pick in the draft next year…rumor has it that they are looking for a franchise quarterback…..even though they have BRANDON WEEDEN, who is injured right now….so, the BROWNS will be heading to MINNESOTA this sunday with a quarterback nobody has ever heard of, and a running back that probably thought he wasn’t going to play much…….DO NOT be surprised if they upset the VIKINGS…it all depends on how CHRISTIAN PONDER decides to play for the VIKES….
8. my darling wife leaves for LAS VEGAS today for a few days with some of her girlfriends…..(why can girls have girlfriends, but guys can’t have boyfriends?…well, I guess they could….) anyway, four days alone for JAY…know what that means? bowling tonight, and then my butt plastered to the couch every night after work…..I enjoy taking a quick nap when I get home…..just don’t dare taken an hour because then I won’t sleep at night….I may take in a movie, but it’s highly unlikely……
9. JOKE OF THE DAY:
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.”
The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”
OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE….
A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin board that says, “Cruise — Only $5.”
She goes to the address on the back and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.
The blonde wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To her right, she sees one of her blonde friends. “Do you think they’re going to serve food on this trip?” she asks.
The other blonde replies, “They didn’t last year.”
HAVE AN AWESOME DAY….