WELL, WELL, WELL…GUESS WHAT WE WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING?
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THAT’S RIGHT, 3 INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND THIS MORNING….YUCK…….AND IT WAS HEAVY SNOW TO SHOVEL TOO…..the good news is, sunshine and 50 degrees Thursday thru the weekend, so it won’t last long…..

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1. HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNIES FOR YOU!!!

well, tomorrow is Wednesday…..I hope the camel takes this warning!!!
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i’m not into zombies, but I think this might work for me!!!!
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GOOD OLE MAXINE…..
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yeah, they MIGHT want to watch the placement of their businesses…..ha ha….
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me thinks that some people might not take fires very seriously after this one……
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2. UGH…THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE….for those of you that read the blog from far away parts of the world, the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are kind of our “regional” team in the NFL….there are probably more VIKING’S fans up here than any other team in the NFL….but this year, they are HORRIBLE….they have won only ONE game so far…..and of course, my WASHINGTON REDSKINS are coming into MINNEAPOLIS to play the VIKINGS a week from Thursday…yes, i’m going….my family is going to watch two horrible football teams play……

ANYWAY, here’s a little tribute to the VIKING’S….including a FIRST LOOK AT THEIR NEW QUARTERBACK…..
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and now about this? a NEW IDENTITY!!!
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3. alright….I’ve never been arrested…I hope to NEVER be arrested….and if i’m arrest, LORD, please not let me be this stupid as to wear these kind of fashion mistakes…..WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?
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GOOD GRAVY!!!!

4. we said goodbye to a couple of goodies since the last time we talked…..actress MARCIA WALLACE died at the age of 70….you probably remember her as the receptionist “CAROL” on “THE BOB NEWHART SHOW” back in the 70’s….(she’s in the middle.)
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a lot of the younger generation will remember MARCIA as the voice of the teacher EDNA KRABAPPEL on “THE SIMPSON’S.”
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and, singer LOU REED died at the age of 71….he was the former frontman of the group “VELVET UNDERGROUND.” and he’s known as the “punk poet of rock and roll.” LOU REED is known for the top 20 hit “WALK ON THE WILDSIDE.” see if you remember this….

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LOU REED died from an ailment related to a liver transplant recently……

5. on to happier news…..birthday wishes are in order for actor RICHARD DREYFUSS….he is 66 today……RICHARD DREYFUSS is known for playing great characters in great movies like “JAWS.”
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one of his earlier hits was a starring role in “AMERICAN GRAFFITI.”
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remember the movie “WHAT ABOUT BOB?” I love that movie…RICHARD DREYFUSS starred in this comedy with BILL MURRAY….
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RICHARD DREYFUSS won a best actor OSCAR for the movie “THE GOODBYE GIRL.”
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he also starred in classics like “CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND”, and “MR. HOLLAND’S OPUS.”

here’s RICHARD DREYFUSS today at 66…….

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6. ALRIGHT, IT’S MUSIC TIME…one of our great blog readers told me the other day that she LOVES the music I put on here….so, let’s do some more…today i’m featuring DR. HOOK….this great band from the 70’s and 80’s is fronted by RAY SAWYER, who lost his eye in an automobile accident back in 1967…he’s been the frontman for all these years…….
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check out this album cover to see all the great hits of DR. HOOK…..
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here’s RAY SAWYER today…he’s now 76 years old and still touring with DR. HOOK….
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IT’S MUSIC TIME!!!!

remember the great song “SYLVIA’S MOTHER?” mmmm…love this song…..

here’s “COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE.”

and who doesn’t love this song? the huge hit “SHARING THE NIGHT TOGETHER.”

7. HOCKEY TIME…well, my favorite team the MINNESOTA WILD came out and whooped the CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS this past weekend in CHICAGO….so, naturally, I was excited to watch them entertain the BLACKHAWKS on their home ice last night….yeah…not so much…..the WILD lost 5-1…..totally humiliated at home….I believe it was their first loss at home this season as well….oh well, it’s one game…they’ll rebound….no wait…rebounding is in the NBA…..

8. apparently the latest “rage” on FACEBOOK is a giraffe picture…I guess you have to answer a riddle, and if you get the riddle wrong, you have to post a picture of a giraffe as your main photo…sorry, not STICKING MY NECK OUT ON THAT ONE…..(sick joke…but what else would you expect from me?)

9. JOKE OF THE DAY:

A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin board that says, “Cruise — Only $5.”

She goes to the address on the back and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.

The blonde wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To her right, she sees one of her blonde friends. “Do you think they’re going to serve food on this trip?” she asks.

The other blonde replies, “They didn’t last year.”

HAVE A TREMENDOUS DAY…THANKS FOR READING THE BLOG….

JAY DEAN

HEY HOWDY PARTNERS!!!  it’s getting closer to another weekend…..this month is FLYING by, isn’t it? 

just wanted to remind you that I would LOVE to talk with you….you can e-mail me at:  jayhaaland64@yahoo.com   I try to answer every email that I get…..

as always, your blog is brought to you by PIERSON FORD IN ABERDEEN…..hey, we have an event going on right now until the end of the month where with every vehicle purchase, you get a NO CHARGE NAVIGATION….that’s right….how about that?  and wait until you see our incredible lineup of vehicles…..I will let you know, the new F-150’S are flying off the lot……we sell a ton of trucks……I just sold a new 2013 FORD EXPLORER the other day….you really need to see how the EXPLORER has changed….if you’re thinking it looks like the 70’s and 80’s EXPLORER, you couldn’t be more wrong…..

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1.  IT’S TIME TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE…..

NOTE TO SELF…….FIND LIDS BEFORE DRIVING…..

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NOTE TO SELF:  WHEN SHORTENING A WORD FIND A VERY VERY VERY LARGE PERIOD TO ADD TO WORDS……

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HMM…I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS NEXT ONE BEFORE…MAYBE IT’S TRUE…HA HA

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OH, SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FAVORITE CEREAL CHARACTERS….(HOPEFULLY NONE OF THEM BECOME “CEREAL KILLERS.”)

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I’VE USED THIS ONE BEFORE, BUT IT’S JUST TOO DARN GOOD NOT TO USE AGAIN……

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2.  I was sitting around the other day listening to my absolute favorite music ever….CLASSIC COUNTRY MUSIC….and I came across a couple of greats songs by DONNA FARGO from the 70’s….remember her?  she won ONE GRAMMY AWARD, FIVE ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, AND ONE CMA AWARD……she’s known for great hits like the following songs…and there’s a good chance that you have a couple of these, if not all of them….

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DONNA FARGO developed multiple sclerosis back in 1978….as far as I know, she’s not doing country music anymore…I do know that she has created a line of greeting cards and poem books…..DONNA FARGO is now 67 years old…here she is in the past few years….one of the photos is with JEFF COOK from the supergroup “ALABAMA.”

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3.  YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP….we’re going to play a few fantastic DONNA FARGO number one hits from the 70’s…..

here’s everybody’s favorite “THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE U.S.A.”

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here’s the follow up to “HAPPIEST GIRL”…it’s the great song “FUNNY FACE.”

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and here’s a song that I am GOING to sing in church some day….”YOU CAN’T BE A BEACON.”

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4.  COUNT ME IN FOR THIS….my wife and I love Halloween…..we love to go the haunted forest……but here’s an event that I would DEFINETLY DRIVE TO….it’s in MOORHEAD, MINNESOTA and it’s a HAUNTED CORN MAZE….yikes….my beautiful bride and I went to a corn maze during the day once in NEBRASKA….we couldn’t get out…..I can’t even imagine the blood pumping and heart pounding that would go on to have someone actually CHASING YOU thru the maze……as I said…COUNT ME IN….

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our son lives in FARGO…this would be a wonderful treat for all of us….

5.  speaking of being terrified, one of my favorite horror movies of the past few years came out this week on DVD….”THE CONJURING” was horrifying in the theaters…hopefully it can transfer over to the small screen….I have a pretty large screen tv in my basement, along with a fantastic surround sound……..this should be AMAZING….

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a good friend of mine texted me last night that they were watching this movie at home and were TERRIFIED….yep…I know the feeling……

6.  well, I found out this week that I have diabetes……..it’s the early stages of it, but I will be okay…..it’s probably a wake up call anyway…I need to change my lifestyle of eating and exercising……this is probably the motivation that I needed…….I think i’m going to have a little trouble cutting down or giving up things I love like corn on the cob and pizza…and diet pepsi…..my doctor says to just start “weaning” myself off the stuff….I can still eat pizza though, if I use like a wheat crust…..i’ll have to try that out someday……I don’t tell you this to get sympathy from everyone…I will be fine….I tell you this to warn you to get checked…the earlier you find it, the better you’ll be!!!!

7.  happy birthday wishes are going out Friday to actress MARION ROSS….she’s had a career in tv since the 50’s, but is most remembered on a tv show ABOUT the 50’s……it was the 70’s hit “HAPPY DAYS.”  she played everybody’s favorite mom, “MRS. C.”…..MRS. CUNNINGHAM…..she played opposite TOM BOSLEY, and the likes of HENRY WINKLER and RON HOWARD…..

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here’s a 1950’s photo of MARION ROSS….

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and here’s a cast photo of the favorite show of millions of people…..

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MARION ROSS will turn 85 years old on Friday….I maybe knew this but forgot it, but MARION ROSS was born in WATERTOWN, MINNESOTA….she lived as a child in WILLMAR, MINNESOTA and ALBERT LEA, MINNESOTA, and graduated in MINNEAPOLIS….how about that?  here’s MARION ROSS today on the eve of birthday number 85….one of the pictures is with RON HOWARD….ready for a shock?  RON HOWARD IS 59 YEARS OLD….that will make you feel old…….

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in case you were wondering, “MR. C.” actor TOM BOSLEY died on October 19th, 2010 at the age of 83……

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8.  BRETT FAVRE ALERT!!!!  BRETT FAVRE ALERT!!!!

don’t worry, he’s not coming back to the NFL for a third time…..however, he was asked recently….after SAM BRADFORD was lost for the season this past Sunday, the ST. LOUIS RAMS reached out to BRETT FAVRE, but he flat turned them down…..BRETT says that other teams have contacted him, but he said no instantly…he said he’s in no football shape, and really has no desire to play again…….good choice, I think…..

9.  my wife and I fell in love with the first season of the tv show “AMERICAN HORROR STORY”…..well, we missed season two last year for some odd reason…..but now we have the DVD….we’re going to start watching it this weekend…I CANNOT WAIT….the second season was set in a mental institution….which sounds creepy enough…..

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a lot of the cast from the first season are back, even though it’s a completely different set of characters…one of them is JESSICA LANGE, who was really icky in the first season…I hear she’s worse in season two……

season three of “AMERICAN HORROR STORY” is on tv now…it’s about WITCHES…that’s right, just in time for Halloween……we have the first two episodes recorded, but haven’t watched them yet….

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10. JOKE OF THE DAY:

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”

The kid says,”Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and See how you did.” His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up the boss came down. “How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, “One”.

The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?” The kid says, “$101,237.65”.

The boss says, “$101,237.65?” What the heck did you sell?” The kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”

The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?”

The kid said, “No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot – you should go fishing.’

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY MY FRIENDS…

JAY DEAN

today is a very special day….it’s my beautiful MAMA’S 70TH BIRTHDAY TODAY….my MOM is so beautiful on the inside and out…and i’m not ashamed to tell you that I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE MAMA’S BOY….and yes, my gorgeous wife knows that……anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM…I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!

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HEY, BIG NEWS FROM PIERSON FORD…..from now until the end of the month we’re having a special promotion……..price tags have been SLASHED…our inventory needs to be moved…and guess what?  ask how you can get a no charge NAVIGATION…..and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, (the bad news bearers…loved that movie…hee hee)  but, the white stuff may be coming soon…PIERSON FORD has an incredible lineup of NEW FORD pickups, and about every make and model of pre-owned ones……call us at 1-800-627-1237, stop by and see us in the auto plaza in ABERDEEN, SOUTH DAKOTA…or check out our inventory at:  http://piersonford.com/

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ALSO, a huge thank you to everybody that came out for our free hunter’s breakfast this past Saturday morning….we served over 380 PEOPLE…how about that?

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1.  HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNIES?

 

NOTE TO SELF:  be careful what I wear at Halloween, and particularly, WHERE I GO….

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this young lady might want to rethink her plans…..

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I have two words for the next one….I AGREE….

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PHEW!!! GLAD I DON’T HAVE CATS….

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and finally, some great words to live by!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2.  AND NOW…AN OPEN LETTER……

 

DEAR MORONS,

i’m sorry i’m being so rude, but I think you are a moron…..plain and simple…I mean, who else would be pumping gas AND SMOKING A CIGARETTE AT THE SAME TIME?  yeah, that’s right….I was the guy filling up next to you at the pumps the other day……if you looked my way you probably saw a bitter, torked off look on my face…..and I REALLY wanted to say something to you, but I figured the way you looked you would have flipped me off, yelled an obscenity and walked away…..here’s the thing….I WANT TO LIVE…I WANT TO SEE MY GRANDKIDS…I WANT TO GO HOME TO MY WIFE EACH NIGHT…….just because you have a “deathwish” doesn’t mean the rest of us do…okay, I don’t think you have a “deathwish.”  but you certainly are lacking some materials in the cranium……seriously, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT GAS IS FLAMMABLE?  CAN YOU READ?  it says so right on the pumps…plus, I learned about this in grade school, for heaven’s sake…..

maam, even though this picture isn’t you, I want you to see how STUPID you looked standing by the gas tank filling up…..

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and I want to show you what very well could have happened because of your idiotic activity…..

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listen, I don’t smoke…never have…but I do know about addictions…..and, i’m pretty sure that 90 seconds away from a cigarette would be okay…….

my advice to you and the other morons that do this is this…….THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE….light your smoke when you’re leaving the gas station…that way, if gas is spilled on your pants or hand, you’ll explode down the road……and not take me with you….

sincerely,

ONE ANGRY PUMPER

 

3.  I cannot believe what happened at bowling the other night…..for the first time in a decade, I was cruising toward a 200…..I hit 199 and had ONE PIN to hit in the final frame of the tenth…..ONE STINKING PIN…..and guess what?  I SAILED THE BALL RIGHT BY IT…..DAGNABBIT……so, i’ll head out this Thursday night again and try again……I haven’t come that close to a 200 in a long time….I hope that i’m not psyched out to miss my goal again…..

 

4.  okay…I admit it….I like the smell of candles….except the one that KYLE has burning in his office here at work today…it smells like rotten sweaty feet……..HOWEVER,  when purchasing a candle, I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER purchase the one I saw in WALMART the other day…..

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SERIOUSLY?  “HAYRIDE FLAVORED CANDLES?”  have these people ever gone on hayrides?  what the heck?  do these candles smell like HORSE FARTS?  or TRACTOR FUMES?  or will they make me sneeze because i’m allergic to hay?  weird product, man……

 

5.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes are going out today to actress CARRIE FISHER..you probably best remember her as “PRINCESS LEIA” from “STAR WARS.” 

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CARRIE FISHER turns 57 years old today…and she is FUNNY…she has a stage show that makes fun of her own addictions and her own mental illnesses…it’s crazy funny…umm..no pun intended……anyway, here’s CARRIE FISHER today at 57, including one with her beautiful mama, DEBBIE REYNOLDS, who is now 81…..

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6.  tomorrow, the great character actor CHRISTOPHER LLOYD will turn 75…that seems kind of hard to believe…but, he has been around for quite awhile……you probably remember CHRISTOPHER LLOYD from great roles like “REV. JIM IGNATOWSKI” on “TAXI.”

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or, how about DR. EMMETT BROWN from the great movie “BACK TO THE FUTURE.”

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he also had a pivotal role in the movie “WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?”  he played JUDGE DOOM….

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and, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD played a really good UNCLE FESTER in the movie “THE ADDAMS FAMILY.”  not the TV show…the MOVIE….

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here’s CHRISTOPHER LLOYD today at 75……

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7.  I have been to a couple of crappy wax museums in my life, and I’ve been to a couple of good ones….the following wax museum props would not be included in good…..

CHECK OUT THESE HORRIBLE WAX MUSEUM FIGURES….

 

believe it or not, this is supposed to be TOM HANKS from the “CASTAWAY”  movie…..

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this is “apparently” TOM CRUISE from the “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE” movie…..SHEESH….

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ADAM SANDLER quite possibly had a stroke…..

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is the next one JIM CARREY, or my real life “CABLE GUY?”

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okay…seriously…JENNIFER GARNER doesn’t look this horrible even if she had just woken up with the flu…..

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AND FINALLY…MY PICK FOR THE “ALL TIME WORST WAX MUSEUM CHARACTER?”  geez..i hate to even show you because it’s so horrible…oh well, here we go….

 

 

 

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8.  NFL NOTES:

****my REDSKINS beat the CHICAGO BEARS on sunday in a high flying event……and, of course, it’s the one game of the year I couldn’t watch……..i’m a bit worried…my SKINS go to DENVER and play PEYTON MANNING and the BRONCOS next week…….

****speaking of PEYTON and his team, they cruised into INDIANAPOLIS and were defeated by the COLTS….the fans had a fantastic tear jerking tribute to PEYTON MANNING before the game, but after the game started, ANDREW LUCK and the COLTS took it to them……..I agree with one sign last night……”THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT PEYTON BUILT.”  it’s true….COLT’S owner JIM IRSAY should shut his big pie hole and realize this…..

****and now, there is only one undefeated NFL team….who?  I would have never have guessed this in the off season….THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS….that’s right, last year’s punching bag is still undefeated….coach ANDY REID has this team believing in itself…..

****some quarterbacks went down yesterday…..JAY CUTLER from the BEARS…..SAM BRADFORD from the ST. LOUIS RAMS…..and sadly, REGGIE WAYNE from the COLTS has his season ended because of injury…the only bright spot? sources say that the RAMS want to sign TIM TEBOW….and you know about the “man crush” I have on him…….

****and tonight?  ESPN says is the “worst NFL matchup ever on MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.”  the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and the NEW YORK GIANTS….one win between them……i’m going to grab my pillow and blankey…..i’m pretty sure i’ll be taking a nice siesta during this so called “event.”

 

9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

(I WILL PAY FOR THAT ONE..)

 

OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

 

Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?”

The old woman replies shyly, “Depends… .”

“Depends on what?” he asks.

“On my bottom — where else?!”

 

HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYBODY…

 

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YEAH..I THINK THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP TODAY…….

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1.  HERE ARE TODAY’S FUNNIES….

 

I chalk the next one up to being one major OOOPPPPPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hmmm…I guess I know a few people who fit in the next category…..

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back when I was a kid, I didn’t get sent to “TIME OUT” in a corner…nope…THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED…..

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hmmm..the one on the right must be a “HOLLYWOOD PUMPKIN.”

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HEY, ANOTHER GREAT HALLOWEEN IDEA….

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2.  did you see the incredible story about a seal and a shark battling it out in the ocean?  it ended up being ONE SMART SEAL and ONE SUPER HUNGRY SHARK…by the way, the shark ended up going home hungry…check out these pictures….AMAZING….

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the seal actually BALANCES itself on the shark……and here’s the good news…..

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the end result……SEAL GO BYE BYE….SHARK GO TO FIND A FILET-O-FISH SANDWICH…..

 

3.  signs can be helpful…signs can be funny…and SIGNS CAN BE FUNNY, AND COINCIDENTAL….these are absolutely hilarious…and absolutely real….

 

duh…I can tell this happened by reading the sign…..

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it’s amazing how these burned out letters lined up……

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I wonder if these truckers even had a clue while they were driving by each other……

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I don’t know what is wrong with the next one…I mean, I always try to coordinate my clothes with the seat colors…..SHEESH……

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4.  I know we featured this guy a while ago, but we need to briefly do it again, because SIR ROGER MOORE is 86 years old today…..that seems unreal, doesn’t it?  that’s right, my favorite JAMES BOND of them all, is now closer to 90 than to 80….crazy……what a good looking guy back then……

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here’s SIR ROGER MOORE today at 86, including one with SIR MICHAEL CAINE, who is now 80 years old……my how time flies…..

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5.  hmm…must be “BRITISH DAY” today, because we have a lot of “SIRS.”  like the next one…..

 

SIR CLIFF RICHARD is 73 today…that’s right, another great star knighted by QUEEN ELIZABETH…….CLIFF RICHARD has been around the music scene now for over SIX DECADES……SIX DECADES…WOW….he kicked it off in 1959 with the hit “MOVE IT.”  here are some early photos…..

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remember some if his hits?  great stuff like “DADDY’S HOME”, “WE DON’T TALK ANYMORE”, “A LITTLE IN LOVE”, and these two great songs……

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I promise…some of his great songs are coming up…but first of all, let’s see what CLIFF RICHARD looks like today at 73……

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6.  alright, here’s my FAVORITE PART…playing music…..yeah……..do you remember CLIFF’S first hit called “MOVE IT?”  here it is…..he’s with his band “THE SHADOWS.”

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CLIFF RICHARD had a huge 70’s hit that i’m sure you can sing along with….”DEVIL WOMAN.”

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I love his music, but the next two are BY FAR, my FAVORITE SONGS….

 

here’s CLIFF RICHARD with “A LITTLE IN LOVE.”

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and finally, “WE DON’T TALK ANYMORE.”

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7.  well, I watched “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” this past weekend with BRUCE WILLIS hosting it….as I mentioned before, there’s a bundle of new people on the show….and it shows…..I didn’t find the show very funny….yes, there were moments, but I felt that BRUCE WILLIS was really struggling just being there….he seemed to kind of be on “cruise control”, instead of really stepping out and having fun……and, i’m not a big KATY PERRY fan, even though I think she’s very beautiful…..so, I didn’t get into her music that much….the hit of the night?  “WEEKEND UPDATE.”  the news stories were hilarious…….

 

8.  oh, but there’s something I really like about “SNL”……her name is CECILY STRONG…..this 29 year old, in my opinion, is one of the only big bright spots on the show so far……and, did I mention that she’s TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL?  oh yeah……

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9.  so, yesterday our church youth group’s pizzas came in from their pizza fundraiser….hundreds of pizzas were unloaded, and guess what?  SOME IDIOT FORGOT TO ORDER PIZZAS…yep..you guessed it….THEIR OWN PASTOR, YOURS TRULY, FORGOT TO ORDER PIZZAS…..I laughed out loud when I thought about it….oh well, next time I will order double!!!

 

10.  WHERE’S TIM TEBOW?  I know where he is…HAWAII….that’s right, one of my favorite football guys and favorite Christians, is vacationing in HAWAII with his family….nobody in the NFL came calling, so he’s taking some time off…..(hey, I would take time off from my job and go to HAWAII….anybody want to fork over some money?)…..anyway, TIM is looking great…check out these vacation photos….and don’t get the rumor mill going….the girl putting  suntan lotion on him is his sister……(being I put “hot” photos of CECILY STRONG, I thought I would do these for the ladies!!!)

 

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10.  speaking of the NFL….I have a few words about my favorite team changing their name….STOP IT…LEAVE IT ALONE…..I used to be a big fan of BOB COSTAS, but now after last night’s game, where he nailed my team in his halftime rant……and then, my skins lose….AND THIS SHOWS UP ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE…..

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HA HA…VERY FUNNY…actually it kind of was…..anyway, now people are coming out with “ideas” on what we should change our team name to…okay, have your fun…waste time coming up with names, IT’S NOT GOING TO CHANGE…it’s been over 80 years, and our owner DANIEL SNYDER says it “will not change, as long as he owns the team.”  WAY TO GO DANIEL….we don’t agree on much, but on this one, we do….here are a couple of ideas that people came up with…..

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11.  speaking of changes, the NFL has announced their new “PRO BOWL JERSEYS”….I have to admit…these are kind of HOT….

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12.  HOW ABOUT SOME NFL NOTES….

 

****my team is horrible…my REDSKINS lost to our arch rival DALLAS COWBOYS last night…and not only lost, but had our butts pretty well handed back to us…..I knew we were screwed when we had fourth down and two yard to go for a touchdown and we kicked a field goal….c’mon people…if you don’t get the touchdown, at least you have the COWBOYS pinned at the two yard line…..GEEZ….KYLE SHANAHAN’S play calling is in shambles….we looked like a team that is in total disarray……

****speaking of teams in total disarray, the MINNESOTA VIKINGS were manhandled by the CAROLINA PANTHERS at home in the METRODOME….I almost want to sell my REDSKINS/VIKINGS tickets for November….that’s going to be one crappy game if this keeps up…….and everyone’s hearts are broken for ADRIAN PETERSON..his two year old son was beaten to death in SOUTH DAKOTA….SIOUX FALLS to be exact…..sources at TMZ.COM are saying that the very first time that ADRIAN had seen his son was when he was on life support….he apparently didn’t know until recently…heartbreaking……

****HOUSTON TEXAN’S fans are under fire right now……in their loss yesterday, they also lost their quarterback MATT SHAUB, who was injured…..as he laid on the ground injured, some of the crowd began to cheer, which really lit up the team members…they blasted the crowd after the game…..as they should have…..there’s no place for actions like this…….

****it seems the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS are for real….they are now 6-0 after winning TWO GAMES ALL LAST YEAR….I guess that coach ANDY REID is a mastermind after all……I had the CHIEF’S defense in on fantasy football this past weekend, and they garnered me 27 points…..that’s HUGE for a defense…….

****the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS beat the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS with five seconds left in the game…truthfully, I wanted the SAINTS to win, but this was one heck of a finish…..

****I cannot wait for next sunday night….the DENVER BRONCOS at the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS….in addition to being an incredibly good game, it’s PEYTON MANNING’S first trip back to INDY…should be very emotional….

 

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

my REDSKINS are a good football team…….

 

okay, and now here’s a real one…..

 

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.  

He replied, “No thanks.  I don’t drink.  I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.”  

So the bartender said, “Well, would you like a cigarette?” 

But the man said, “No thanks.  I don’t smoke.  I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.”

The bartender asked him if he’d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, “No thanks.  I don’t like pool.  I tried it once, but I didn’t like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be here at all, but I’m waiting for my son.”

The bartender said, “Your only son, I’m guessing.”

 

HAVE A TREMENDOUS WEEK…

 

JAY DEAN

 

 

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1.  HOW ABOUT SOME FUNNIES FOR YOU?

 

well, if I was a kid, I might be scared to eat at this place….

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AH, YES…finally, a place to eat that satisfies EVERY person’s response to “where do you want to eat?”

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how can you argue with this kid’s reasoning?

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hmmm….this next one has a point!!!

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and, this next one has a point, too….get it?  A POINT?

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2.  IT’S BLIZZARD TIME IN SOUTH DAKOTA….seriously, I am NOT ready for this crap…..west river SOUTH DAKOTA got buried in, from what we hear, up to 50 inches of snow…FIFTY INCHES…..the good thing about west river, is that the snow usually melts in the next few days…it doesn’t stick around very long……unlike where we live in east river, where the snow starts and stays until April or May….yuck…..anyway, here are a couple of pictures from the blizzard late last week……by the way, some communities out west are STILL without power today…….I feel bad for them……

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THIS NEXT ONE IS UNREAL…this is a photo from interstate 90 exit 60….

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and this is about what it is…..our SOUTH DAKOTA forecast…it’s not real, but last week it seemed like it…..we had snow in the west, heavy rain in the east, and tornadoes down south….all in the same day!!!

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3.  alright, this government shutdown is starting to make my blood boil….CONGRESS acts like a bunch of little babies…..fighting back and forth….arguing with one another…going on tv and in other forms of media and doing their name calling and blame game….it’s sickening…….A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT WORKING IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE…seriously, that’s why we voted them in office……if I had my way, this next one would come true…..

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and then, to make me even angrier, some of our nation’s finest, including the top office, are weighing in on the REDSKIN’S name change…..ummm…..FOCUS ON WHAT’S IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW…DO YOUR JOB….

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I honestly thought that this would end after one day, or TWO DAYS MAX….well, I didn’t give our leaders enough credit…negative credit I mean…….c’mon WASHINGTON….get it done…get people back to work…figure this out…work together…..your future in CONGRESS depends on it!!!

 

4.  CASEY KASEM is one of the legends in broadcasting…he was the host of “AMERICAN TOP 40” for decades, and as a broadcaster, he is a true inspiration….well, if you have seen news on him recently, it’s not good…in addition to being extremely sick with advance Parkinson’s disease, CASEY’S family is fighting….apparently his wife, JEAN KASEM is not letting his kids or other family members see him….the family has been picketing outside of CASEY’S home….I truly cannot even imagine how someone can keep their husband’s kids from seeing him……I hope these kids get in soon….I would hate to see something happen to this awesome man without the kids being by his side…I hope that JEAN wises up soon and opens the doors to the kids…here are the kids and family picketing…..

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here’s an early picture of CASEY KASEM and his kids…and a fairly recent one of CASEY AND JEAN…

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5.  during this unfortunate break from doing my blog, I had a chance to see a movie with my beautiful sister, gorgeous niece and her man….we went to see “INSIDEOUS CHAPTER TWO”…..

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here’s my review…..I enjoyed it…kind of……the other three said it was “horrifying”….I didn’t feel that way…it had some creepy moments, but it had some confusing moments, including one where an adult version of a person was standing by his child image…..that messed with my mind….I didn’t think it was as scary as  the first one, but It was a decent horror movie, and they don’t come along very often…….and by the way, it left the door COMPLETELY open for number three…..hopefully number three will bring back the horror of the first one……do I recommend it?  certainly…it was good…just not what I expected……

 

6.  it’s crazy watching our music legends age….(thank goodness we don’t, right?  ha ha)….this past Saturday, STEVE MILLER of “THE STEVE MILLER BAND”, hit a milestone…he turned 70….SEVENTY…and is still rockin’ his heart out on the concert trail…….we saw him in BISMARCK a few years back, and I would love to see him next summer in an outdoor setting…that would ROCK….here’s some early albums, and songs, and pictures of STEVE MILLER…..

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and here’s STEVE MILLER today at 70…..that just seems weird to say….

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7.  why, of course, I won’t disappoint you…..enjoy some STEVE MILLER BAND music….

 

here’s the all time classic song, “THE JOKER.”

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my personal favorite is “ROCK-N-ME”….

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THE “STEVE MILLER BAND” rocked the 70’s…but also creeped into the 80’s with great songs like “ABRACADABRA.”

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8.  well, i’m in the minority at home, but I love SCARLETT JOHANSSON…I think she is incredibly beautiful, my other family members do not feel as strongly as I do….obviously some people do, because SCARLETT was once again, named ESQUIRE magazine’s SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE………she also won this honor back in 2006….winning it twice should say something……

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9.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
GOOD TO HAVE THE BLOG GOING AGAIN……remember, if you want to chat with me, just e-mail me at:  jayhaaland64@yahoo.com  I usually try to respond to everybody……
HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEK!!!
JAY DEAN