RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR TUESDAY JUNE 17TH, 2014

HAPPY TUESDAY…HERE’S A LITTLE ADVICE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. LET’S TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE……

“WAX ON, WAX OFF.”

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All I can say about this is…..OUCH!!!!

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Hmmm…I guess this sign gets right to the point……

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AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED…….

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THIS IS A GOOD ONE!!!

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Sounds like this guy has had a “RUFF DAY.” (wow, that was bad…even for me…)

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and, finally…MEN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

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2. And, it looks like another one of JAY DEAN’S dream will come true……..

NEYLAND STADIUM…HERE WE COME….hopefully……A couple of friends from my HECLA church may join my wife and I for a trip to see my TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS play football in KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE…This has been something I have wanted to do for decades…….When I watch the games on TV, I get excited seeing the “sea of orange.”

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I will let you know in the coming days if this pans out…..If so, you’ll probably be able to hear me screaming from where you live!!! It’s looking like a good fall for yours truly……VOLS game…..REDSKINS vs. TITANS game in D.C……REDSKINS vs. VIKINGS in MINNEAPOLIS…..can’t wait…..

3. I hate repeating myself, but I feel that I must……

SENATOR HARRY REID…..SHUT UP!!!!

What a clown….With all the problems in this country, one of our biggest leaders cannot let go of the REDSKINS name….Now, this idiot says that he will “not attend a REDSKINS game until the name changes.” OOH, I BET THAT UPSET REDSKINS OFFICIALS….One less hot airbag politician at the games…….What a tragedy….

Here’s the deal….number one, SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER….number two, this country is in shambles……DO YOUR JOB!!! You were elected to fix the country’s problems and take care of ALL the people of this country, not worry about some football team’s name…….

All of these people who take on one single issue instead of the “big picture” should be voted out of office……It’s ridiculous……

4. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS….Champions for a FIFTH TIME….

DYNASTY? quite possibly……

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It is so refreshing to see a team win a championship, when the team is quiet and unassuming…..The players get the job done without being cocky or rude……They keep their mouths shut and do the job on the court……REFRESHING….AND NOT SEEN VERY OFTEN….Congrats SPURS…..

5. HERE’S MY FUNNY MOMENT OF THE WEEK……

I was texting a church member and I said these words into my phone…( I have the luxury of voice messages that transcribe into text words.)

“I remember looking out during church today and seeing him sitting all by himself in a pew.”

Here’s what actually was sent…..

“I remember going to war with a chicken sandwich sitting all by himself in the back pew.”

HILARIOUS, RIGHT? I have absolutely no idea how these words could come out of that sentence, but it has sure gave us quite a few good laughs………

6. Some sad news to report in the entertainment world and the sporting world……You know how you hear that deaths “go in three’s?”….Well, ironically, I have three for you….

First of all, legendary radio host CASEY KASEM died this past weekend at the age of 82….He had been in failing health……..

LET THE FIGHTING BEGIN….It is going to be ugly between his kids and his wife over his money and possessions….

But, we will focus on the positive….What a legendary voice……Not only was he the voice of “AMERICAN TOP FORTY” for decades, but he was also the voice of “SHAGGY” on “SCOOBY DOO.”

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In fact, you wouldn’t believe the voices that CASEY KASEM handled…..

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Here is a fairly recent picture of CASEY KASEM…You can see that he has gotten a lot older and a lot more frail……

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Also, the only NFL coach to win four Super Bowl’s has died….PITTSBURGH STEELERS coach CHUCK NOLL died at the age of 82 as well…..He is the coach who had the pleasure of coaching TERRY BRADSHAW, FRANCO HARRIS, “THE STEEL CURTAIN” and many more Hall of Fame players….In fact, CHUCK NOLL himself is in the Hall…Elected in 1993……

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And, yesterday we were all saddened to hear of the passing of “MR. PADRE”…..TONY GWYNN spent his entire career in SAN DIEGO, playing baseball for the PADRES….He was instrumental in the community, and had a shy, unassuming appeal to him….He was literally a friend to everyone…….

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TONY GWYNN died of cancer yesterday at the age of 54…..Wow, that’s young…..

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7. And now, another round of “WHERE ARE THEY NOW?”

Today? SANDY DUNCAN….Yeah, SANDY DUNCAN…..You probably remember this peppy little fireball from the Broadway play “PETER PAN”, or maybe from the TV show, “THE HOGAN FAMILY.” She also was a celebrity guest on “SCOOBY DOO” when they had celebrity guest stars……

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“THE HOGAN FAMILY” was actually called “VALERIE” for the first year, as the star of the show was VALERIE HARPER….However, a squabble with producers ended her stint on the show, and SANDY DUNCAN was brought onboard as the “aunt” who came to help out with the family……And yes, that’s JASON BATEMAN with her…..

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SANDY DUNCAN has been nominated for three Tony’s, two Emmy’s, and two Golden Globes…..

SANDY DUNCAN is still out there working…She is now 68 years old…..

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8. Well, it’s under a month for our weeklong summer vacation…..I have been so looking forward to this vacation…I need a break…My battery is at zero…..It can be tough and grueling taking care of three churches and working a full time job as well…But, I’m not complaining….I LOVE what I do….I just need a break……

Four couples from our community are going to WALKER, MINNESOTA to rent a home and go to “MOONDANCE JAM” and watch the likes of REO SPEEDWAGON, FOREIGNER, STYX and many more…..

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9. Are you ready for this? Are you sitting down? BARRY MANILOW IS 71 TODAY….Seventy one!!! That seems unreal……BARRY MANILOW started out as the bandleader for BETTE MIDLER, and of course, went on to have multi million sellers like “MANDY”, “READY TO TAKE A CHANCE AGAIN”, “COPACABANA”, and literally dozens and dozens more……

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And, my favorite BARRY MANILOW album….A great one from 1978…….

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Here is BARRY MANILOW today at 71…Hmmmmm….He MAY have had some work done…ha ha…..

This even includes a photo opportunity with BARRY GIBB and my sweetheart, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN…..

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10. CRANK UP THE SPEAKERS…IT’S BARRY MANILOW MUSIC TIME!!!

Here is his first big hit….A song that was big, I believe over in Scotland…But there it was called “BRANDY.” BARRY changed it to “MANDY”, and the rest, as they say, is history……

BARRY MANILOW wrote the songs that whole world sang along with……

I love this one…”CAN’T SMILE WITHOUT YOU.”

and finally, one of my faves…”EVEN NOW.”

11. JOKE OF THE DAY:

How can you get 40 old ladies to swear out loud in unison? Just yell “BINGO.”

OK..ONE MORE…..

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor.

But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”

She says, “Well, my mom died.”

He told her to go home but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”

About an hour later her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”

And she says, “Well, I just talked to my sister, and her mom died too!”

HAVE A GLORIOUS WEEK!!!

JAY DEAN

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