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1. the warner high school had thier christmas concert last night….it was INCREDIBLE…the warner band and chorus do such a wonderful job and the concert really put me in the christmas mood….kudos to mrs. schwan for the superb job she does with the kids…..
2. my sister krista graduates from northern state tomorrow morning…we’re having a reception in warner…we’re all so proud of her, and now it’s time to get into the real world…ha ha
3. my favorites:
boxers or briefs? definetly briefs
popcorn or peanuts? BOTH
january or july? july
pizza or a sharp razor to the eye? pizza
dallas cowboys or new york yankees? NEITHER
4. “the day the earth stood still” starring keanu reeves opens tonight at carmike cinema 9 theaters…i cannot decide if i want to see that or not…some days it looks good to me, and some days i couldn’t care less….we’ll probably end up going just for the popcorn….
5. here’s the SHOCKER of the day…terrell owens of the cowboys is unhappy? NO WAY….THAT’S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE…i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again…terrell owens is a ‘cancer’ on any team that he plays on…as soon as team starts losing, or he doesn’t get the ball as many times as he wants, he starts crying like a little baby….i just wish that he would retire and go away….there’s a lot better athletes out there that deserve the spotlight over this creep…..
6. bob barker is 85 today….”GUY WEARING DEPENDS, COME ON DOWN…”
7. oscar meyer is now hiring drivers to drive “the weinermobile.” i’m sorry, i thought that the weinermobile was any vehicle that scott solberg is driving…
8. an austrian actor almost died on stage when a prop knife was accidentally replaced by a real knife…wow…this is the same reason why i don’t want to go see “the nutcracker.”
9. dallas cowboys defender adam ‘pacman’ jones hurt his neck in last week’s loss to pittsburgh…this is the worst kind of injury for a player like pacman…if he can’t turn his head, he can’t see the police coming….
10. JOKE OF THE DAY:
An Irishman who had a little to much to drink is driving home from the city
one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop
pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across
his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND, AND REPORT BACK FOR DUTY HERE AT 6AM MONDAY MORNING….