random thoughts for friday december 12th, 2008

HERE’S MY IDEA FOR TODAY…YOU BUY A HOT TUB FROM CLEAR BLUE RETREAT AND I’LL COME OVER AND SIT IN IT…ISN’T THAT AN AWESOME PLAN?  CHECK OUT THE BEAUTIFUL HOT TUBS TODAY AT CLEAR BLUE RETREAT, SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN, IN THE OLD DEPOT BUILDING.

1.  the warner high school had thier christmas concert last night….it was INCREDIBLE…the warner band and chorus do such a wonderful job and the concert really put me in the christmas mood….kudos to mrs. schwan for the superb job she does with the kids…..

2.  my sister krista graduates from northern state tomorrow morning…we’re having a reception in warner…we’re all so proud of her, and now it’s time to get into the real world…ha ha

3.  my favorites:

boxers or briefs?  definetly briefs

popcorn or peanuts?  BOTH

january or july?  july

pizza or a sharp razor to the eye?  pizza

dallas cowboys or new york yankees?  NEITHER

4.  “the day the earth stood still” starring keanu reeves opens tonight at carmike cinema 9 theaters…i cannot decide if i want to see that or not…some days it looks good to me, and some days i couldn’t care less….we’ll probably end up going just for the popcorn….

5.  here’s the SHOCKER of the day…terrell owens of the cowboys is unhappy?  NO WAY….THAT’S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE…i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again…terrell owens is a ‘cancer’ on any team that he plays on…as soon as  team starts losing, or he doesn’t get the ball as many times as he wants, he starts crying like a little baby….i just wish that he would retire and go away….there’s a lot better athletes out there that deserve the spotlight over this creep…..

6.  bob barker is 85 today….”GUY WEARING DEPENDS, COME ON DOWN…”

7.  oscar meyer is now hiring drivers to drive “the weinermobile.”  i’m sorry, i thought that the weinermobile was any vehicle that scott solberg is driving…

8.  an austrian actor almost died on stage when a prop knife was accidentally replaced by a real knife…wow…this is the same reason why i don’t want to go see “the nutcracker.”

9.  dallas cowboys defender adam ‘pacman’ jones hurt his neck in last week’s loss to pittsburgh…this is the worst kind of injury for a player like pacman…if he can’t turn his head, he can’t see the police coming….

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

An Irishman who had a little to much to drink is driving home from the city
one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop
pulls him over.
     “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
     “Why, I’ve been to the pub of course” slurs the drunk.
     “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this
evening.”
     “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
     “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across
his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
     “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d
gone deaf.”

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND, AND REPORT BACK FOR DUTY HERE AT 6AM MONDAY MORNING….

jay dean

random thoughts for thursday december 11th, 2008

AHHH…IMAGINE, RELAXING IN YOUR OWN HOT TUB FROM CLEAR BLUE RETREAT SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN….HEY, WHY NOT SUPRISE YOUR BETTER HALF WITH A BRAND NEW HOT TUB FOR CHRISTMAS?  IT COULD REKINDLE THE ROMANCE, TOO….I’M ALL FOR THAT…..

1.  you had better get out and enjoy the thirties today and tomorrow, because a cold front is coming thru later this weekend…in fact, THE HIGH for monday will only be FOUR BELOW ZERO….yuck…i’m not ready for this…..

2.  christmas day is exactly two weeks from today, and i haven’t recieved one single gift from my listeners yet…ha ha…i’m sure that it was lost in the mail…..by the way, i have not started shopping yet..do you know why?  because it’s not 3pm on christmas eve yet….

3.  the second illinois governor in a row is in legal troubles…the current governor of illinois was ARRESTED on corruption charges……what’s wrong with him?  does he think he’s in congress?  i think it’s time for all citizens of america to clean house…..

4.  i had confirmation classes last night in hecla and had the best talk ever with my four students….it was wonderful…then after that we had youth group, and i’ll tell you this….whenever pastor ryan mutzenberger leaves the area, there are going to be some really big shoes to fill….he makes youth group so much fun with the cool games he comes up with…..we’re even having dinner together today at the millstone at noon…..

5.  i know this is my death sentence, but i have gone to hecla two days in a row and i haven’t seen a deer yet….crap…i just jinxed myself…i’ll probably hit like a dozen of them the next time i go…..

6.  we are a little over a month away from going to see ac/dc in concert at the fargodome…i’m getting myself prepared for the concert by cranking my headphones so loud that it makes my ears bleed….

7.  tyler and mitchell’s christmas concert is tonight at the warner school…uh oh…another finality in tyler’s senior year….i wonder if i can make it thru the night without shedding any tears….

8.  cops in phoenix have seized a fake UPS truck that was loaded with marijuana…..they should have taken the hint by looking at the slogan on the side of the truck that said, “what can brown doobies do for you?”

9.  you can’t make crap like this up….a spokane woman was convicted of attempted smuggling after she was discovered returning from thailand with A MONKEY UNDER HER BLOUSE…..oh my, so so so many jokes, so little time…..

10.  the nfl is cutting 10 percent of it’s staff…the nfl teams, as well, are cutting unnecessary expenses…like the lights on the cincinnati bengals and detroit lions side of the scoreboard…..

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY…..

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a
table. He has the  biggest feet she’s ever seen.
     The woman asks the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big
feet.
     The cowboy says, “Sure is, why don’t you come back to my place and let me
prove it?”
     The woman figures why not and spends the night with him.
     The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.
     Blushing, he says, “Nobody has ever paid me for my services before. I’m
flattered.”
     The woman replies, “Well, don’t be. Take this money and buy yourself some
boots that fit.

HAVE A SOOPER DOOPER THURSDAY…

jay dean


random thoughts for wednesday december 10th, 2008

CLEAR BLUE RETREAT BRINGS YOU TODAY’S BLOG….IN THE MOOD TO SOAK IN A HOT TUB?  NEED TO RELAX AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK?  THERE’S NO BETTER WAY THAN A NEW HOT TUB FROM CLEAR BLUE RETREAT ON SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN IN THE OLD DEPOT BUILDING….

1.  the absolute best ice cream in a fast food restraunt?  easy choice…DAIRY QUEEN….

2.  why can’t computer nerds leave well enough along…i’m getting so torked off trying to read newspapers on my computer in the morning, when pop ups come on telling me that there is a “virus” in my computer and i need this service right away….and then when you click “no thanks” it exits out of what you were looking at….i’d like to meet these computer hackers in a back alley sometime…..

3.  i hope that all local stores are having a wonderful christmas season financially….you hate to see anybody struggle, so i hope there’s enough money to go around and keep everybody happy….

4.  i had a blast again at centsable fashions yesterday broadcasting ‘live’….those three girls are nuts…they are so much fun……i even found a leather jacket that i like, but it’s a little tight in the midsection…hmmm…i wonder why that is?

5.  the world gets so busy that you sometimes forget to relax and do stuff that you love…when i was younger i used to love lying outside on the grass gazing up at the stars…..it was so peaceful, but yet i haven’t done it for years….and i doubt i’ll do it right now with snow and cold…hopefully in the spring and summer i’ll remember to do that….

6.  the governor of illinois has been arrested on corruption charges….c’mon people…you are elected to watch over your people and help people, not help yourselves…..i think it’s time to clean out all of the politicians who are corrupt and start putting normal, good thinking, honest people in power….

7.  speaking of that, president bush said that the government is focusing on the root causes of the economic meltdown….it’s going to take a while, however, because not everybody in congress has a mirror on them……..

8.  and speaking of that again, new york congressman vito fossella will spend five days in jail for drunk driving….he will be among thugs, con men, and other lowlifes…and then once he leaves capitol hill, it’s on to prison….

9.  oprah winfrey admits that she has blossomed up to 200 pounds again…you could tell that she had let herself go…this past year she started out every interview with “are you going to finish that?”

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY….

the scene is a dark jungle in africa, with four tigers walking in a straight line thru the jungle…the tiger in the back gets too close to the one in front of him and ends up licking the tiger’s butt…the other tiger turns around and says, “hey, cut that out you pervert…”  they walk a little further and the last tiger again licks the butt of the tiger in front of him….this time the tiger turns around and says, “good gravy man, what the hell is wrong with you?”  the the third tiger said, “i’m sorry, but i just ate a radio announcer a few minutes ago, and i’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth….”   HEY……

that’s all for now…have a nice warm, pleasant wednesday…

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for tuesday december 9th, 2008

IT IS DEFINETLY HOT TUB WEATHER….I WAS CRAVING ONE YESTERDAY…BUT WHERE OH WHERE COULD I GET ONE?  HA HA…OBVIOUSLY CLEAR BLUE RETREAT, SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN IN THE OLD DEPOT BUILDING….

1.  you can tell i’m getting older…..yesterday while slipping and sliding on the ice, i was thinking about how easy it would be to break a bone……uh oh, here comes old age……

2.  i’m going to be broadcasting today at centsable fashions on sixth avenue in aberdeen just east of kesslers today from 11-2…it’s their big 25 percent off sale…hope to see you there….

3.  minnesota vikings player visanthe shiancoe showed a little more than he wanted to on sunday….tv crews were in the vikings locker room after the game, and shiancoe was standing there with no towel on…ooops……hmmm…now i see why he’s a “tight end.”

4.  we had washing machine issues this weekend, so i called lang’s and they sent a tech out to fix it yesterday….his name was joel….and he was easily the nicest kindest person that has ever worked on an appliance in our home…..lang’s should be proud of workers like him….

5.  i don’t know how much one family can take…a thief river falls couple has had their daughter missing for over two months….everyone is looking for her and nobody can find her…they have set up a website, rewards and everything to try to find her, but to no avail….then this weekend, another daughter was killed in a traffic accident…..how horrible…..you really feel for this family….

6.  “two and a half men” was hilarious last night…i still think it’s one of the two or three best shows on tv….a bit dirty, though…..

7.  barrack o’bama said that he’ll honor the “no smoking” policy in the white house, even though he hasn’t quit smoking…..it’s better to honor that rule…bill clinton told him that hillary gets angry at the thought of cigars in the oval office….

8.  a pennsylvania women is suing a sports bar after she got stuck in a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke….wow…first the texas longhorns and now this….nobody seems to like the bowl they are in….

9.  a woman who worked as a maid for adolph hitler in the 30’s claims that he was a great boss…she’s just name dropping…we’ve all had bosses like hitler…..

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY….

this man walks into his kitchen one morning to find his wife in her housecoat standing by the stove…she turns around, starts unbuttoning her housecoat and tells her husband she wants to fool around…so they fool around in the kitchen, and afterwards the man asks the woman why she got so frisky in the kitchen….the wife told him, “because the egg timer was broken…..”  think about it…ha ha

THAT’S IT FOR NOW…I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE WARM TUESDAY…

jay dean

random thoughts for monday december 8th, 2008

CLEAR BLUE RETREAT ON SOUTH MAIN BRINGS YOU TODAY’S DAILY BLOG….READY FOR A HOT TUB?  I CERTAINLY AM…NOTHING AT THE END OF THE BUSY WORK DAY BEATS RELAXING IN A NEW HOT TUB FROM CLEAR BLUE RETREAT.

1.  hope you all had a great weekend…..we had a great one…went pretty quickly though……here are some of the highlights.

2.  my wife jeannie had her christmas party friday night at the ward hotel.  good food…good times….good laughs…..i had a crappy friday, so it was fun to relax and laugh and have a good time.

3.  last night we REALLY had fun…we had a christmas party at our home with a few of our friends from warner attending….we don’t get together enough with friends…but that’s what the christmas season is about, isn’t it?

4.  my nfl games didn’t quite go like i thought they would….my skins looked like dog crap last night against baltimore……the vikes barely squeezed by detroit…i actually picked detroit to win, and i think they had the game deep into the game……

5.  at our christmas party last night, we were watching the dallas cowboys-pittsburgh steelers game, and as it was tied in the final two minutes, i told my friends that my fantasy team could really use a pittsburgh interception and touchdown…on the very next play it happened exactly like i said….my team is now 21 points ahead of jay kleinknecht’s team…tonight he has steve smith of carolina…my team is done….i wonder if steve smith still has 21 points left in him….hopefully not…ha ha

6.  jeannie and i had a nice day saturday….we both, along with donna rozell, took about 30 warner church kids to dinner in aberdeen, and then shopping for the less fortunate…that’s another great thing about this christmas season….giving and not recieving….

7.  congress demanded a plan from the big 3 automakers that increases their efficiency so they can be financially sound….if i was the big 3 i would have said, “YOU FIRST…”

8.  a new survey reveals that while they’re at work, one in four employees surf the internet for porn…the other three have them bookmarked…ha ha

9.  O.J. SIMPSON IS GOING TO JAIL…now there’s a new slogan in las vegas…what happens in vegas stays in vegas…for 9 to 33 years……

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A couple had been debating buying a car for weeks.
    But he wanted a truck.  She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck.  Everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.
    “Look!”  She said.  “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few
seconds.  Nothing else will do.  My birthday is coming up so surprise me!”
    He did just that.  For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
scale.
    Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW……ENJOY YOUR MONDAY…

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for friday december 5th, 2008

HAVE YOU STOPPED BY CLEAR BLUE RETREAT YET?  IF NOT, SHAME ON YOU…HA HA….YOUR HOT TUB HEADQUARTERS IS CLEAR BLUE RETREAT…THEY ARE LOCALLY OWNED, HAVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS, AND WILL BE HERE FOR YEARS….CLEAR BLUE RETREAT, SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN, IN THE OLD DEPOT BUILDING……

1.  remember when i talked about that rubber snake that we all took turns hiding to scare each other?  well, i’m sad to say that now it’s escalated to a RUBBER RAT…darn things looks awful real…..and i hate hate hate rats…..so, i’m very careful in opening drawers, going in my closet, and pulling the sheets down….man, oh man, my house is fun……..

2.  christmas party season begins tonight for us…we have jeannie’s christmas party tonight, and we’re throwing a party in our home on sunday….i’m actually missing the radio station party because we had ours booked first…..time to loosen up the belt…..

3.  as you know, all four of us are huge fans of “the office” starring steve carrell….in fact, we rush home from burger night at big d’s in warner so we don’t miss an episode.  last night’s episode of ‘the office’ was the best one of the season….you know it’s good when you watch it, dvr it, and watch it again as soon as it ends…

4.  hubcityradio.com is undergoing a change…we’ll have a brand new look very soon….however, my daily blog won’t change…other than a couple of people are talking about making my senior picture the place where you click to get to the site….that would scare people away, unless you like permed hair and a powder blue suit….

5.  the nfl “flex program” allows them to move games around to get the boring games off of tv….this sunday night it was supposed to be the new england patriots playing the seattle seahawks, but that is going to be a bloodbath……so they moved my washington redskins into primetime sunday night as they tangle with the baltimore ravens…c’mon skins, pick up a win….they’re still in the hunt for a wildcard position in the playoffs, but if they continue to play mediocre and lose games, they’ll be done again….

6.  to convince congress to bail out automakers, the ‘uaw’ agreed to get rid of a program that kept paying laid-off workers 95 percent of their salaries…that’s shocking…you’d think that congress would be sympathetic to the idea of paying people for not doing anything…..

7.  a swedish woman is protesting after a government doctor stopped her disability payments, saying that her neck pain wasn’t caused by a car wreck…the doctor said that all she needs to do is get her gigantic breasts reduced….after this announcement, her protests will be joined by every man in sweden.

8.  hugh jackman was named people’s sexiest man alive…how the hell do i keep missing this list?

9.  a new study finds that older people tend to feel 13 years younger than they actually are…unless you’re madonna, she just likes to feel somebody who is 13 years younger…..

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY….

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his
money and was a real miser.  He loved money more than just about anything.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen.  When I die, I want
you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.  I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me.”
He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all
of the money in the casket with him.
When he did die, she sat at the ceremony next to her friend.  After the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
said, “Wait just a minute!”  She brought a box over and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.  Her
friend said, “I hope you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with
your husband!”
She said, “Listen, I’m a Christian.  I can’t go back on my word.  I
promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with
him!!!!?”
“I sure did,” said the wife.  “I wrote him a check.”

HAVE A SUPERB WEEKEND, EVERYBODY…

jay dean

random thoughts for thursday december 4th, 2008

IT’S CHILLY….NOTHING WOULD WARM YOU UP LIKE A DIP IN YOUR BRAND NEW HOT TUB FROM CLEAR BLUE RETREAT ON SOUTH MAIN IN ABERDEEN……DOESN’T THAT SOUND GOOD?  STOP IN AND SEE THE LOCALLY OWNED, LOCALLY MANAGED CLEAR BLUE RETREAT IN THE OLD DEPOT BUILDING…..

1.  the american news has the five finalists for president of northern state university…i know who i’m pulling for….my good friend alan lafave is in the running……he would be an excellent choice to lead nsu into the future…..not saying that northern would do this, but the trend in america lately is not to hire from within, and i find that a crying shame……mr. lafave is very respected by people in the community and that’s a huge plus in being president.

2. I HAVE A NEW PROJECT FOR YOU LISTENERS…..do me a favor, and drop a pair of gloves or mittens off at dacotah prairie museum for their mitten tree….all mittens and gloves will be donated to those who need them…..let’s blow the museum away and bring in a whole bunch of gloves and mittens…maybe collect from everyone at work and take a bundle in…..

3.  yesterday i stopped at the alexander mitchell public library and checked out my first books since getting my library card…the girls there are so much fun……when i walked in, the beauty at the front desk, pointed across the library and said, “the ramona quimby books are downstairs.”  she heard me say on the radio that they were my favorite books when i was young.  but my wife stole the show last night…when i walked in the house and announced that i checked out some books she laughed and said, “WHAT ARE THEY?  PICTURE BOOKS?  ” she’s such a comedian.

4.  i know a couple of people who like to tell lies…do you know how i can tell that they’re lying?  their lips are moving…..

5.  do you know what i like best about teaching confirmation?  besides the wonderful kids, it’s nice to re-learn about stories in the bible.  i know most of them, but i’ve forgotten some of the details…a refresher course is good for anyone….

6.  last night between houghton and highway 281 i saw the biggest buck deer i have ever seen….the rack on this deer was incredible, and it looked like it had a white beard…..i actually thought it was a moose, and i was pulling over grabbing my cell phone camera….then i realized that it was a huge huge deer, and it ran away before i could snap a picture….

7.  a new study finds that the video game ‘guitar hero’ encourages young people to pick up the real instruments….now parents are hoping for a game called “vacuum hero.”

8.  a man in indiantown florida was arrested for shoving a sweet potato pie in his girlfriends face after an argument on thanksgiving day…his defense?  “I YAM WHAT I YAM.”  oooh…that was bad..

9.  adam “pacman” jones has returned to the dallas cowboys roster…some of his friends and teammates are pretty sure that jones is still hanging around the strip clubs…do you know how?  he asked to be paid in dollar bills…….

10.  JOKE OF THE DAY….

A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog
expression.
The bartender asked, “What’s the matter? Are you having troubles with your
wife?”
The man said, “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn’t going to
speak to me for a month.”
The bartender said, “That should make you happy.”
The man sadly shook his head and said, “Not when the month is up today!”

GOOD ONE….ANYWAY, HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY…TUNE IN FOR A WILD AND CRAZY FRIDAY MORNING PARTY TOMORROW MORNING…

jay dean