random thoughts for FRIDAY january 27th, 2012

I CAN SMELL THE WEEKEND!!! (either that or i forgot my deodorant again….)

 

1.  HERE COME YOUR FRIDAY FUNNIES!!!

 

2.  we begin our blog with some sad news…one of the SWEATHOGS has died….actor ROBERT HEGYES, who played “EPSTEIN” died of a massive heart attack yesterday. he was 60 years old….

see if you remember him from “WELCOME BACK KOTTER.”

here he is in a recent picture….

 

3.  happy birthday wishes are going out on saturday to actress SUSAN HOWARD…she played “DONNA KREBS” on the tv show “DALLAS.”   one report says she is 70 on saturday, the other says she is 67…..let’s just say…umm…SHE’S 68 AND A HALF…ha ha…actually i found another site that said she’s 67, so let’s go with that…

here she is from the hit tv show…

and here is SUSAN HOWARD recently…

 

4.  actor MARC SINGER turns 64 this sunday…..i first heard about him when he appeared in one of my favorite movies when i was a kid…it was a tearjerker called “SOMETHING FOR JOEY.”

it’s the story of football star JOHN CAPPELLETTI and his brother JOEY who had an incurable disease….when CAPPELLETTI received the HEISMAN trophy, he broke down and dedicated it to his brother….heartbreaking and heartwarming both at the same time….

MARC SINGER also appeared in the tv show “V” back in the 80′s.

and, he was the “BEASTMASTER.”

 

here’s MARC SINGER today on the weekend of birthday number 64.

 

5.  ANOTHER KINK IN MY WEEKEND…HA HA..

we leave this morning for our sales seminar this weekend in MINNEAPOLIS, and i told you this week that i’m taking my nieces to see the movie “THE DEVIL INSIDE”, because i really want to see it….

well, while checking out the theaters in the MALL OF AMERICA, i found out that one of the theaters has seats that vibrate, and move during the rough scenes of a movie….sounds cool…

the movie playing saturday night is LIAM NEESON’S new one called ‘THE GREY.” 

i had no intention of seeing this movie, but my son MITCHELL saw it last night and said it was INCREDIBLE….hmm….and the seating sounds interesting at the theater….read the blog next week to see what i finally went to see…i’m serious torn right now…..but hopefully i’ll heal….

6.  my wife lost her godfather and a very special aunt just a few days apart this week….tough week….if you read the paper lately, or listen to my obituary show on KSDN AM 930, you will notice that there has been an abundance of deaths in our area recently….sources tell me that right after the holidays during the colder weather it always increases…

7.  HILARY CLINTON says she’s stepping out of politics and won’t be serving a second term as SECRETARY OF STATE…she wants to stay home and spend more quality time yelling at BILL….

8.  a FOUR YEAR OLD preschooler in CONNECTICUT took nine bags of marijuana to school for show and tell…ha ha…on a positive note, it’s good to see kids planning for college early….

9.  researchers in DETROIT say that packing your nose with cured salted pork is an effective way to stop a nosebleed…it’s also a horrible way to waste delicious bacon…..

10.  PAT SAJAK has admitted that he has hosted ‘THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE” while he was intoxicated….so, that explains why he was trying to drunk dial an ex girlfriend with the big wheel….

11.  JOKE OF THE DAY: (a nasty one today)

A married couple goes to an agricultural fair and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
    The auctioneer announces the first bull to be auctioned off.
    ”A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”
    The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, saying, “See! That was more than 5 times a month!”
     The second bull is led out.
     “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”
     Again the wife bugs her husband, “Hey, that’s some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!”
     The third bull is brought out for sale.
     “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!”
     The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!”
     The husband yells back, “Sure, once a day! But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same fat cow!!”

 

HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

 

 

 

random thoughts for thursday january 26th, 2012

HAPPY THURSDAY…THE CLOCK IS TICKING TOWARD THE WEEKEND….

 

1.  here come your thursday funnies….

 

2.  the actor and legendary baseball broadcaster BOB UECKER turns 77 years old today…he was on tv in the 80′s sitcom “MR. BELVEDERE”, and has been the announcer for the radio broadcasts of the MILWAUKEE BREWERS for many year…a couple of years ago, BOB UECKER received a “50 years in baseball” award commemorating his career not only as a player, but also as a broadcaster…

here’s BOB when he first started playing….

and here’s BOB UECKER today at 77….

 

3.  speaking of the show “MR. BELVEDERE”, let’s find out whatever happened to the cast…my wife and i used to LOVE this show….

actor CHRISTOPHER HEWETT played the title role of “MR. BELVEDERE”…he died in 2001 at the age of 80…..

ILENE GRAFF played BOB UECKER’S wife, MARSHA on the show…she is now 62 years old and is GETTING BETTER WITH AGE…WOW…

 

ROB STONE played the oldest child “KEVIN” on the show…he is now 49, and will turn 50 this september…

TRACY WELLS played the daughter “HEATHER.” she is now 41 years old….

and actor BRICE BECKHAM played the wise cracking youngest child “WESLEY.”  this boy was into everything, but was hilarious….BRICE is now 35…

 

4.  the “other half” of the pop group “WHAM!” turns 49 today..his name is ANDREW RIDGELEY…he, of course, was the other guy from GEORGE MICHAEL, who definetly had the most success from the group…

here they are…the birthday boy is on the right….

here’s ANDREW RIDGELEY on birthday number 49….

what about his musical partner, GEORGE MICHAEL?  well, he’s still out there performing on the road…he did have some legal problems in the past couple of decades dealing with…umm…let’s see…shall i say, “his private parts?”

GEORGE MICHAEL is now 48. here he is today…

5.  we have to do one “WHAM” song….here’s their huge hit “WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO”…

http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A

6.  remember when i talked about getting stuck in a quarter inch of snow or less the other day?  well, apparently i need tires, or driving lessons..i have now been stuck THREE TIMES and we haven’t had crap for snow…..i need to put some more weight in the back of my car apparently…time to call an ex girlfriend…KIDDING…

7.  HILLARY CLINTON named former LAKER’S star KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR as the U.S. cultural ambassador….that’s not the only thing she wanted him for…she wants to use his height to have him check second and third floor windows for cheating husbands….

8.  new polls in FLORIDA shows that there’s a DEAD HEAT among republican voters…why is that? because half of the voters are dead, and the other half are complaining about the heat….

9.  one of the biggest OSCAR suprises was that “UNDEFEATED” was nominated for “best documentary.”  it’s an admiring documentary about SARAH PALIN…MICHAEL MOORE would be spinning in his grave about this, except he’s not dead, and if he were, he’d be wedged in there pretty tightly….

10.  JOAN RIVERS is calling comedian CHELSEA HANDLER  a “drunk”, who slept her way to the top….the only problem is, that in today’s HOLLYWOOD, “slutty drunk” is considered a compliment…..

11.  DEMI MOORE is seeking treatment for exhaustion…i have an idea….TRY TO GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT TWEETING….

12.  JOKES OF THE DAY:  (dead ones…ha ha…and there’s nothing funnier than death, right?)

LOVE THIS FIRST ONE…

 

Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does, when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.
     “What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Farther O’Grady.
     “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news,” replied Mary.
     “What is it, Mary?”
     “Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.”
     “Oh, Mary” said the father, “that’s terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?”
     “Well, yes he did father,” replied Mary.
     “What did he ask, Mary?”
     Mary replied, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down the gun…’”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS …..

     A woman died in a scuba diving accident, and her husband was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.
     “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.”
     “Well, tell me!” the man said.
     The policeman said, “We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”
     Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, “Give me the bad news first.”
     So the policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in San Francisco Bay.”
     “Oh my god!” said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
     “Well,” said the policeman, “When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her.”
     “If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?” Mr. Wilkens demanded.
     The policeman said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.”

HAVE A SUPER TERRIFIC THURSDAY…

JAY DEAN

THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4193/saturday-night-live-the-barry-gibb-talk-show

random thoughts for wednesday january 25th, 2012

HUMP DAY, BABY!!! ON THE DOWNSLIDE TO THE WEEKEND….

 

1.  here come your wednesday  funnies!!!

i LOVE the next one!!!

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out today to actor DEAN JONES who appeared in many many many WALT DISNEY movies….he starred in “THE SHAGGY DOG”, “HERBIE THE LOVE BUG”, “THAT DARN CAT”, and many many many more.

here’s DEAN JONES back in his younger days….

DEAN JONES is 81 years old today…here he is recently…

 

3.  today we’re going to find out what happened to the INGALLS girls from “LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.”

remember them?

let’s go oldest to youngest…

MELISSA SUE ANDERSON played the older sister MARY…she is now 49, and is A KNOCKOUT….

always loved her eyes!!

MELISSA GILBERT played “half pint” or LAURA INGALLS on the show….she has been one busy girl since the show ended, including being president of the SCREEN ACTOR’S GUILD….she is now 47, and has a birthday three days after mine….

here’s MELISSA GILBERT looking good at 47….

and finally, a set of twins played the youngest girl CARRIE on the hit show….the twins names are LINDSAY and SIDNEY GREENBUSH…they are now 41…here they are today….

 

4.  actor JAMES FARENTINO died yesterday at the age of 73…..he appeared in over 100 movies, tv shows and stage productions…he had a face you always remember, but his name sometimes escaped you….

he was married four times, including a stint with actress MICHELLE LEE from 1966-1982. 

JAMES FARENTINO appeared in such movies as “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN”, “BLUE THUNDER”, and he played SAINT PETER in the production of “JESUS OF NAZARETH.”

here is JAMES FARENTINO in his final years…

 

5.  other than driving in heavy fog, there’s not much worse than driving in heavy, driving show when you can’t see the road because it’s completely white…that’s what happened late afternoon to many of us….and i wasn’t really happy coming back from HOUGHTON last night….i was driving about 45-50 miles per hour on highway 12, when a semi came by me like 70 miles per hour, and COMPLETELY BLINDED me with snow fog…..very very scary….

6.  AL CAPONE died on this date in 1947…i had NO IDEA that he was only 48 years old…looked much older…of course, all that killing, extortion and running from police probably took it’s toll on him…

7.  a new report from the federal government says that 20 percent of AMERICANS suffer from some sort of mental illness…the number has skyrocketed since “JERSEY SHORE” came on tv….

8.  this week in 1945, EARL TUPPER opened his first TUPPERWARE plant….how did he celebrate the grand opening? he just opened the door and burped some air out of the building….

9.  for the first time ever, DISNEY changed their policy and will now allow workers to have beards and facial hair…great..now i get to see CINDERELLA with a 5:00 shadow….

10.  a dog named UNCLE CHICHI had to be euthenized in NEW YORK, and it was believed to be approximately 25 years old. if he were a human, he would be around 175 years old….and BEGGING for someone to euthenize him….

11.  a MASSACHUSETTS dentist has pleaded guilty to fraud for using paper clips in root canals….what’s next?  WHITE-OUT liquid paper as a teeth whitener?

12.  KIM KARDASHIAN supposedly ended her marriage after psychic JOHN EDWARDS told her that her late father ROBERT KARDASHIAN told him that she should file for divorce…and then after that, KIM got into a fight with the ghost of ANNA NICOLE SMITH over the nearest dumb rich guy….

13.  the queen of soul, ARETHA FRANKLIN and her fiancee have called off their wedding, fearing that they were moving a bit too fast and hadn’t thought everything through….DID YOU HEAR  THAT KIM KARDASHIAN?

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
     “My love,” he wrote, “we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and there’s really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we’re constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?”
     So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this?”
     Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.
     “Darling” he said, “I can’t wait to make passionate love to you!”
     She kissed him and said, “First let’s see you play that harmonica.”

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEDNESDAY…

JAY DEAN

 

random thoughts for tuesday january 24th, 2012

IT’S TUESDAY….C’MON WEEKEND!!!

 

1.  here come your tuesday funnies….

i see lots of truth in this next one!!!

 

2.  well, according to my calculations, we’re down to two or three munchkins left from my favorite movie “THE WIZARD OF OZ.”  one of them is JERRY MAREN….he has a birthday today. he turns 92….

he played one of the “lollipop” kids…

he’s the guy in the middle….

here’s JERRY MAREN today at 92…..

 

3.  the great NEIL DIAMOND turns 71 years young today…and is still out there performing….if you have never seen him, and get the chance, don’t miss out…he’s one heck of a show…

here’s NEIL DIAMOND in his early years…when the women were going crazy over him….

 

here’s NEIL DIAMOND today at 71….

 

4.  you didn’t think that i would salute NEIL DIAMOND and not do some music, did you?

here’s his huge hit “SONG SUNG BLUE.”

http://youtu.be/Ru6oaMLzXYA

and i suppose we had better do “SWEET CAROLINE.”

http://youtu.be/1vhFnTjia_I

 

5.  well, if winter is going to be like this, i’m staying home…i said that i will not complain about winter, because it has, overall, been so incredible, but something happened yesterday that torked me off….

I GOT STUCK IN ABOUT A QUARTER OF AN INCH OF SNOW…no kidding….i was going uphill so i figured that was the deal…or perhaps i need new tires….but there was virtually NO SNOW under my car…how embarrassing….

6.  this weekend we have to go to MINNEAPOLIS for some sales meetings, and we’re going to do a couple of fun things…on friday night, our staff is going to see the MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES play against the SAN ANTONIO SPURS…

but my fun night will be saturday night when i take my nieces out for supper and a movie…..KRISTIN AND MANDY are not happy campers about the movie i want to see…

this movie has yet to come to ABERDEEN, so i will turn on the old “uncle charm” and get the girls to go….i’m dragging KRISTIN for sure…MANDY said there’s no way i’ll get her there….HMM…A CHALLENGE….

7.  the cruise line that owns the COSTA CONCORDIA is offering survivors of the disaster a 30 percent discount off of future cruises…wow….i have a better idea…offer them V.I.P. seating in a lifeboat….

9.  model HEIDI KLUM and singer SEAL are divorcing after six years of marriage….KLUM is hoping to move on and actually find a guy with a full name….

10.  according to a new study, women feel more pain than men…yet they continue to watch “THE VIEW.”

11.  BRITISH lawmakers met yesterday to discuss the tilting of the BIG BEN clock tower.  however, one expert says that the building’s lean won’t become a serious problem for about another 10,000 years….DAMN PROCRASTINATORS…..

12.  JOKES OF THE DAY:

A blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who also happens to be a blonde woman, gets out and asks the driver for her driver’s license. So she starts digging through her purse. After several minutes, she looks up at the cop and says, “I’m sorry, what would a driver’s license look like?”
     The cop tells her, “It’s square, and it has your picture on it.”
     So after some more digging, she comes out with a makeup compact. She opens it, sees herself in the square mirror, and hands it to the cop. “Here it is!”
     The cop looks at the compact, hands it back to the driver and says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were a police officer.”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS ……

     A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
     “Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”
     The husband looked over and nodded.
     “Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”
     The husband returned to his meal.
     “Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating!”

HAVE AN AWESOME TUESDAY EVERYBODY….

JAY DEAN

 

random thoughts for monday january 23rd, 2012

CRAP..IT’S MONDAY AGAIN….

here come your monday funnies….

i would say the answer to the following is YES…(unfortunately)

 

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out to actor GIL GERARD…he turns 69 today….he starred in “BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY.”

here’s GIL GERARD today on birthday number 69….

 

3.  the beautiful PRINCESS CAROLINE of MONACO turns 55 today…she has always been so graceful and elegant.  here she is back a few years ago…..

here’s PRINCESS CAROLINE today at 55…..

4.  PRINCESS CAROLINE was a super nice looking lady, but my heart was always with PRINCESS STEPHANIE of MONACO…she was the rough around the edges, naughty party girl…..sounds like she was always in trouble with mom and dad…ha ha….here she is back when i had a big crush on her….

here’s PRINCESS STEPHANIE today…she is now 46 years old…

5.  DANG IT ANYWAY….the only combination for the SUPER BOWL that i didn’t want actually happened…..i was rooting for BALTIMORE and SAN FRANCISCO, and they both lost in the final few moments of their games….

and the SUPER BOWL this year will be:

VERSUS

not excited about the game at all…maybe i’ll have to put in one of my dvd’s of my REDSKINS three SUPER BOWL wins….

6.  HOW ABOUT THOSE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES?  what a great game friday night…KEVIN LOVE hit a three pointer as time ran out as our T-WOLVES defeated the LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS….in L.A…..that was incredible…

and how about the MINNESOTA WILD?   they won 5-2 saturday night, and apparently scored three goals in FIFTY NINE SECONDS….which, i believe is a team record…hopefully they can keep the streak going….they need to….

7.  sources say that NEWT GINGRICH may be the favorite over MITT ROMNEY in FLORIDA…because most of the FLORIDA male voters are like him…overweight, white haired and cranky….

8.  NEWT also says that he would consider a position for SARAH PALIN…and being he believes in open marriage, she might want to be careful with that statement….

9.  a severed head, hands and feet were discovered in a park in LOS ANGELES…apparently CHER’S monthly new body parts delivery must have been delivered to the wrong address….

10.  actress EVA LONGORIA has removed her TONY PARKER tattoo….she went to a store in HOLLYWOOD called “HOLLYWOOD SHORT TERM SPOUSE TATTOO REMOVAL SERVICE.”  (they must be crazy busy out there…ha ha)

11.  ABC announced that it has picked up the pilot for a new drama series where the residents of an apartment house have each signed a deal with the devil to get what they want in their lives….the show is apparently called “CONGRESS.”

12.  as i mentioned before, the SUPER BOWL is set…and i’m having a heck of a time deciding……pizza or hot wings…..

13.  the NATIONAL ENQUIRER IS REPORTING THAT O.J. SIMPSON is the father of KIM KARDASHIAN…whatever you do, DO NOT LET HIM CUT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

  A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. “My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
     “Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee.”
     “I couldn’t even punch out the chad at election time, my hands are so crippled,” volunteered a third.
     “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
     “My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
     “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
     “Well, count your blessings,” said one woman cheerfully, “and thank God we can all still drive.”

HAVE A TERRIFIC MONDAY EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

MY NAMESAKE DOG….

heer she is….

ROXIE JAY….

middle name after me…how sweet, huh?

 

random thoughts for FRIDAY january 20th, 2012

YEE-HAW..IT’S FRIDAY…

 

1.  here come your friday funnies….

for the first one, on behalf of all men, may i say, NO THANK YOU….i think they had better re-tool their sign…

i laughed out loud when i saw the next one….

 

2.  we have a couple of milestone birthdays again today…PAUL STANLEY of “KISS” turns 60 years old today….and because of his age, he doesn’t “ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT”, he just rocks and parties until 9:30pm…..BAH-DUMP-BUMP….

here’s PAUL STANLEY in his younger years with his band…

here’s PAUL STANLEY today at 60!!!

 

3.  a great singer/songwriter/ and entertainer turns SEVENTY on saturday..i’m talking about MAC DAVIS…remember his tv show?  he is a funny guy and a great singer….

i saw MAC DAVIS at the SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR back when i was in high school, and he was definetly on of the best shows i had seen in my early days…

here’s MAC DAVIS from the 70′s….

here’s MAC DAVIS today on the eve of his 70th birthday…

 

4.  well, we cannot do a MAC DAVIS salute without some music, can we?

here’s his million selling song “BABY BABY DON’T GET HOOKED ON ME.”  fantastic song…

http://youtu.be/Ni7oWjSry7c

and here’s another number one “STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES.”

http://youtu.be/h3a5vN4tUl4

 

5.  and finally, on sunday, the beautiful LINDA BLAIR turns 53…and she’s still looking great…

here’s LINDA BLAIR in her younger years…

IF YOU SCARE EASILY, SCROLL DOWN PAST THE NEXT PICTURE…

LINDA BLAIR also starred in what i think, is the most horrifying movie of all time…”THE EXORCIST.”  remember the character she played?

LINDA BLAIR is still looking great at 52, soon to be 53 on sunday…

 

6.  a movie i have been waiting to see, finally starts at CARMIKE in ABERDEEN tonight…it’s TOM HANKS and SANDRA BULLOCK in “EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE”…it deals with a boy that loses his dad in the twin tower massacre in NEW YORK….

this movie looks fantastic and has been getting great reviews…my wife says she won’t go because it looks so sad…i can sway her into going…i have that magic….(yeah right)

7.  i have a young lady that works at HARDEE’S, and she feeds me breakfast once in awhile…well, she doesn’t actually FEED me, she prepares it for me….this young lady bought a dog this week, and i think i have her convinced to give the dog a middle name of JAY….ha ha….just what i always wanted!!!

8.  the MINNESOTA TWINS caravan comes to ABERDEEN on monday at the AmericInn….it starts at 6:00….this is your chance to get autographs and meet TWINS great DAN GLADDEN, plus new stars TREVOR PLOUFFE, ANTHONY SWARZAK, and CHRIS PARMALE…also, you can take your picture with their mascot, T.C. BEAR….plus you can get a wolf dog for supper…don’t miss this chance to meet a legend, a bear, and future superstars of the MINNESOTA TWINS…

9.  adult film stars are complaining about a new law in LOS ANGELES that requires them to use protection while making their movies…..the adult film stars are afraid that it will take away from the plot of the movie…

10.  a man in THAILAND recently married his deceased girlfriend in a combination wedding/funeral ceremony…FINALLY, A WIFE THAT DOESN’T NAG!!

11.  VIOLA ARNOLD of WINDSOR, ONTARIO, celebrated her birthday number 101 by getting her ears pierced…afterwards she was quoted as saying, “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON’T TELL MY MOM.”

12.  SNOOKI, from the show ‘JERSEY SHORE’, shared a photo of her without makeup, and she looked completely different…she was also ten pounds lighter from not wearing makeup…

13.  MARK HARMON has been named AMERICA’S favorite tv star for the second year in a row…ROB SCHNEIDER came in second, narowly eding out KATHIE LEE and HODA…hee hee

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
     The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.
     A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t control his amazement and says to the blind man, “Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!”
     The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, “To find out where his head is, so I can kick his butt.”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY…

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for thursday january 19th, 2012

IT’S C-C-C-C-C-COLD OUT THERE…..

 

1.  here come your thursday funnies….

this is ONE SMART OLD LADY…

 

2.  we have a milestone birthday here at hub city radio today…our sales professional TAMMIE BADER, who by the way, is also my cousin, TURNS FIFTY TODAY….geez…that cake is going to set off the fire alarms today……

if you want to give her a birthday salute, let’s jam her e-mail box at:

tammiebader@hubcityradio.com

here’s TAMMIE, getting BUSTED texting while she should be working…shame shame girlie….

 

3. TAMMIE’S not the only one turning fifty this week…yesterday, the woman who played NELLIE OLSEN on “LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE” also turned FIFTY…

her name is ALISON ARNGRIM….

she’s the kind of brat that i just wanted to reach into my tv and grab by the neck…she played that role very well, as everybody disliked the spoiled little bugger…

here she is back on the show…

here is ALISON ARNGRIM today, the day after birthday number 50…..

 

4.  the lovely, great actress JEAN STAPLETON turns 89 years old today…yep, one year away from BETTY WHITE…you probably best know JEAN STAPLETON as “EDITH BUNKER” on “ALL IN THE FAMILY.”

here are a couple of younger pictures of JEAN, including one from the tv show…this first one is of a very very young JEAN STAPLETON…

here’s JEAN STAPLETON recently, as she celebrates birthday number 89….

 

5.  WAY TO GO MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES…

the T-WOLVES were down by 16 last night to the DETROIT PISTONS, and ended up winning by EIGHT POINTS…what a turnaround….

i’m not saying that this team will  go to the playoffs this year, but the way they are growing together, they have the potential to be one of the best, if not THE BEST team in T-WOLVES history…

6.  my beautiful wife and i have been waiting patiently for the season premiere of one of our favorite shows “JUSTIFIED”.  the season premiere was tuesday night, but we didn’t have time to watch it until last night…..

WHAT A GREAT SHOW….i love shows that make you go ‘WOW’ when the show is over….this show didn’t disapoint, and i cannot wait to see the remainder of the season…

7.  a smoking object was thrown over the WHITE HOUSE gate tuesday…turns out it was  RICK PERRY’S presidential hopes…

8.  today is “TIN CAN DAY”….without the tin can, we wouldn’t have a way to store perishable food, and we wouldn’t have a model for compact cars….

9.  a study at the UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA found that men borrow and spend way more money in places where there are fewer women than men….makes sense….in no place do men outnumber women than congress….

10.  GARTH BROOKS is suing a hospital in OKLAHOMA for refusing to name a building for his late mother after he gave them $500,000 dollars…hospital officials say that they’re not doing it, because they are against the name “GARTH BROOK’S MOMMYS HOSPITAL.”

11.  the ratings are in and BETTY WHITE’S birthday special was the highest rated show on monday night….BETTY did great with younger viewers…but then again, at her age, everyone’s a younger viewer….

12.  a man from COLORADO died in a movie theater restroom and wasn’t found for FIVE DAYS….wow….the staff noticed a bad stinking smell, but they thought it was just the movie “NEW YEAR’S EVE.”

13.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE….

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

HAVE AN AWESOME THURSDAY!!

JAY DEAN

random thoughts for wednesday january 18th, 2012

IT’S WEDNESDAY….HALFWAY THRU THE WEEK…AMEN TO THAT!!

 

1.  here come your wednesday funnies…..

the next one is so true…

 

2.  happy birthday wishes are in order for singer BOBBY GOLDSBORO…boy, there’s a name you haven’t heard in awhile!! BOBBY turns 71 years old today…here he is years ago…

BOBBY GOLDSBORO is still out there performing today..here’s what he looks like today on his 71st birthday…by the way, he’s also an artist!!

 

3.  let’s see if you remember the music of BOBBY GOLDSBORO…here’s his classic song, “HONEY.” i LOVE this song…

http://youtu.be/59BZxgohr9g

4.  man, here’s a blast from the past…do you remember “THE HUDSON BROTHERS?”

they were pop music sensations back in the 70′s, and also had their own saturday morning show….

one of the brothers, BRETT HUDSON has a birthday today….he turns 59 years old…here he is…

he’s also the uncle of actress KATE HUDSON…here’s BRETT HUDSON today on birthday number 59…

 

5.  what about the other members of “THE HUDSON BROTHERS?” 

let’s see what they look like today….KATE HUDSON’S papa, and GOLDIE HAWN’S ex is BILL HUDSON…here’s what he looks like today….

WOW…brother MARK HUDSON of the “HUDSON BROTHERS” looks totally different today…he’s the one in the moustache in the above picture…here is he today…

6.  well, we knew it had to be coming and it will tonight…OLD MAN WINTER is going to roar and rear it’s ugly head tonight and tomorrow…..MAKE SURE TO BUNDLE UP THE KIDDIES….we’re looking at a low tonight around 18 below…with wind chills down to 35 below zero…..thursday’s high will only be zero with wind chills 30 below….but, warmer weather is coming up by the weekend….

7.  more android phones are activated everyday than babies being born…that’s because you can’t turn the sound off a baby off, or put it on vibrate…

8.  CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES parent company of the sunken cruise ship off of ITALY, says that they are experiencing a drop in sales…no kidding….apparently the photo of a capsized, sinking cruise ship on the brochure wasn’t bringing in customers!!

9.  NORTH KOREA will embalm the body of KIM JONG IL, and place him on public display inside of a glass case…i have a better idea…put him in the case, add water and white particles and make him a shake snow globe!!

10.  why did the judge decide that LINDSAY LOHAN should work in a morgue for her probation?  because the judge figured that being she loves to drink, she won’t be afraid of a couple of cold ones…

11.  as i mentioned yesterday, J.P.MORGAN-CHASE BANK is foreclosing on O.J. SIMPSON’S home in FLORIDA…O.J. claims he is innocent, and wants to start looking for the real missed mortgage payment killers….

12.  MADONNA and ELTON JOHN are feuding after trading jabs at the GOLDEN GLOBE awards sunday night….apparently the fight didn’t start at the show, but on the senior citizen bus coming over to the event….

13.  GEORGE CLOONEY says he plans on giving up drinking for a few months this year…which is ironic, because i saw his movie “THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS’ and it made me START drinking…

14.  JOKE OF THE DAY:

 

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartend…er replied, “Everything is big in Texas.” After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

 

HAVE A TERRIFIC WEDNESDAY!!

 

JAY DEAN