random thoughts for FRIDAY july 20th, 2012

I SING THIS SONG EVERY FRIDAY!!! remember that disco movie?

1. here come your weekend funnies….

THIS ONE JUST ABOUT KILLED ME LAST NIGHT….I LAUGHED FOR A LONG TIME….

BLECK to the next one…..

will YOU be my friend?

this one cracked me up this morning….

2.  happy birthday wishes are going out to former child actor CHARLIE KORSMO..he turns 34 today….guess what?  he was born in FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA…yep…and grew up for awhile in MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA….you might remember him from movies like “HOOK”, “DICK TRACY”, and the great BILL MURRAY movie “WHAT ABOUT BOB?”

today CHARLIE is a professor at a law school in CLEVELAND, OHIO…here he is back then and today….

3.  actor ORSON BEAN will turn 84 on sunday…he’s been around forever, and i mostly remember him from “MATCH GAME.”  he appeared on a lot of game shows….here’s ORSON BEAN back then..

here’s ORSON BEAN today at 84…….

4.  one of my favorite movies is “ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST.”  and one of my favorites roles ever is actress LOUISE FLETCHER as “NURSE RACHED” in the movie….she won an academy award for “best actress” because of that role…..

LOUISE FLETCHER turns 78 on sunday…here she is in the past couple of years….

5.  well, i’m going to be like millions of others, and try to see the new “BATMAN” movie “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.”  i have a feeling this movie is going to set all kinds of box office records…..good luck getting a seat this weekend…ha ha…

tragedy has struck this movie already…..hundreds of people were at a midnite screening of this movie in AURORA, COLORADO overnight, when a gunman came in and opened fire…..at last report well over 14 people were killed and over 50 people were injured….i’m sure those totals will rise as you are reading this…please pray for the families…..

6.  well, i hope my sunburn on my chest and back is healed, because i’m going to toast it again this weekend….wow…highs in the mid to upper 90’s all weekend long…sounds like we’ll be at the aquatic center most of the weekend…..maybe THIS TIME i’ll learn to use suntan lotion….

you see, i’m 100 percent norwegian, so it takes a little while to catch on to things….ha ha

7.  archaeologists found 600 year old bras in an AUSTRIAN castle…they were right next to male skeletons trying to undo the clasp….

8.  KIM KARDASHIAN is the second highest paid actress on tv, earning 18 million dollars…the top one was actress SOFIA VERGARA, who earned 19 million dollars….KIM IS AN ACTRESS?  hmm..didn’t know that…unless you count her amazing performance saying “I DO” at her wedding….

9.  TOM CRUISE and daughter SURI escaped paparazzi in MANHATTAN by running red lights and speeding before boarding a helicopter and flying to NEW JERSEY….this marks the first time that anybody has rushed to get into NEW JERSEY….

10.  comedian FRED WILLARD was arrested for lewd conduct with himself in an adult theater….or as we call it “GETTING PEE WEE HERMANED….”  geez…remember the good old days when people rated movies with a THUMBS UP?

11.  PIXAR has confirmed that they are making a sequel to the hit movie “FINDING NEMO.”  because of the intense heatwave, people will flock to the theaters just to see cold water on the screen….

12.  A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You bastard!!!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND…

JAY DEAN

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