WOO HOO!!! ONE MORE DAY….
1. here are your thursday funnies….
it doesn’t matter WHO is the president…this fits every one of them…
and why stop with the president?
i usually hate mondays, but after reading this, I LOVE MONDAYS!!!
have you ever noticed a “wine” theme on my blog? ha ha
1. happy birthday wishes are going out to actor MAX WRIGHT…he played “WILLIE TANNER” on the hit tv show “ALF.”
MAX WRIGHT turns 69 years old today…here he is in the recent years…
2. “EDDIE MUNSTER” turns 59 today…well, not actually EDDIE, but the actor who played him…BUTCH PATRICK is his name…what a cutie he was when he was small….
here’s BUTCH PATRICK today on his 59th birthday….
4. remember the kid from the ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER movie “TERMINATOR 2, JUDGEMENT DAY?”
his name is EDWARD FURLONG…
EDWARD FURLONG’S birthday is today…he hits 35 candles on the cake today…here’s what he looks like today….
5. okay, everyone that knows me knows that i am a DIEHARD fan of “THE WIZARD OF OZ.” i’m also very upset that there’s a NEW movie about my favorite movie coming out in 2013….
the movie stars JAMES FRANCO as “THE WIZARD.”
this is supposedly the story of how the wizard became powerful, and sets the stage for the visit by DOROTHY and her gang….. i have absolutely no plans on seeing this movie, but maybe i will soften when it gets closer…
there are just some movies that should NEVER BE TOUCHED…and i consider the “WIZARD OF OZ” to be at the top of that list….
6. speaking of movies, the movie “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” was so so so so good, that my wife and boys are all planning on seeing it again…we almost NEVER go to a movie the second time, but we want to see things we probably missed….and it was just INCREDIBLE….
7. wow…i really need to get my head out of you know where and start working out again…i’ve been very lazy and very tired, and my belly is starting to stick out a little more again…ha ha….the hardest part of working out is doing the first couple of days…after that it gets kind of easy, and it’s exciting when you see results…i just have to make that first push, and it’s killing me getting it done….
8. because of the bad economy, some funeral homes are offering grieving families “rental caskets.” yep…..boy, how bad does that suck to get evicted from one of those?
9. the movie industry is taking new steps to prevent people from pirating DVD’S….that’s right, there going to release new movies by PAULY SHORE….that should fix the problem….
10. a spokesman said that in the wake of the recent scuffle at the home of MICHAEL JACKSON’S mom, there will be changes….the only people who can come in are people who can actually dance and sing….SING? well, that cuts out HALF the family…..
11. remember when i told you about that tour boat captain that had his hand bitten off by an alligator? well, apparently his business has tripled since that happened…probably because of the new name of the business…”CAPTAIN HOOK’S TOUR OF TERROR.”
12. JOKE OF THE DAY:
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son.
Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps the son again.
Son: Ok! It was a Porno.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
The robot slaps the Dad.
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.
The robot slaps the mom…